I don’t usually do Love After Lockup Recaps anymore because there doesn’t seem to be much interest. But a few people asked me to this week and there is absolutely nothing else to talk about today, so I’ll do a quick one. First of all, spoiler alert, at least four of these people are back in jail. Dylan was recently locked up again for possession of firearms and a large assortment of drugs. Michael was arrested for child neglect when he left his kid unsupervised at a hotel for hours. Destinie is locked up again for whatever she had court for. Lindsey is back in jail after multiple arrests since her prison release. Kristianna is also back in prison for a couple of years on more drug charges.
Puppy & Amber
First of all what grown-ass woman goes by the name Puppy? Puppy is five hours out of prison after serving a four year sentence. The last time Puppy came home from prison she was back inside in two weeks. Puppy’s mom needs dialysis.
Scott & Lindsey
Lindsey has snooped through Scott’s stuff. She discovered that Scott spends a lot of time with prostitutes. Oh and also, he is in a lot of debt. Lindsey is such a … lowlife. She seems to have a strangely high opinion of herself. Lindsey goes batshit on the phone talking to Scott. He has decided not to allow Tarabelle, Lindsey’s secret girlfriend, to live in a camper in their driveway. Lindsey is legitimately psycho. She takes his laptop and leaves it opened up out in the rain. Then she starts dumping his stuff in the yard.
Shawn & Destinie
Shawn is a huge idiot. He needs to try to get back with the mother of his children and leave Destinie alone. Sadly, she has stolen his car and left with all of his stuff. And she has a court case coming up and if she doesn’t show, he loses $50,000. What is wrong with these guys? Now he is trying to get his ex to loan him a thousand dollars so that he can go look for Destinie and make sure she shows up in court. She says absolutely not. He convinces her that the trip is for the kids. She agrees to loan him a thousand and expects to be repaid two thousand dollars.
John & Lacey & Shane
Poor Shane. He had a few blissful weeks with his pregnant wife while John was in jail. He’s out now and headed straight for Lacey. Lacey is rather busy at the moment hooking Shane up to some sort of medical device that is supposed to approximate labor pains. Can you get lip injections while you are pregnant? Because, Lacey’s lips look bigger everytime I see her. Oh and now she is admitting that she still has feelings for John. She wants to have her cake and eat it two every single season. Shane should have run away instead knocking her up. Lacey tells her dad that John is out of jail. She has not told Shane yet. Her dad tells her she needs to tell Shane. Lacey is not going to tell Shane because she’s worried Shane might go after John.
Shavel & Qualon
I thought Shavel deleted Qualon from her phone? She had a date with a non-felon recently. Does he have tattoos on his ears? Anyway, Qualon is trying to get back with Shavel but she is not having it. I hope she sticks with the nice normal guy she went to dinner with. Jesus does every channel have a streaming site they expect us to pay for?
Brittany & Marcelino
I’m not sure we have even seen Marcelino and the kids so far this season. All of Brittany’s scenes have been with her mother who she is trying to help get treatment for addiction. Marcelino has forbidden Brittany’s mother from being in their house or around their kids. Her mom doesn’t make it through five minutes of therapy without blowing up. This is sad to watch.
This isn’t really a show that lends itself well to recaps. They cover way too many people per episode so nothing really ever gets going. It’s one of those shows I usually just have on in the background while working on other things. I like the show, I just don’t have much to say about it.