It’s time for yet another RHOSLC recap. This is by far the weirdest housewives franchise. Let’s see what craziness happens this time. It’s time for Brooks to debut his joggers. It seems he actually has a clothing line for this fashion show! So that’s a start! Unfortunately, all the ladies are on the front row. Somehow, Mary and Jen are side by side. Meanwhile, Whitney is having a struggle with her heels as she prepares to take her first runway walk. The runway is tiny but for some reason there are metal stairs involved. So, I foresee someone taking a nosedive. But Whitney did great.
Does One Sweatsuit Make A Fashion Line?
Well, Brooks ATH Leisure (not At Leisure, dear) line is basically one black track suit. But hey, it is more that Sheree Whitfield ever accomplished. Of course Jen has to do a mean talking head about the kid. Because, Jen. Is Brooks mom Meredith? Will we ever learn these people’s names? And yes, it is Meredith. I guessed right. Brooks is pissed that his dad didn’t show up. His dad doesn’t seem that into it. Brooks, who is my favorite, is being a total whiner. He acts like he is 12 and daddy missed the science fair.
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Whitney shows up at Heather’s botox bar for a touch up. I’m not sure what they did to her but it had an instant effect and her skin looks great! I need to do that. Then they talk about being out of the Mormon church. Heather worries about her decisions having negative effects on her kids. Heather wants to get out of the Mormon church entirely.
A Whole Lot Of Nothing
Am I the only one annoyed by Jen’s fake “assistants”? The pep talks from her husband who lives in the phone are becoming tiresome as well. Why is he never home? His football coaching job is in Salt Lake City. Do we really need a three minute monologue about having to take anti-depressants? Meanwhile, Lisa and her husband have their kids set goals. I’m soooo bored. Apparently, she’s a workaholic. Her husband feels neglected, but she is too consumed with work to notice.
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Jen, Heather and Meredith meet for dinner and drinks. Heather talks about her one night stand over meatballs. She also thinks that Meredith needs to make her marriage work. Meredith doesn’t want to share the issues of her marriage with these two. They seem to think they are entitled to the information. I feel like Meredith has already moved on with someone else and she is not telling anyone. Meredith is very pretty and kind of reminds me of Kyle Richards. Heather knows something that Meredith is not saying.
Sober Conversations
Whitney takes her dad and the kids to an indoor trampoline place. Her dad has been in sober living for a couple of weeks. Why doesn’t Whitney cut his hair? Oh, he is already talking about moving out of sober living. He wants to leave the 90 day program after only three weeks. Whitney is really worried about his plan. But really, why doesn’t she cut that hair? It screams, “I am an insane person!”
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Whitney has a serious conversation with her girls about Mormonism and her divorce. It seems kind of like too much to be putting on the girls. I’m not a mom, but it seems like this is a better conversation for her therapist. I feel like she is letting them know that no one if flying the plane. She wants to leave the Mormon church. The girls are all emotional. Heather is crying. These girls are more mature than Heather. So clearly, she’s done a good job with them. But they should not be her support system. Heather now feels like she can be herself.
Whitney and Jen practice their pole dancing. Whitney is a pro and Jen is a disaster. But she seems to be enjoying her first lesson. I don’t understand where Jen’s husband is. He literally coaches a team in Salt Lake City. Is she not in Salt Lake City? Whitney says she is having sex four to five times a week. Jen speculates that Meredith and Seth are probably getting it somewhere else. Jen claims that she met a guy who is in love with Meredith. Next week, the rumors about Meredith spread like wildfire. We finally got to something interesting and the show is over.
I’ve never watched this show, but I laughed all the way through your recap. Read like it should have been illustrated with Andy Warhol graphics. Great job!
I get Everyone but Jen and Heather mixed up. And I love this cast. Ohh Brooks, I will soften to him I’m sure but right now ????. Love the recap, as always
I’ve got Heather, Whitney and Jen down. The others, unless my boy Brooks is in the scene I have no idea.
Oh and the one fucking grandpa.
And he is supposed to be a hair stylist? Why would anyone got to him?
I’ve been wondering the same thing. It literally looks like he’s wearing a mullet wig
I know Jen, and Mary the grandpa-fucker, as well as Heather. The twin ladies with the nasal voices are identical in my eyes. Oh yes, I do love the pole dancer. Whitney?
