I felt a bit vindicated recently when Wendy Williams recently said on hot topics there is not much going on. There is really nothing to report expect politics. Normal people are quadrating. I did watch Salt Lake City today. I wasn’t really feeling it. I really don’t care which one is Lisa and which one is Meredith. Jen is annoying AF. And well… there is Mary. I felt bad because Whitney’s dad was featured and APG seems obsessed with him. Jen is hideous. And someone told me (not a true source) That Mary was supposed to be a friend and then got added back in to be on every episode. This did not come from my source but it does sort of make sense. Because you know production realized early on she was money.
I also watched Southern Charm. While I do still hate Leva, I may hate Madison more. Those two both want to be camera hogs. But they will never be Kathryn. And in interesting news, Leva has suddenly decided to be BFFs with her. Smart but calculated news. And if anyone on that show is “beta” it is Danni. So why be such a cunt to her? Leave Danni alone. She has some things going on. And also as someone who also has a lot of shit always happening (currently, I seem to have managed to lose my driver’s license somehow). I’m a total shit show. The DMV in a pandemic? Not my thing.
And no I am not getting paid. Yesterday’s open forum someone said they were on Jeopardy I Lost on Jeopardy.
I feel like I am one person adjacent to Alex Trebek AND Weird Al Yankovich and it made my day. Seriously, anyone who goes on Jeopardy is my idol. Except Nannette who knows everything If they tell you Nanette is the just go the fuck home. She needs to be on either Jeopardy or The Chase. She. KNOWS. EVERY DAM THING. For real. And I am jealous of her intellect. It’s true. It occurs to me that I was once on a site with a name I cannot recall and she also lost on Jeopardy… HMMMM
Alright so what are we talking about tonight. I’m about to head back to bed. And I am starting to think I might need to get fucking tested. If that is even possible. UGH. Better to know than to not know right? And also you guys overwhelm me with kindness and it is kind of hard for me to accept. But thank you. And good night.
Oh wait sorry. Ben and Jerry’s Pistachio Pistachio is totally in my freezer but my favorite is Dulche Leche by Haagen Dass. Which I also have on hand. I don’t eat much ice cream until those days I do. I’m really not a huge fan of Ben and Jerry’s they don’t make anything without a bunch of chunks it it. So probably. I’m more Haagen Daas. And we don’t actually get pistachio ice cream in this country. Yet another reason to travel.