When last we left the Utah Ladies, Jen had once again lost her dayum mind and gone off on errybody. I would think this RHOSLC recap would entail Jen trying to make amends. But come on, it’s Jen. She’ll probably dig her hole even deeper.
OH! AND HERE IS A SHORT TAMARA TATTLES EXCLUSIVE! The RHOSLC didn’t know about Mary fleecing the flock for Fendi during filming. But of course they know now because it is all over the internet. So the reunion was NOT FUN for Mary Martha. She had a lot to answer for and everyone was pretty appalled.
Jen is having a pity party. Apparently, it is Whitney’s fault that Sharrieff’s birthday party was ruined. Sharrieff is not speaking to her. Aw, poor Jen. So, her fake “assistants” are the only people she can whine to. I think I read those are some sort of family members.
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Heather is pissed at Meredith and Lisa over the whole Jen situation. Meredith and Lisa had nothing to do with anything that went down that night. That was all Mary’s lies and manipulation that Whitney fell for. Whitney calls Mary to tell her what happened at the birthday party. Also, she wants to be sure that Lisa and Meredith both told Mary that they are afraid of Jen. So, Mary doubles down on the lie while saying that she never lies. Mary tells Whitney to call Jen again and tell her how she is feeling. Heather can’t be bothered with the drama. She has a construction site to oversee for her business expansion.
Marital Bliss?
Meredith and Seth are sooooo back together. They really want us to know how very together they are. Meredith is pissed at Whitney for spreading the lies from Mary. But, she is also pissed at Jen because Jen is telling everyone that Meredith is having an affair. This is literally like recapping a day in a middle school. There is a power struggle going on for who decides what color they wear on Wednesdays. It isn’t even that these women don’t really know each other. They also do not like each other.
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Meredith and Seth head out to dinner and start making out as soon as they are seated. They are soon join by Lisa and John. The two women are wearing essentially the same outfit in different colors. Then, Meredith announces that she is back together with Seth. They are really selling this point. Now there is a talking head announcing ….that they are back together. We get it. What is with the hard sell? Meredith and Lisa talk about Jen. Meredith is pissed that Jen is gossiping about her marriage behind her back. These two women both seem to be done with ALL the rest of the cast. The next time we see these two they are having dinner in a yurt with a group of business women. No other cast was there.
We’re All In Hot Water!
Whitney invites Jen to a spa day out in the middle of nowhere. She’s hoping they can talk through their issues. She wants Jen to understand where she is coming from. Whitney and Heather ride out into the middle of nowhere together. The spa is very… um… rustic. Apparently, they are all going to soak in big metal bathtubs outside. The price is $16. Jen rolls up in her Porsche expecting a five star spa. It’s actually just a little shack that appears to be part spa, part animal shelter. I love this place!
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They all get in a tub. Poor Heather is in the middle tub. You in danger, girl. Jen tells the girls that Sharrieff has not spoken to her in days and has not come home. Then, Jen screams at Whitney for confronting her with gossip at her husband’s birthday party. In her talking head, Whitney seems to be at the end of her friendship rope with Jen. Jen just keeps on screaming like she always does. She blames everyone but herself for how the party turned out. She literally threatens to drown Whitney. Eventually, Jen gets pissed at the crew and starts splashing them, and the camera with water.
Rub a Dub Dub …
Heather is siding with Jen. Why? Whitney apologizes to Jen for coming to her with gossip at the party. Heather is not friends with Lisa. Heather says she feels like Jen wants to be friends with Lisa more than she wants to be friends with her. She’s terrified of losing her friendship with Jen. Jen makes up with Heather. Then, Jen finally accepts Whitney’s apology. Kind of.
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At the very end of the night, Sharrieff shows up at the house Jen rented to film in. Jen asks why they have not talked for four days. He says he needed that much time to calm his anger. He talks to her about her drinking. She turns it around on him. She says she drinks because she needs him to be with her more. She’s angry that he didn’t come to the funeral. She spent the last week of her father’s life in the hospital with him making all the decisions with no help. Sharrieff seems like a really good guy. Jen needs to get her shit together and focus on him and not on a TV show or she will lose him.
