I could not possibly ever recap this show. I’m no Lady Cocotte and she taught me everything I know about this show. But, I thought I might comment a bit while I watch. And then let y’all talk to me about it if you are interested. First of all I hated last week’s show where everyone had to Lip Sync for their lives on the very first episode. I disagreed with almost every single “winner” and now the losers have to vote someone off. I’d much rather vote someone off the “winners” side. This is going to be brutal. They didn’t see each other’s lip sync’s and they just met! What are they basing this off of? Basically, it is just their look.
Another Porkchop Gets Porkchopped Whatever That Means
Oh God. There is a tie. Between Elliott and Utica. I feel terrible for both of them. Elliott gets “The PorkChop.” I bet she doesn’t go home. Elliott (with two tts) gets to join the winning team. They all think Elliott is a spy. So the 7 “winners” all have to walk the runway with two looks, one day and one night. I’m really starting to think these are actually the losers. Because last week I was stunned by every winner. I like Gottmilk. He? She? is scary in her night look though. I’m not sure the proper pronouns for born female, transitioned to male, and does drag though. I feel like she/he/she has an advantage though. I do not like Handy Muse. But, I kind of like Elliott in drag, but not really out.
LaLa Ri, is my homegirl and she has a great walk. Simone is cute. Tina Burner is the comedic drag queen. Elliott has a great wardrobe. I hope all these bitches will be told that getting the pork chop was the win. Olivia Lux is the cutest boy in this group. Poor Elliott is being hazed. And he is a choreographer. But he’s afraid to step up because no one trusts him.
Suddenly, the lyrics to the song out Gottmik (not milk as a previously thought but honestly I thought it was a reference to… oh nevermind) as born female. He’s freaking out. That’s really a crappy thing to do. Somehow the guys didn’t hear his lyrics? But he is freaking out. Olivia Lux is so sweet to Gottmik. I love these two together. Olivia Lux asks about pronouns. So it’s not just me. It seems they are he/him out of drag and she/her in drag which what I thought but you never know! I am doing more “recapping” than I want to do.
Anyway, it is time for them to do their group dance. IT. WAS. PERFECT. It was like an Allstars Show. It was REALLY, REALLY, GOOD. They were all flawless. Gottmik has a fabulous runway look it is all lamé not the look to the left. LalaRi is in lamé too. No one is going to be sent home for their dance. Someone will go home for their looks. They actually knocked Gottmik for her dance moves. 🙁 How dare they?
I’m apparently not the only one who doesn’t like Kandy Muse. I’m fine with her leaving. They like Olivia Lux too. YAY. My two girls seem safe. The judges really love Symone. I see that. She probably wins. They love Elliott. Ross begs to keep Kandy Muse in the game. She needs a friend in the judges forum. Olivia Lux and SyOliviamone are the top two. No one is going home. No Lip Sync. Olivia and Simone lip sync for a $5,000 prize! Everything is so weird this season. Come, Olivia Luxe! Symone is killing my girl. By a million miles. My girl Olivia Luxe is playing comedic drag queen and whatever this song is is not about that. Symone looks like she wrote the damn song. And of course she won. I love Symone too.
Next week, the pork chops compete? I think maybe. Kandy Muse gets emotional on Untucked. I usually like the big girls but I don’t like Kandy Muse out of drag. She’s just not likeable. I want Gottmik to give me drag makeup one day. I could wear it to the Publix and scare the people and they would not realize that. She feels like she is going home. Mik finally tells the girls that she was born female. They didn’t get her lyrics until now. How do they not know “born girl.” The others are very supportive. Especially Kandy Muse. Now I feel bad for not liking her. Olivia Lux and really all of them made her feel supported.