I am trying to get ready for this RHOA recap but Trump is literally calling my county out again in a criminal phone call. He doesn’t seem to get that our signatures are matched EVERY SINGLE TIME WE VOTE. The thing that takes the longest time when we vote is when we sit down, prove where we live, prove our signatures, etc. The voting machines are always open It’s the verification process that takes so long to vote.! Okay sorry. It is infuriating to me. Sorry. He is just such a fucking loser. He thinks Georgia is full of all his hillbilly uneducated friends. And it is. BUT THE METRO AREA IS NOT AND WE ARE WHERE THE PEOPLE LIVE. So this ridiculousness is not on the forefront of my mind.
Cynthia’s Wedding Is Not All Namaste
Okay, Cynthia has a HUGE ass. HUGE. And it is not in the realm of gaining weight in the pandemic but her her quarantine 15 is al ass. And I’m not hating on it. It’s a nice big booty. But can that really happen like that? Anyway, she is headed with her sister Mal, who behind is also a bit bigger but not like that, to go to yoga with Kenya. Let’s be real. None of these people have ever done yoga before off camera. I would love to go see Yogi A though for um… stretching. Mal is the only one who can do it. lol.
Cynthia wants to talk about her wedding planning. The topic is about how Covid is effecting her wedding planning. Everyone tells Cynthia that she is prioritizing the wedding over the marriage. Cynthia and Kenya are shouting but in a good friend sort of way. Cynthia finally gets that she needs to let her future husband that she just wants to be married to him. Why does she even need to be told that? Why is she having a 250 guest wedding in a fucking pandemic.? I had a family member who had a destination wedding at a very expensive resort. I would have loved to go support her and enjoy some time in a fancy room on the beach. But um. Superspreader is a no. And some of her siblings didn’t go either. Ane the rooms were four figures a night. Le sigh.
Making Amends (With Production?)
Kenya and Kandi go out to lunch. I’m surprised anything was even open. Then Kenya tells Kandi that Cynthia is struggling with her wedding date. It seems like shade. Kenya says she feels bad about sort of messing up her engagement. So she wants to throw Cynthia a surprise engagement party. You know what? I like it so much better when there was less production and more real shit. Kenya wants Kandi to host it because most people would not want to come to her event, but of course she doesn’t say that.
Holy Crap. Kenya is not supporting Porsha’s BLM protests. REALLY? I am suddenly appalled. It seems her problem was protesting without a mask on and I get that. Also, I am not down with this Kenya and Latoya nonsense. Latoya is a friend who will never be a RHOA (stay tuned) and may even be a one and done. She tries too hard and play too much to the cameras. Kandi seems to think it is a more than friends situation. NTTAWWT. Kandi says she will send them some Bedroom Kandi items.
Drew And Ralph Go To Counseling
I am already bored. Drew feels like Ralph isn’t more loving to Josiah, her son from another father. She wants him to be more transparent. Ralph wants respect and sex a minimum of three times a week. He feels like Drew emasculates him. These two can’t even fake intimacy. Every gay man on production is hot for Drew. Perhaps there is a reason for that? I don’t get much a ping on my gaydar but I haven’t seen much of him yet. I think they just really think he is hot. I don’t think Drew is at all interested in this marriage. #DivorceByBravo Ralph’s father died. And they have to go to the funeral. 🙁 It seems to bring them closer.
Oh My! Lauren is planning a party for Porsha to support Black Lives Matter. And basically, everyone is invited except Kenya. Now you know Kenya sees this on her call list where she is not listed… so this will be an issue. It’s just a small group. Cynthia asks if she can bring a plus one. And that is Kenya. Kenya is being completely awful about this. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN’T CELEBRATE BLM? She has been very unsupportive of Porsha. What is the deal? I’ve given Porsha a ton of shit over the years but this year she is doing the Lord’s work.
Party For Porsha
Porsha, Marlo and Tanya got out for a bit. She explains that she and Dennis are broken up. Spoiler alert, they were together for Christmas and it was very cute. On Instagram. So… She says she is not taking him back on this show. But she totally at least pretends to take him back. The next thing is totally production bullshit. Kenya talks to Cynthia about what she is bring to Porsha’s party. And Cynthia tells her she is not invited. Which is hysterical because Kenya turns to production and DEMANDS did you know about this? Of course they did. Did you not get the script? Kenya says someone will pay for her hair and makeup. lol.
When I was young I did some modeling. I went for a modeling shoot and did my own and the photog was like, I’m calling someone in. LOL. I looked like a prostitution whore, and his photos were horrible but I really thought I was special. I was 19. I had bikini lines, why did no one fix that? And the lighting was for shit. Some of me was overlight and the other was not. I’m lucky I didn’t get murdered. Anyway, Kenya is saying that Porsha’s protest was inauthentic. So sit your ass home, bitch. If you can’t support BLM, as a black woman, you pretty much suck.
Black Lives Matter
I’m going to get political once again because being invested in politics is the only way to save the world LIBYAN LIVES MATTER. PALESTINIAN LIVES MATTER! Let’s fix this world. I totally get production not letting her come. This is a real thing and not something to be petty over for a pay check. And Kenya has no such boundaries. I love Kandi with the afro puffs! Why is Latoya such a cunt? She is never getting a peach. Kandi says LaToya is Kenya on steroids. I don’t even want to acknowledge her. We have Marlo to play her role.
I love this party for Porsha though. And she is doing the ugly cry. I am proud of Porsha for all that she has done. I can’t say that Hosea Williams is a celebrated person. He’s not really. Sorry Porsha. But she is changing things. And I am very proud of her. Pilar is my very favorite child. She has had OPINIONS since the day she was born. But Porsha has had options since the day she was born. She’s privileged. But I love how she gets out there and fights for those who are not.