Next Week: It’s a girl’s trip to Vegas!
Do we know the seating arrangement for the reunion?
I cringe when I watch Seth and Meredith kiss. It just seems so disingenuous to me. One good thing from this episode is Brooks was not on it. Unless I missed it.
AMEN ?? Beerandy!! Amen.
Seth and Meredith = yuck ?
But Brooks = ? superyuck
I keep waiting every week for a great episode to redeem this season and it ain’t happening
That’s how I feel.
Merideth is still in bed at 10 AM.
Jen is HURTING! The birthday party was ruined! Jen justifies her shitty behavior. Don’t get me wrong, Whitney was shitty. That doesn’t let Jen off the hook for being shittier. Sharrief is withholding the dick out of disgust over Jen’s behavior.
Whitney says she did nothing wrong. Blowing up someone’s party is what civilized people call a “no-no.” Heather correctly points out that there is no avoiding the blow-up in that situation.
Meridith has a nice rack. She should wear clothes that show that off a litte more.
Meridith justifies Jen throwing the glass at the party. Meridith says she’s done with Whitney. That will last 15 minutes.
Mary is proud of her high-end hoarding. She’s going to buy a place to keep her clothes.
Mary is setting Whitney up for the Wrath of Jen. Ricardo Montalban as Kahn doesn’t have Wrath like Jen.
Heather says she is going to stop taking the alimony once she can take some money out of her beauty lab business. How refreshing.
Meridith and Seth are all lovey dovey. Lisa and Meredith–Lisa has the straight hair and Meridith has the bigger boobs. Oh, shit. In the flashback, the straight hair is on Meridith. Throw that out as a way to tell. I’ll just use the boobs to tell them apart.
All the she-said, she-said drama! Let’s be honest–the drama is why we watch this show. But realistically, who acts like this?
Whitney is inviting Jen to a spa as a peace offering. From the previews, I know there is going to be another blow-up.
Hey! A soak is only $16. Jen is not in on the rustic spa place.
Whitney looks good in a bikini. That’s it! I’m on her side in the fight.
Whitney does not own her evil. I’m back on Jen’s side. Jen is right that Whitney shouldn’t have brought it up at the party. Jen should own the way she dealt with it.
Jen storms off!! She knows how to make an exit.
NOW Whitney realizes that it was the wrong place, wrong time. Wait! What did Lisa do to Heather?
Heather has the PTSD from her marriage. Iraq vets can surely relate.
Jen says she forgives Whitney but she’s not over it. This is going to simmer until it boils over again.
Lisa is going to a yurt. Yurt is a fun word.
Lisa is having a business party and I don’t see Jen or Heather there. Jen is going to be pissed that she wasn’t included.
Lisa is drinking water at the party that celebrates her booze business.
Sharrief is back. Jen is worried that her marriage is over. Sharrief is calling Jen out on her drinking. Like a good alkie, Jen is justifying her drunken ways. Masterful! Jen turns it back on Sharrief. “I drink because of the pain of being along because you’re always gone.” Sharrief is a good dude. I wouldn’t be able to deal with that kind of personality without getting pissed off.
Next week: Surprise!! More drama.
Ladies and Gentlemen, what you have experienced above is the first housewives recap by a straight male ever to appear on this site, and probably anywhere on planet earth. And by a boob man no less.
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Omg!! I was wondering who the guest blogger was, why it got posted and was momentarily confused by the boob fetish! Now I know! That was great!! Lol
Impressive!
HILARIOUS! After I read All of it I said “wait did I just re-read the recap?” Then I read what u said. Too funny!
Love it!
I believe that maybe one reason Sharif (Jen Shas’ Husband – Coach Shah) did not come to her Father’s funeral is because Jen’s Father might have been against Jen being married to a Black man. This is the problem with so many Different races and especially old school families.
