Remember Farrah Abraham the Teen Mom turned Porn Star? Well now she claims to be a cover model for Harper’s Bazaar. But is it true? Well… sort of not really. Harper’s Bazaar is published in 37 countries. One of those countries is Vietnam. I would reckon to guess that no one in Vietnam has any idea she is/was working the porn circuit.
And it is hilarious that her IG has her photos with Aretha Franklin singing Respect. Because, no. Just NOE. And she seems to have convinced Harper’s Bazaar that she was the most search reality star. I mean, I’m sure that what’s the lessor Kardashian, Kourtney? I’m sure there are a hundred thousand more Google searches for “Kourtney Kardashian’s left toenail than Farrah. Got to give her credit for trying though. Farrah has hired some publicists who are trying to keep her in the news. But it is really quite sad what has happened to several of the Teen Moms Like Farrah and Leah and especially Jenelle. Jenelle could have been an actual human being if not for the show and given some therapy.
Honestly, there is really no way to verify that she is even on Harper’s Bazaar, Vietnam. Is anyone headed that way soon? Also, don’t even get me started on Vice President Harris’s cover. The whole AKA excuse from Vogue sources didn’t work for me. I feel like she didn’t get the art design she deserved and once they agreed on a photo, they should not have changed it. I apologize for even mentioning our stunning VP in the same post as this trash. Sorry.
And of course that kid who she has already fucked up beyond all hope in the photo shoot as well. Farrah tells the magazine that Sophia has her modeling skills. Sadly, Sophia is 11 years old now and coming up on some times when a lot of parenting is needed. Le sigh. Thoughts and prayers for Sophia.
Anyone else watching the Teen Mom reunion? I am so pissed at the way Devoin always gets the shaft. He’s not perfect. He’s a kid who got some money from Teen Mom and bought some designer shit. And his baby mama who make five times what he does from filming alone is ragging on him for not paying enough. I get she is paying for her deadbeat mom and sister. But that is not his fault. Thoughts?
That girl is always trying to stay relevant not realizing she never was.
She has some serious mental health issues that I don’t think medication can fix. I have a awful feeling that when her daughter is 18, she be following in her mother’s footsteps.
I can’t even with Farrah. She was selfish and spoiled from the beginning. I 100% agree with devoin. Brianna I can’t even watch because she loves to complain. Why is she always picking on devoin and not whatever the other baby daddy’s name is?! The little one who isn’t even devoin’s baby seems to be attached to him…so he has to do more than she her mom and sister complain about. I will gladly complain on tv an hour every week to make some of that mtv money. I guess I’m a little salty today.
I googled Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam and the cover and articles came right up. I don’t read Vietnamese so I have no idea what it says!
Lol, this whole thing just cracks me up.
Especially how she is #1 most searched. Just cant.
Someone needs a collection of “who and what is Farrah Abraham” since age 16!F
P.s. Her daughter is already become rude and asked for adult opinions, she should flee around she 18.
Miami Housewives coming back???? Maybe that could get me back into Housewives. Is it true TT?
OMG TT, I didnt know you watched teen mom and I am with you on the reunion about Devon, he always gets the shady edit. I won’t say anything about Farrah or Sophia, I was taught of I can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
Farrah, Leah, and Jenelle all had less than stellar parents. Leah is the only one who has pulled herself out of the cycle, the other two are lost causes.
And I really can’t stand Briana. She’s another one who is so self absorbed she can’t look beyond her own feelings for the benefit of her children. Sad.
Borderlineu Personality Disorder
Her social media posts make absolutely no sense. Like she is trying to sound intelligent but she doesn’t know how to form a simple sentence. She doesn’t actually get any point across because everything is so grammatically wrong it makes no sense. I remember a long time ago she was going to “shadow” a plastic surgeon and she planned on becoming a plastic surgeon one day.
Borderline
I google translated the article and it had some real gems! First off, it’s a digital cover and they’re doing 100 of them so they must’ve ran out of people and needed some filler. She says she’s an actress, singer, model, CEO, bestselling author, and apparently a screenwriter which is fresh considering nothing she ever says makes any sort of sense. She’s also getting her master’s and plans on writing her doctoral thesis. (Umm…ok) She fights for gender equality, diversity, and women’s rights. She’s a huge inspiration to everyone (including herself- she rereads her own book all the time!) and sharing her story has reduced teen pregnancy rates!! She’s basically the gift that keeps on giving (in more ways than one). She says that parenting is her number one priority and her and Sophia are releasing an album in the next few months so….yay? Looks like 2021 is going to keep on getting better! I gotta hand it to her for finangling a way to promote her talentless self, but her delusions of grandeur kill me
Briana is horrible. Poor Devon she always bad mouths him. At least he tries. She won’t let him have anything for himself. I noticed this season, every scene with her was complaining about Devon.
Oddly her delusional fantasies seem way more literate when translated from Vietnamese.
Giggle
Omg – thank you for translating. Funniest thing I’ve heard all year
Annonamuss is why I even posted this. I knew there would be some laughs in comments. She gets the gold star for the week. We all need some laughs these days.
Brianna Stop laying with every man you meet, and use birth control and practice safe sex