It’s all happening! Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark gave birth to a baby girl last night! The baby’s name is Hartford Charlie Rose Clark. Apparently, Beau’s dad’s name is Charlie and Stassi’s grandma’s name is Rose. And perhaps the Hartford name is sponsored by the insurance company? Is it me or does that sound like an insurance company, or perhaps a law firm? I’m sure she is super cute but they don’t appear to have sold the photos yet. People got the exclusive but no photos. Perhaps that is a check for another day.
HCRC weighed 7 lbs. 3 oz. and was 19 inches long.
There was not a whole lot of information provided. Their statement to People was, “We truly cannot begin to describe the happiness and joy we are feeling at this moment. It’s something that you hear from all new parents right after birth, but something magical happens.We are feeling so blessed and grateful to have a beautiful and most importantly, healthy baby girl.
HCRC is the first spawn of the Vanderpump Rules Pregnancy Pact. Lala, Brittany and Scheana are all due in April. Brittany and Jax are the only ones expecting a boy. Meanwhile, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney are still trying to figure out where babies come from. And Ariana’s shy vagina in not interested in being stared at by an OBGYN. Sadly, Bravo has thus far passed on a baby centric spin off. And the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules has been released from their contracts.
So um Mazel Tov, to Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark.
I wondered as I wrote this if they argued about the whole Charlie Rose part of the name. I thought perhaps they should have changed the order. Because Charlie Rose was a newscaster or something. Then I went on Twitter and Jezebel already has a story up about Stassi naming her baby after a guy accused of sexual harrassment. Jezebel writes in part, “Charlie Rose, who was axed from his jobs at CBS This Morning and 60 Minutes after multiple women came forward with allegations ranging from unwanted sexual advances, groping, and inappropriate phone calls and nudity.”