Coach Shah does not seem like he would ever be mean, nasty or demeaning to anyone, but he does seem like a man that holds himself in great respect, honor & poise. He also may not have wanted to demean or drag his young Black American sons into the truth of their Grandfather’s feelings.
This is jusy an idea.
What’s the deal with Mary’s fleecing of the flock? You just throw that out there with nary a detail? Come on now. DISH!
*APG*
Not sure if you’ve watched the show from the beginning but if not go back and read all titi’s post and you’ll understand
KEEP UP!
https://tamaratattles.com/2020/11/17/all-the-gossip-on-rhoslcs-mary-cosby/
DAMN!!!
Was she not worried about her parishioners watching the show and seeing how she lives? How she acts?
Just WOW.
*APG*
It’s a cult. They think she and Grandpa are literally God. Because those two tell them that. Grandma was God with Grandpa before Mary Martha showed up. They have several GENERATIONS of the congregations money. They believe everything they are told. Kind of like a soon to be former president’s flock. They are STILL SENDING HIM MONEY TO THIS DAY.
And they are not allowed to watch TV or go online …. that money can go to the Church!
Why would Mary try to destroy Whitney, who appears to be her only friend? Something was said to Mary by the twins, maybe just not what she said.
I loathe the twins. They are boring. They act above-it-all. Why did they come on this show if they don’t want to be involved with the others? If the won’t “engage?” (I know it’s for their business promotion but hey who cares really about that?) I hope they are the obnoxious son are gone at the end of the season.
They bring nothing to the table.
What is with the HWs and the huge ruffle/bow dresses? Silly looking.
Jen is unhinged. And a big phony with her splashy parties and clothes. Let’s see the real house, not the empty rental if you are that rich..
I like Whitney and Heather. I am not convinced Whitney had bad intentions talking to Jen at the party. She said she hoped Jen would be on her best behavior and easier to talk to. And I do think she is sorry it all blew up. Jen is responsible for her drunken tantrum (how many tantrums have we seen now?)
Jen is straight up crazy. I do not think she is acting at all!
Whitney seems sweet, like she is really a good person under it all. I bet production pushed her to confront Jen last week. She needed a lot of liquid courage to do it, and a big assist from Heather.
I hate the silk ruffles and bows BS. No one dresses that way outside of soap operas.
Mary is an evil cunt. Lying about the twins is the least of her sins.
I randomly follow the place they went to on Instagram. It’s one of the hot springs I want to go to when I travel West, so I was kind of bummed when I recognized it from the previews because I didn’t want it to get overrun with Bravo pilgrims!
I guess I didn’t have to worry since the show trashed it so much. (It’s called Mystic Hot Springs, for the record, but I’m not surprised the producers knew better than to give the name after the anti-promotion Jen gave it.)
It’s too bad Jen and Mary stopped filming together because they are both pathological in their own ways. I feel sorry that Heather thinks that’s a friendship worth agonizing over.
I would totally go for a $16 soak. The should totally charge another twenty bucks for someone to scrub me. 🙂
I think the problem with Jen is that she watched that commercial of Theresa flipping the table over and watched it way too many times and she thinks she needs to be totally over the top 24/7. And her drinking issue probably stems from watching too many Dorinda clips. Nothing Jen does seems real to me. I don’t buy it. Make her go away.
Now Mary…she’s really nasty crazy evil. I bet she’d stop at nothing to get her way, no limits. She totally creeps me out.
Whitney needs to stay away from both of them.
Man, I really tried, and am still trying, to get into this show. There’s just a lack of chemistry within the group that makes it inauthentic to watch.
The only exception is Heather. Heather’s story hits my soul. When she said she has PTSD from standing up for herself, I think that was the most relatable moment I’ve ever had with any HW. I’m learning how to stand up for myself at work and I’m terrified of getting fired. So, that really hit home.
On the other end, Lisa is insufferable to me. She reminds me of my MIL – loves to point out the bad parts of everyone but refuses to hear anything she can do better. I want to like her aggressive business-woman type vibe, but I just can’t.
