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RHOD Recap: You Dim Sum, You Lose Sum

January 12, 2021 by tamaratattles 36 Comments

RHOD RecapI can’t believe this is only the second RHOD recap of the season. It feel like longer already. How is that even possible? Especially since all the days run together. I’m oddly extra depressed and anxious today for absolutely no reason. So this recap will probably be a downer. I’ll try to keep it as upbeat as possible. At least I’ll get to watch the ladies eat chicken feet. I may find some sort of odd pleasure in that. šŸ™‚ I’ve always wanted to go out for dim sum.

Okay, here we go, in the thirty minutes that have passed since writing the paragraph above, I’ve had a sharp weird head pain for about two minutes. Was very nauseous for about five minutes. And now I feel fine. Clearly, I am dying. šŸ™ But first I am going to get this done.

The Spirit of Dead Dogs, And A Shaman

I feel like I have seen this scene with Tiffany and Brandi crying about racism fifteen times already. Why does Tiffany talk like a 13 year old valley girl? Can we finally move on from here? Kameron and her husband try to put a for sale sign in their yard. Kameron doesn’t really want to put one up because the neighbors will all speculate about why they are selling. Her husband has had some offers on the house but he doesn’t really want to tell her about it. She got super depressed the last time an offer fell through. Kameron is also concerned about her dead dog’s spirit moving with her.

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What in the holy hell is going on with this Shaman? Is he sucking out snot? Blowing smoke up her nose? What is this? Did we know that her father committed suicide? Did we need to know this? It seems her step-mother and her brother became estranged over the estate. She now wants to try to reconcile with them. For some reason she needs a tube shoved up her knows before she can do this.

RHOD RecapGoing Into The Closet

Next, we find D’Andra dealing with family drama like normal people. She goes over to Tiffany’s house to see her wine cellar that is filled with their own private label wines. Tiffany’s husband Daniel decided to buy a vineyard and make his own wine. Because, why not? Stephanie comes over as well so that she can get a tour of Tiffany’s awesome house. Of course her closet is filled with all designer everything. It is the size of a boutique. Stephanie finds all the bragging by Tiffany obnoxious. I find her vocal fry obnoxious.

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The ladies sit down for wine and gossip. The topic is Brandi’s racist video. And how they all want to move on. Yet moving on just never seems to happen on these shows. Tiffany is not a fan of Kary. She says she feels like she is in middle school and Kary is the bully. The other girls tell her that Kary is like that with everyone when she drinks. Tiffany invites all the girls over for dim sum. They all must try the chicken feet.

RHOD RecapQuarantine & Dim Sum

Kary’s daughter, Olivia is home from college because of COVID and anxiety. That means all four of Kary’s kids are living under one roof with her for a while. She couldn’t be happier. Olivia is having trouble after getting used to life in LA returning to Dallas where the culture is a lot different. Across town, D’Andra and her husband Jeremy have the whole house to themselves. Jeremy is busy exchanging chores for sexual favors. They also talk about D’Andra reconciling with her step-mother and brother. I’m so bored that even a scene with Jeremy isn’t helping. Doesn’t Kameron have a kid? What happened to her? Did she trade her for a dog?

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It’s time for dim sum. Do people really eat dim sum as a brunch that starts at 10 am? Or are they just doing it before the restaurant opens? Brandi has a family trip to Florida planned, as one does in a pandemic. So, that opens a spot for Kameron’s friend Jen to be the redheaded friend. D’Andra says she thought she had the Corona virus because she was sick for two days. Turns out she didn’t. But then recently, she was hospitalized with Corona. Wow, D’Andrea also got SARS when it was in Asia. In the car on the way over, Kary tells Kameron that D’Andrea called her telling her she was on the way to the hospital to get a Covid test.Ā  Kary says that D’Andrea is a hypochondriac.

Dim Sum Mean Girls

Kary arrives and refuses to hug D’Andrea because of her fake brush with Covid. Kameron ends up sitting next to D’Andrea and calls her Covid girl. What is the matter with these two? Pretty much everyone I know thinks they have Covid at least for an hour a week. Kary really is a mean girl. Kameron is notoriously unwilling to try new foods. Especially on their overseas trips. I feel like she only eats mac and cheese in those kid shapes and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. D’Andra fills Kameron in on her anxiety about reaching out to her brother. Kary, who I feel I should remind you again is an awful person, shouts across the table to D’Andrea, “Are you telling her how sick you are?”

