It’s time for yet another RHOSLC recap. This is by far the weirdest housewives franchise. Let’s see what craziness happens this time. It’s time for Brooks to debut his joggers. It seems he actually has a clothing line for this fashion show! So that’s a start! Unfortunately, all the ladies are on the front row. Somehow, Mary and Jen are side by side. Meanwhile, Whitney is having a struggle with her heels as she prepares to take her first runway walk. The runway is tiny but for some reason there are metal stairs involved. So, I foresee someone taking a nosedive. But Whitney did great.
Does One Sweatsuit Make A Fashion Line?
Well, Brooks ATH Leisure (not At Leisure, dear) line is basically one black track suit. But hey, it is more that Sheree Whitfield ever accomplished. Of course Jen has to do a mean talking head about the kid. Because, Jen. Is Brooks mom Meredith? Will we ever learn these people’s names? And yes, it is Meredith. I guessed right. Brooks is pissed that his dad didn’t show up. His dad doesn’t seem that into it. Brooks, who is my favorite, is being a total whiner. He acts like he is 12 and daddy missed the science fair.
Whitney shows up at Heather’s botox bar for a touch up. I’m not sure what they did to her but it had an instant effect and her skin looks great! I need to do that. Then they talk about being out of the Mormon church. Heather worries about her decisions having negative effects on her kids. Heather wants to get out of the Mormon church entirely.
A Whole Lot Of Nothing
Am I the only one annoyed by Jen’s fake “assistants”? The pep talks from her husband who lives in the phone are becoming tiresome as well. Why is he never home? His football coaching job is in Salt Lake City. Do we really need a three minute monologue about having to take anti-depressants? Meanwhile, Lisa and her husband have their kids set goals. I’m soooo bored. Apparently, she’s a workaholic. Her husband feels neglected, but she is too consumed with work to notice.
Jen, Heather and Meredith meet for dinner and drinks. Heather talks about her one night stand over meatballs. She also thinks that Meredith needs to make her marriage work. Meredith doesn’t want to share the issues of her marriage with these two. They seem to think they are entitled to the information. I feel like Meredith has already moved on with someone else and she is not telling anyone. Meredith is very pretty and kind of reminds me of Kyle Richards. Heather knows something that Meredith is not saying.
Whitney takes her dad and the kids to an indoor trampoline place. Her dad has been in sober living for a couple of weeks. Why doesn’t Whitney cut his hair? Oh, he is already talking about moving out of sober living. He wants to leave the 90 day program after only three weeks. Whitney is really worried about his plan. But really, why doesn’t she cut that hair? It screams, “I am an insane person!”
Whitney has a serious conversation with her girls about Mormonism and her divorce. It seems kind of like too much to be putting on the girls. I’m not a mom, but it seems like this is a better conversation for her therapist. I feel like she is letting them know that no one if flying the plane. She wants to leave the Mormon church. The girls are all emotional. Heather is crying. These girls are more mature than Heather. So clearly, she’s done a good job with them. But they should not be her support system. Heather now feels like she can be herself.
Whitney and Jen practice their pole dancing. Whitney is a pro and Jen is a disaster. But she seems to be enjoying her first lesson. I don’t understand where Jen’s husband is. He literally coaches a team in Salt Lake City. Is she not in Salt Lake City? Whitney says she is having sex four to five times a week. Jen speculates that Meredith and Seth are probably getting it somewhere else. Jen claims that she met a guy who is in love with Meredith. Next week, the rumors about Meredith spread like wildfire. We finally got to something interesting and the show is over.