I tried too. I can’t look at these women. They all look disfigured. Not an attractive one in the bunch.
I can’t get into them at all. I think a lot of my dislike, is it’s always so cold. They have on all those layers of clothes and big coats. Snow everywhere…YUK! I watch Below Deck, RHOC and RHBH because they are always sunny. No depressing weather. Do bring back warm, sunny Miami. Even in New York, they have hot summers in the Hamptons.
You are such a negative Nelly, Ktina. There is no reason to mock their looks. They are all beautiful at least on the outside,
I just can’t with all of the fillers. It’s distracting.
I think Mary is so awkward and crazy. Did anyone catch her embarrassment when her belt got stuck? She asked her housekeeper did she buy another one? Like wtf? Zippers get stuck why get so weird about it? I find her scenes awkward and uncomfortable. She’s very strange idk maybe ida just me.
jen was straight up abusive! She literally told Whitney and Heather that she threw the glass because they made her do it with their accusations! I had to play that back. Appalling.
Mary being on the show is ridiculous at this point, the past two weeks she has not filmed with anyone. I dont need to tour her closet(s) again,
I enjoy watching Lisa and Meredith for their weird vocal affects alone.
Jen Shah: You guys can always come to me with anything, at anytime!
Also Jen Shah: YOU GUYS BROUGHT THIS UP AT SHARIEFF’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?!?!?!?! *throws glass*
Sorry.. but Jen is a flat out NOPE for me. I was excited when she was first brought on. Thought she was a great addition (the glam! the fashion! the rented chalet!) … but her personality is just downright exhausting. She’s one of the people you’d be ‘club friends’ with – ie: if you happen to cross paths at an event, you’d hang probably. But nothing more. She’s way too toxic. People who make mountains out of molehills need to take a step back.
I much prefer Meredith, Lisa, Heather and Whitney.
If everyone was brought back for season 2, except for Jen, I’d be fine with that.
Haven’t finished reading yet, but just wanted to say that ‘fleecing the flock for Fendi’ is perhaps one of the greatest alliterations ever!
Thank you. I felt pretty good about that one myself. 🙂
HI. I m late with a comment, but I have to ask- I’ve watch this real housewives just a couple of times. I cannot get past Jen’s face! How much filler has she used? She looks like a blow up doll whose face will explore at any minute! I cannot seem to get over it with any episodes or pictures of her. I have not had the same reaction with any other housewives? Am I in the minority here?
I think we’re both in the minority here.
Perhaps for the first time in TT history, I do not think you are in the minority on this one. But generally, YES YOU ARE THE PROBLEM CHILD. And we kind of love you for that.
Maybe I’m lucky that I’m poor and respecting this pandemic but when my husband and I have a disagreement, we talk about it after we cool down and the kids go to bed, then we go to bed too. Together…
How do all these RH men just leave for days when they get into a fight? It is consuming me. The dynamic with Jen and Shah screams gaslighting on his part and insecurity on her part. Even if he isn’t cheating, she clearly needs more attention than she gets. Last episode Shah made a comment to the son about her being that way when she drinks. I’m glad for her that she spoke up about needing him more but i feel like he was just appeasing her. Hopefully I’m wrong about it.
Meredith and Lisa aren’t interesting to me. I tune them out and go on Amazon during their scenes. Just too stiff and calculated like they are solely focused on not looking a kinda way. They don’t need to be on a reality show. They are no Heather Dubrow. One thing, I kinda believe Mary. I can see them saying some shit about Jen to Mary because they know that Mary and Jen aren’t buddies. To deny that they said stuff about Jen is believable because of that. It’s the perfect set up to make Mary look like a liar.
I hope Whitney and Heather aren’t the Brandi/Stephanie of SLC because… yeah ugh.
This show is losing me. Is there going to be another season?
Actually since these crazy people tried a coup last week I haven’t been too interested in rich people problems.
3 more days….
The “Chalet” that Jen lives in is NOT HER HOUSE. So her husband and kids live in their real house.