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Oh Lord, Tiffany has given everyone an envelope with a question in it. This is never a good idea. Tiffany starts first and says she has been struggling with balancing work with parenting twins. Stephanie says she is starting her own charity foundation. After both of these woman share, Kary gives a fake nice reaction. Kary says her favorite thing about herself is that she is a great friend and she’s very loyal. WOW. She’s delusional. D’Andrea’s question was about something she wants to change about herself. Her answer was sort of nonsensical.

Finally, everyone is expected to eat a chicken foot. I might try a nibble. Apparently, you have to spit the toe bones out. Yuck. I cannot. Only, D’Andrea actually eats it. Tiffany goes off onĀ  Kameron for not eating a chicken foot. And after a shot of God knows what, things come to a merciful end.

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Filed Under: RHOD Tagged With: Brandi Redmond, D'Andra Simmons, Jennifer Davis Long, Kameron Westcott, Kary Brittingham, Real Housewives of Dallas, RHOD, Stephanie Hollman, Tiffany Moon

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  1. Krista says

    January 12, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    Thanks for recapping!
    It has been a LONG week full of anger, anxiety and sadness, no wonder you’re tired.
    It seems Kam and Kary are going to suffer due to the loss of LeeAnne. Without her very obvious flaws, they stick out more. Kary is awful. Kam is a dumbass and awful. Did you watch WWHL?
    I’m leaving my opinion on Tiffany on pause. It’s too soon. So far she’s been the typical housewife. Nothing too special. I just don’t like her “valley girl” talk. It makes her sound stupid.
    D’Andra DID share about her father in previous seasons, TT. It was shared in a very organic way, not as a storyline in any way. Maybe that’s why you don’t remember.

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    • beerandy says

      January 12, 2021 at 10:58 pm

      Tiffany’s voice annoys the ever living hell out of me. It was really bad when she was crying to Brandi.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 13, 2021 at 3:04 am

      I am probably in the minority, but I’m pretty sure that Kameron on this show is a total act. Maybe she is acting IRL too. But I don’t think she is anywhere near as stupid as she pretends to be. It’s like early seasons of Porsha on RHOA. Some women just play the ditzy role because they think it is cute. She has a Bachelor’s In Fine Arts from SMU. I find it highly suspect she didn’t know the word “affluent” on WWHL. It’s all part of her “pink persona.” That’s just my opinion. I think she tries to be like Lucille Ball.

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      • Olivia says

        January 13, 2021 at 9:18 am

        You’re right TT. My hair dresser use to be hers as well and she has said that it’s an act she does because her husband likes it and needs it. From her voice to the ditzy dumb dumb. She’s normally a smart down to earth girl away from others and cameras.

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        • lulilu says

          January 13, 2021 at 3:45 pm

          My exact thought Olivia. Her DH is on the short side and I am sure he needs something to make him feel bigger.

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  2. beerandy says

    January 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    I want to like Tiffany, but it’s just not happening yet. There is a viral video of her going around where she pranks her husband into thinking she spent 18k at Chanel. She also sells candles named after medications.

    The idea of eating a chicken foot gags me. However, I wouldn’t make a fuss about it at a dinner where the ā€œhostessā€ is sharing foods from her culture.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 13, 2021 at 3:08 am

      That Chanel video is on her IG. She pretends to be talking to a Chanel salesperson on the phone and authorizes an 18K charge over the phone. VERY CONVENIENTLY, her husband is in the background on his laptop and has pretty much no reaction to the bill. lol.

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      • [email protected] says

        January 13, 2021 at 1:56 pm

        Oohhh, I didn’t know that. Someone on Facebook shared it from one of those viral video pages. I need to follow her, but I feel it would make me really dislike her. And I agree about Kam. It’s an act.

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  3. MsCarlyTX says

    January 12, 2021 at 11:04 pm

    I love Kirin, and yes I have started dim sum brunch with friends about 10 or 10:30 in the morning before. You can enjoy more food and alcohol that way! There used to be the fabulous Chinese restaurant in Tulsa called the 15th St Wok that had dim sum in these beautiful rooms with red lacquer chairs, walls with fabric wallpaper, red lacquer trim around the doorways. A waiter told me once they put 18 coats of paint to achieve the color and finish. I don’t even know if the town I live in now has dim sum, I wouldn’t go because of stupid Covid.

