When last we left the Utah Ladies, Jen had once again lost her dayum mind and gone off on errybody. I would think this RHOSLC recap would entail Jen trying to make amends. But come on, it’s Jen. She’ll probably dig her hole even deeper.
OH! AND HERE IS A SHORT TAMARA TATTLES EXCLUSIVE! The RHOSLC didn’t know about Mary fleecing the flock for Fendi during filming. But of course they know now because it is all over the internet. So the reunion was NOT FUN for Mary Martha. She had a lot to answer for and everyone was pretty appalled.
Jen is having a pity party. Apparently, it is Whitney’s fault that Sharrieff’s birthday party was ruined. Sharrieff is not speaking to her. Aw, poor Jen. So, her fake “assistants” are the only people she can whine to. I think I read those are some sort of family members.
Heather is pissed at Meredith and Lisa over the whole Jen situation. Meredith and Lisa had nothing to do with anything that went down that night. That was all Mary’s lies and manipulation that Whitney fell for. Whitney calls Mary to tell her what happened at the birthday party. Also, she wants to be sure that Lisa and Meredith both told Mary that they are afraid of Jen. So, Mary doubles down on the lie while saying that she never lies. Mary tells Whitney to call Jen again and tell her how she is feeling. Heather can’t be bothered with the drama. She has a construction site to oversee for her business expansion.
Meredith and Seth are sooooo back together. They really want us to know how very together they are. Meredith is pissed at Whitney for spreading the lies from Mary. But, she is also pissed at Jen because Jen is telling everyone that Meredith is having an affair. This is literally like recapping a day in a middle school. There is a power struggle going on for who decides what color they wear on Wednesdays. It isn’t even that these women don’t really know each other. They also do not like each other.
Meredith and Seth head out to dinner and start making out as soon as they are seated. They are soon join by Lisa and John. The two women are wearing essentially the same outfit in different colors. Then, Meredith announces that she is back together with Seth. They are really selling this point. Now there is a talking head announcing ….that they are back together. We get it. What is with the hard sell? Meredith and Lisa talk about Jen. Meredith is pissed that Jen is gossiping about her marriage behind her back. These two women both seem to be done with ALL the rest of the cast. The next time we see these two they are having dinner in a yurt with a group of business women. No other cast was there.
We’re All In Hot Water!
Whitney invites Jen to a spa day out in the middle of nowhere. She’s hoping they can talk through their issues. She wants Jen to understand where she is coming from. Whitney and Heather ride out into the middle of nowhere together. The spa is very… um… rustic. Apparently, they are all going to soak in big metal bathtubs outside. The price is $16. Jen rolls up in her Porsche expecting a five star spa. It’s actually just a little shack that appears to be part spa, part animal shelter. I love this place!
They all get in a tub. Poor Heather is in the middle tub. You in danger, girl. Jen tells the girls that Sharrieff has not spoken to her in days and has not come home. Then, Jen screams at Whitney for confronting her with gossip at her husband’s birthday party. In her talking head, Whitney seems to be at the end of her friendship rope with Jen. Jen just keeps on screaming like she always does. She blames everyone but herself for how the party turned out. She literally threatens to drown Whitney. Eventually, Jen gets pissed at the crew and starts splashing them, and the camera with water.
Rub a Dub Dub …
Heather is siding with Jen. Why? Whitney apologizes to Jen for coming to her with gossip at the party. Heather is not friends with Lisa. Heather says she feels like Jen wants to be friends with Lisa more than she wants to be friends with her. She’s terrified of losing her friendship with Jen. Jen makes up with Heather. Then, Jen finally accepts Whitney’s apology. Kind of.
At the very end of the night, Sharrieff shows up at the house Jen rented to film in. Jen asks why they have not talked for four days. He says he needed that much time to calm his anger. He talks to her about her drinking. She turns it around on him. She says she drinks because she needs him to be with her more. She’s angry that he didn’t come to the funeral. She spent the last week of her father’s life in the hospital with him making all the decisions with no help. Sharrieff seems like a really good guy. Jen needs to get her shit together and focus on him and not on a TV show or she will lose him.
Next Week: It’s a girl’s trip to Vegas!