This may well be one of the final Southern Charm recaps. Due to the numerous disasters of filming this season of Southern Charm, there are only two episodes left in the season plus a two episode reunion. Remember when I told you at the end of 2019 that for the first time ever the entire first episode of the show was rejected outright. And Bravo demanded that they recast the newbies. Then came the holidays and casting the new, new people and the season began filming again in early February. Also, Kathryn somehow convinced Thomas to film with her. This mostly happened because producer, Aaron Rothman, sat everyone down. Told them how pissed off Bravo was and told them this season HAD TO BRING IT or the entire show was going to be cancelled.
A Reminder Of How We Got Here
This is when Kathryn started dragging Thomas in to film a scene. It is also when she decided to make up lies about Cameron’s marriage. “Bringing it” in these Bravo reality shows means a lot of below the belt arguments, and the airing of everyone’s dirty laundry. Cameran was specifically tasked with being the bone carrier and keep everyone worked up and paranoid about what the other were up to. So that is was she did in the brief stint of filming before production was shut down a second time due to the pandemic. Tamara Tattles exclusive source says that Cameran got wind that Aaron was going to have someone come for her and her dirty laundry, she opted not to return to filming when (or if) they start back up. That is why Cameran quit the show.
Also during this time is when Kathryn got into it with the black female journalist who was literally calling out her racist due to Kathryn’s love of Trump. So the whole monkey emoji storyline, which will be discussed in tonight’s episode and then next, makes Kathryn’s attacks on a black woman much more egregious. And finally, in my comments about how we got here, my sources said in late September that this is probably the final season of the show.
And Now On With The Show!
I’m having the second great day in a row. Because, ham. 🙂 But I am bawling at the moment over the greatest American Hero Of My Lifetime, Officer Eugene Goodman. Oh also, I wanted to tell you that The Hustler and The Chase are both really good new gameshows on ABC on whatever night this is. 🙂 Okay now really on with the show.
Damn, production is coming for Kathryn. I see you Aaron Rothman. She took out your girl Cameran and she must pay. Is she racist? Sure. But I see a full frontal attack by production coming now. And you knew what you were dealing with when you chose who you chose from Charleston. Thomas Ravenel is racist as fuck. And um, then there is the carpetbagger who sort of adopted racism. It seems very targeted to me. It’s not like you can’t do an old money show in the south without a little bit of racism. But you ignore some and focus on others. And you’re a yankee so you shouldn’t have been the producer anyway. Also, I’d love to mock Patricia for not knowing how to work social media but I am the luddite blogger with no cell phone. I have no idea how much of anything works except for this site and Twitter. Follow me on Twitter here, I could use the followers since I blocked all the domestic terrorists. lol.
No Really, I Am Going To Talk About The Episode Now
We start with Shep’s delusional girlfriend,Taylor, talking to him on the phone. He claims his trainer gave him Cialis. That’s a medication for erectile dysfunction. I’m sorry I am feeling very verbose tonight so this recap is probably going to take me forever. And it is kind of the big sendoff for this show so I am okay with that. But is anyone surprised that Shep has trouble getting it up? That has probably been an issue for years because he drinks like a fish. What is this chick’s issue.Who would pursue Shep like this that was sane and attractive. He’s a walking drunk STD! Does it look like he has a penis in this photo?
Shep then gets a call from Pringle who has had the kids for 43 days. God I miss Sullivan’s Island. Pringle is unhappy that he has to send the boys home. He got the kids extra long due to COVID. It is kind of sad that the boys have to go back. Pringle does seem like a good dad. I think he would be good on the show in the future if there is a future to this show. But that remains very fucking doubtful. Meanwhile Madison continues to play Dick Dick Fuck Fuck with Austen. She tells him she doesn’t want him to date other people. SHE DUMPED HIM! And it’s on Patricia is she is not happy with the outcome.
Party On Johns Island
Fun fact the last time I went to Johns Island it wasn’t great. I was staying with someone I met on this site actually. She was a vet and the only reason I could go is because I could bring the mutt. I may or may not have shared more details here. (I don’t recall but I probably did, and it was around Christmas). So I’m not really down with Johns Island but we appear to be going despite my objections. Let’s just say I drink A LOT. And my hostess drank A LOT MORE and was my driver. It was terrifying. I’m sure I was awful too, but I didn’t put anyone’s life in danger.