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    • MominLV says

      January 14, 2021 at 12:03 am

      My family used to go to Dim Sum in Arlington, VA some weekend mornings. It’s definitely a thing! šŸ™‚

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  4. MsCarlyTX says

    January 12, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    Okay I just had to come back and say there is a RHOD cat fight happening on Twitter. Dr. Tiffany Moon ain’t playing. Most of them are wading in, goodness gracious if the tweet fight is any indication of this season then we may have an interesting season.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 13, 2021 at 3:10 am

      Who is she fighting with? And why does she have time for Twitter nonsense when she has two jobs and Twins?

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      • MsCarlyTX says

        January 13, 2021 at 10:21 am

        Dr. T. Moon was fighting with Stephanie, Kameron and Kary. She was calling them out for their talking heads and they came right back at her. They were all fired up last night. I don’t know how Dr. T. Moon has time to tweet but Kameron did say her tweets were pre-scheduled.

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  5. MelG says

    January 13, 2021 at 2:49 am

    When Tiffany was talking to Brandi I kept thinking ā€œand this is some highly intelligent doctor????ā€ Then, the pompous scene in the closet was nauseating.
    I still do not care for Kary.

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  6. Audrey Stewart says

    January 13, 2021 at 7:37 am

    Tiffany has a closet better than LVP’s? I loved it. What does her husband do for a living?

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  7. lulilu says

    January 13, 2021 at 9:53 am

    I agree with everyone that Tiffany’s vocal fry is very annoying — we were all commenting on it last night. It makes her sound stupid and shallow. She is also a braggart in the style of the 4 degree Wendy on Potomac. She elaborated about her academic achievements and prowess on several occasions. We heard it the first time. The closet was both awe inspiring and obnoxious (I agree with Stephanie).

    I am over the shaman crap. Makes her look stupid too.

    IDK what to think about Kameron’s shtick. Her professed ignorance about the meaning of words (she did it at dim sum too) is not reflective of one who attended college. They were pretty basic words. Maybe she developed this act to land her rich husband and to compensate for his lack of stature compared to her. IDK. But it serves her right that he doesn’t take her seriously if she’s been faking it for years.

    I’ve had enough of Kary. Her meanness disguised as humor is obnoxious. She can go.

    I am so tired of the Brandi video story — this happened so long ago. I know it was post season, but how many times do we have to hear how sorry she is and how hurt Tiffany is? Enough already.

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    • Rhonda Aucock says

      January 14, 2021 at 12:07 am

      I agree. I’m not liking Tiffany at all. And Kary I tried to like but can’t. Never thought I’d say how much I miss Leanne, but I do.

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  8. Shirley Gautreaux says

    January 13, 2021 at 11:04 am

    Hi Tamara, this is how kary got rid of Leann she manipulated everyone to Exaggerate everything and played victim very hard till she pushed her buttons to the end and snapped her right out the show! Kary always been awful look how she talk to her husband! She’s not Genuine at all!

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  9. 4paz says

    January 13, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    Dr. Moon is no bueno. The voice, the fashion, the degrees, the overachieving—I hope she is more than what we’ve seen so far because she brings nothing new and is not endearing at all.

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  10. Terri says

    January 13, 2021 at 12:47 pm

    I find it hard to tolerate valley girl voices, but with Tiffany, it may be because she learned English as a child by watching TV & movies with a strong focus on Valley-speak. I loved her closet but agree with Stephanie as far as bragging about what you have. The best part was her not being able to get into the closet.

    The Shaman scenes were strange. I don’t know what the hell that tube up her nose was supposed to be doing but something was off about it.

    Kameron is just too cutesy for my taste but it seems to have gotten her where she wanted to go. Kary just needs to go. She is just mean for the sake of being mean. It’s not serving her well so far this season.

    It’s hard to tell what month it is on the show. If Covid caused the sale of Kam’s house to fall through, they must be well into the pandemic. Why are these women running around without masks and hugging each other all the time?

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    • Mmmmmia says

      January 13, 2021 at 11:43 pm

      People’s voices don’t tend to bother me in general, because it’s part of makes us unique. But especially since she is a non native speaker, I’m just impressed by anyone that masters such a vastly different language from their native tongue.

