My poor (and super crappy) DVR is always super busy, and Sunday nights are the worst. So every afternoon I have to check my DVR to rearrange things so that I can tape as many of the options as possible. Last night I failed to shuffle thing around and didn’t realize until it was time for the 90 Day Fiance recap. So I couldn’t tape it until the wee hours of the morning today. Anyway, I’m feeling much better today than I did yesterday so it all worked out. Let’s see what these star-crossed lovers (heh) are up to this week. I just noticed I have another hour of some sort of preview for 90 Days Diaries. Yet another spinoff. Not sure what that is about, but will probably watch it. Oh, it looks like after this episode it will be streaming only, so I’m out.
Natalie & Mike
I feel like I missed the episode before this as well and probably just assumed it was due to the holidays. Natalie is talking like Mike already took her to the waterfall. I missed that. Natalie is being very sweet to Mike and making him breakfast. Over breakfast she asked if she could get a dresser for her clothes. He tells her to just take his out and use that one. She doesn’t know where to put his clothes in that situation. Also, there is not much room in the closet and it smells. Everything she asks for, irritates him.
Natalie is stuck a home all day doing cleaning. That should take her a few weeks. When Natalie talks to her mother she assures her that everything is great. But, I’m not sure he mom is falling for it. Natalie is concerned that Mike hasn’t given her the ring back. That is probably because she threw it in his face when he was in Ukraine.
Yara & Jovi
Personally, I don’t think these two stand a chance. However, the internet is overrun with some rumors that they got married in Vegas on Valentine’s day. Also, some say they had a baby girl in September. None of this is verified but people seem convinced. Back on this episode, Jovi is going away to work for a month. Yara is a grown ass woman who can take care of herself for a month. He tells her he loves her several times as they part at the airport. She says, “Okay, bye.”
LOL. I know this is not funny, but Yara tried to explore New Orleans and someone threw up on her shoes. Welcome, to Bourbon street, my friend. She is going to go get her nails done with Sara, Jovi’s friend. It’s Yara’s first time in a massage chair. She loves it. It is literally the only reason I ever go to get my nails done. Remember going to get manipedis? Yara says that she doesn’t want to have babies until they have a more settled job that doesn’t require so much travel. Sara tells Yara that Jovi was always out drinking and going to strip clubs. She says he used to sleep with strippers. What a great friend Jovi has.
Amira & Andrew
I have been dying to see what the heck is going on with poor Amira who is stuck in the airport in Mexico City being held by immigration! Andrew is at the coastal resort hours away. Why isn’t he on his way to Mexico City? Surely there was a camera crew in Mexico City who could pay off the immigration people. Or at least get information. So far, we still know nothing.
Andrew needs to go down to the front desk and get a local to call Mexico City. It’s been 48 hours! Hire an attorney. DO SOMETHING! He’s in Puerta Vallarta and that is a LONG way from Mexico City. Why is he not hiring an attorney?
Rebecca & Zied
Why does Rebecca always remind us that Zied is 27? I hope that is production. I love Rebecca’s apartment with the distressed brick walls. Rebecca is pissed that her daughter and son-in-law want to ride with her to pick up Zied. They are obnoxious the whole way there.
Rebecca has a ton of anxiety waiting for Zied to get to the greeting area. It has been a year since she has seen him. Why is the son-in-law so invested in Rebecca’s situation? Could they not give these two some breathing room? Even the daughter is cockblocking Rebecca! These two are so annoying. Maybe they are the reason the last guy didn’t work out? He wants to go home. But they meddling ones insist on going out to eat.
Tarik & Hazel
Every iteration of 90 Day Fiance has at least one person who is being taken advantage of. So for this season, Tarik is that person. Sadly, he also is a single father of an adorable young girl who has autism. He needs Hazel like he needs a hole in the head. Tarik has let his daughter, Auri, sleep in bed with him every night. He doesn’t expect that to stop. This is a problem. He doesn’t even keep her clothes in her room!
Tarik has a BBQ for all of his friends to come over to meet Hazel. Tarik’s friends are nice. One of the girls brings Hazel a scarf. Hazel said it is the first time she has ever gotten a present from a friend because in the Philippines no one has money for gifts. Tarik still wants to tell Hazel about him texting his ex, Minty. I don’t see the need for that at the moment.
Stephanie & Ryan
There is often times a moron who doesn’t understand they are being used for money by their overseas lover. Usually, it’s a older man. This time it is a mornic cougar! Stephanie is a complete fool and I won’t have any sympathy for what is going to go down this season. She is old enough to know what time it is. She keeps mentioning her 27 year old fiance just like Rebecca so they must be telling them to say that. Then, she leaves tons of messages on his phone like she is his mother and he is the 13 year old kid out past curfew. I can’t with this idiot talking to her cat.
Ryan eventually calls, probably because production made him. He seems thoroughly over Stephanie and her helicopter mom vibe. He says she can never say sorry when she does something wrong she just buys him stuff hoping he will forget about it. He says he never asked for ten watches or 15 pairs of shoes. Basically, she’s annoying. Ryan says that earning his own money is what makes him happy. Then we find out that Stephanie is the one who got him the job at the resort AND SHE IS ALSO FUNDING HIS PAYCHECKS. What the hell is wrong with this woman that she has to buy a kid in Belize to have a relationship?
Stephanie is a nutcase. A total nutcase. Ha! Ryan tells Stephanie she is far past crazy. He really doesn’t care whether he comes to America or not. He seems done. She wants to “end it in person” if it is going to end.
NEXT WEEK! FINALLY we hear from Amira. She was in Mexican Detention for three days and two nights. She is terrified. WHY IS HE NOT IN MEXICO CITY! Natalie tells Mike he is “low class.” And Betty and her cuckhold husband continue to expect slave labor from Julia.