Meanwhile Kathryn is trying to buy a baby gift for Thomas Ravenel’s latest spawn. (FYI that last headline my be on a show. Not sure which if any. Anyway moving on. Kathryn seems to think she will be a stepmother. LOL. I am totally sure I would not my by baby daddy who ruined my life a baby gift. HUGE shout out to the antique blue willow in the background of this photo. I have a ton of that shit I need to sell as I am divesting myself of things and plan to just travel the world until I keep over somewhere hopefully in a string of Four Seasons hotels perhaps triumphantly dying with my favorite concierge where I normally stay by my side and leaving him everything. Oh sorry. Moving on. 🙂 Kathryn is sad for doing racists things online that everyone saw. But she’s pretty!
Craig & Natalie
I am not okay with this. I am trying to be okay with this. I am old enough to be Craig’s great great great great grandmother. And no one is good enough for Craig. Do you think he watches Grandma’s I’d like to fuck porn? IT IS A REAL THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. /cries softly with emphysema. Sorry this is taking so long. I is old. I is drunk. I is impotent.
Jesus Christ We Are Only Half Way Through?
And now we have Leva? NEWSFLASH BRAVO/HAYMAKER EVERYONE HATES LEVA. And Danni is having some emotional/physical issues that do not need to be on TV. Danni is not okay and Leva goes for the weakest link to push her way in. And her talking about coddling Kathryn makes everyone a racist is utter bullshit. If you live in the south you know a shit ton of racists. I feel like I have already had this argument in the POLITICAL THREAD which is in all caps because don’t click if you don’t want to be exposed to politics here. And her targeting Danni who is clearly a bit unwell is despicable. I hate Leva and so does Twitter.Austen’s best girlfriend steers him away from Madison.
He eventually ends up dating. He is ready to move on. Austen’s best girlfriend steers him away from Madison. He eventually ends up dating. He is ready to move on. Austen’s best girlfriend steers him away from Madison. He eventually ends up dating. He is ready to move on. Damn I really need to move this along. Austen’s best girlfriend steers him away from Madison. He eventually ends up dating. He is ready to move on.
Austen Is Getting It In!
So eventually we move on to “Shep’s Party On St. Johns” Fun Fact the reason we are moving to St Johns is because Isle of Palms refuses to let Shep film anymore. I just went to pee did I miss anything? Madison is trying to make Austen Jealous. Also my bathtub is dripping and will not stop. Do I have to have a plumber come out? Anyway, Madison is telling Venita, the most beautiful girl ever to be on this show about Austen. Why would she care? Austen’s best girlfriend steers him away from Madison. He eventually ends up dating. He is ready to move on.
I am having issues with myself and the site so somethings may be happening twice. I have no idea what is happening here. All I care about is Venita. I want a show just about her. Anyway, Pringle and Shep talk about Shep’s girlfriend. Oh look a scene with Shep and Leva. Shep is basically apologizing for inviting Kathryn. I’M SORRY. I am trying to end this fucking recap. I hate it is this long as much as you do. BUT GOD DAMN, SHEP. This bitch is brand fucking new. I know you are pissed that she took out Cameran but come the fuck on man. Stop trying to ally with this phony idiot!
OH HELL TO THE FUCKING NOE!
OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE. STOP EVERYFUCKING THING. DID THIS BITCH JUST SAY THAT AUSTEN BUTTS HIS NOSE INTO THING THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM? Hang on. I need more wine. I can’t with this bitch. AUSTEN is the one butting his nose into things who have nothing to do with him? AUSTEN? Leva is the photo next to butting in to things you don’t know shit about. At least Shep pushes back on Leva. Shep is a racist as well. And an elist. And so is Leva. So throwing stones at each other leaves everyone as dead as this franchise maybe.
This St Johns house is spectacular. Venita looks gorgeous. Pringle’s sister flew out to get the kids and be on TV. Austen shows up with his beer. And there will be a lot more next week. Madison is still trying to cock block Madison. He finally gets she is playing to the camera.
I must say that I don’t really catch everything on Twitter despite it being my favorite platform. But Leva quotes Kathryn as saying, “Stop using Chareston and your minority claim to harass people” AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAY AMEN. And so did that the really pretty black girl says something about “do you even know who your father is?” Craig… why are you even over there listening to this????? Every fucking one of you better defend Kathryn next week. Next week: The Great Blaming the demise of this show on Kathryn continues. Fuck you Leva.