      I like her so far. Her daughters were so cute, she’s accomplished and stands up for herself.

      I would never agree to attend a meal where my friend is sharing their culture with me and not be willing to eat everything. I think it’s so rude.

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      • 4paz says

        January 14, 2021 at 9:17 am

        I agree. Brava to Dr. Moon for mastering English. Though I wish she hadn’t mastered valley girl. It makes her sound dumb no matter her diction.

        It is also rude to insist someone eat something they clearly do not want to eat. I would never make a guest feel awkward for refusing a dish.

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  11. Audrey says

    January 13, 2021 at 2:45 pm

    I agree, Tiffany’s vocal fry is annoying. Meredith from RHOSLC is almost as bad.

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  12. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    January 13, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    I want a Kameron. She is guaranteed to say the funniest things.

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  13. Terri says

    January 13, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    If anyone watched Rich Kids of Beverly Hills (please don’t judge me), Tiffany’s voice is very similar to Dorothy’s voice. It’s more off-putting to hear a doctor speak that way.

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    • Hihokermit says

      January 14, 2021 at 9:29 am

      I thought the exact thing! I loved RKBH. If I listen to Tiffany I can see Dorothy in my head lol

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      • Terri says

        January 14, 2021 at 11:39 am

        Yep, I picture Dorothy too. I loved RKBH and, even though Morgan Stewart wasn’t my favorite on the show, I’m enjoying her on Daily Pop & Nightly Pop. She’s really very funny.

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        • Hihokermit says

          January 14, 2021 at 2:05 pm

          Me too! I LOVE Nightly Pop. Never miss it although frequently it’s my 5:30 in the morning pop. Daily pop is great but hard to fit in so I’ll watch depending on guests and/topic

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          • Terri says

            January 14, 2021 at 2:23 pm

            I record both of them. I admit I do fast forward through parts of Daily Pop because an hour show is hard to fit into the schedule.

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  14. Gigi says

    January 13, 2021 at 9:08 pm

    Kary is really mean. :Passive aggressive mean, the worst. I love watching Kam, I find her refreshing. What the heck was with that shaman and that nose thing, JHC… really? What a scam artist. Wonder what he charges for this schtick?? This new one, the Dr. annoys me. It’s the voice, the bragging, the force feeding of disgusting ass chicken feet.. no. Just no.

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  15. SuzieQ says

    January 13, 2021 at 11:05 pm

    Oh I’m so glad u guys hate Tiffany’s whyney valley girl slang too! I was afraid to say anything. Jam on Ashley was hysterical..her not knowing what affluent means! Come on! & I know this is a different franchise but I’m sick of brawynwyns baloney fake alcoholic crap. I too see that she’s faking it for a storyline. I think she just stopped drinking around people and on camera. & when she complains how hard it is for her she’s only referring to how hard it is to not drink around the girls. Camera hog liar I say. & why did she have 7 kids to let nannies raise them? Wtf? Id kill for 7 kids to dote on!Btw I love u guys on here! I’ve been reading for some time but this is my 1st comment.

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  16. Sunnie says

    January 14, 2021 at 12:01 am

    Now hold on, Deandra was concerned about COVID given she once contracted SARS so she visits a Shaman who uses a horn in her nostril to suck her energy out? I hope she’s his only patient bc otherwise that’s literally a transmission of something waiting to happen!

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  17. SuzieQ says

    January 14, 2021 at 12:59 am

    Correction sorry meant to say different city not franchise. & meant Kam on wwhl was hysterical. Geez my very 1st comment & I f it up.

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  18. Sarah says

    January 15, 2021 at 11:11 am

    I found it ironic how Tiffany was complaining about Kary forcing people to drink and then she went and forced people to eat chicken feet, which would not be my first choice of introductory dim sum for the appallingly unsophisticated palates of these socialites. Staged by production?

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 15, 2021 at 11:58 am

      appallingly unsophisticated or not. You should not FORCE people to try new things. I probably would have tried it because YOLO but I would never shove anything down other people’s throats.

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  19. Pamela says

    January 21, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Is anyone else besides myself over the phrase:
    C’mon Bitches!

    I am so tired of friends calling each other bitches, it’s old, tired and quite frankly just ugly. My friends just don’t do that….maybe it’s l just me but yuk!

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