The dads hair looks like a super bad wig to me… it is very distracting
Jen is such a hater she hates herself. So her husband works in town ?! Hell can we blame him? Who in Gawds name would live with her? This needs to be investigated, lol ?!
Whitney’s Dad’s hair I thought it was a wig for the longest until she told him that he needed a cut, ugh!? If he wants to succeed in his treatment he needs to work harder and stay put!! Poor Whitney is really worried. My ❤ goes out to her drug addiction is a terrible disease.
Whitney is awesome on that pole! She’s a natural! Heather good ? for her to speak to her girls. They are solid and super supportive!
Lisa work & making $ is not everything in life. Spend some fun time with your family!
Meredith needs to speak to her husband and get him to support their son. I suspect that based on what she said about asking for space she kept him out of the loop! Brooks suffered the consequences, not COOL. His ? and that can be so devastating for a teenager! We as parents need to remember that! It’s not only about us when we have children! Peace ?
Brooks acts like he runs that house. He reminds me of Jeanna Keough’s sons. Always telling his Mom what she can and cannot do.
Sons do that.
I have to check my 21 year old all the time — so bossy. I hate it.
Yes, he is very obnoxious and thirsty for camera time IMHO. Don’t like him at all and he needs to speak to his mother (and father) with respect.
He just so happened to take a semester off when Bravo was filming.
He’s and entitled brat! If privilege need a photo inserts brooks
He is so high on his mother’s success. Like, stop. Come down off the high horse. Your entitlement is showing.
To see his debut be comprised solely of the single black sweatsuit that Jen has BEEN wearing for daily chores is laughable. Pipe down kid, you’ve got a long way to go.
He’s just a kid. Give him a break… ?
Meh.
I’ve given up on this. It’s too forced.
I think I may be done with all the housewives except for Beverly Hills and I never thought I’d quit NYC.
I can’t take any more Ramona.
This show is dull as dishwater. I’m surprised Bravo didn’t scrap all the footage and just cut their losses. Even in the midst of the pandemic, I can’t imagine the ratings are good.
The one thing I like about this show is that it is pre-COVID. I can’t wait to attend events again!
RHOC, and especially RHOA, are too political, too “current events” and not escapist enough. I need Calgon TV. Not CNN.
I totally agree. I tune in to watch mindless TV and it’s all political. Potomac was good but since Wendy everything is politics and degrees. I just want to laugh when I watch these housewives but it’s becoming very stressful to watch.
They aren’t good, but for some reason the suits seem happy with it….
I knew Jen husband wasn’t going to be around because in episode one she said they have a FaceTime marriage. WTF is that? She went on to say his hours are like 6am til midnite….for college football? No sir.
Something really weird is going on with THE HUSBAND. He literally works IN TOWN but apparently doesn’t sleep at the house.
I think Jen lives in Park City, which I goofed and it’s about 30 or so miles away from Salt Lake City. Still, that’s not too far of a drive. Does he have his own place in SLC? Plenty of people commute that far every day. So I don’t know what’s up with the hubby either.
This episode = BORING! ??
Brooks is way too much. He needs to reel in the judgy, condescending, camera-thirsty behaviour. His first fashion show was a huge success despite having a single track suit. He should appreciate his privilege and stop whinging already.
Meredith clearly has someone else that she’s into far more than her husband. She will be more open to reconciliation when whatever else she has going on fizzles out.
Lisa is so self absorbed, not entertaining for me. Her husband and kids seem lovely, though.
So far Heather feels like the most real of them. Whitney seems sweet. Jen and Mary are over the top, but entertaining for sure. Over all I’m liking this series.
Ya know people, I can’t get into this show. Maybe cuz I can’t identify with any of them? Don’t know but it’s not for me so I just read recaps….
I like this show, I like getting to know new people and not having to actually talk to them.
Whitney’s dad looks like he could be played by will ferrell.
If Brooks is trying to play the testy artist, he is way too young for that. Get some life under your belt, kid, before the attitude comes out. (I say the same thing to my son).
Ok I saw Lisa and immediately thought, “she reminds me of an actress,” and I knew the name last night but now I cant remember who it is. It will come to me next week.
If by Lisa, you mean Meredith – then I think you mean Leah Remeni (spelling?) at least that’s who she reminds me of
Whitney is everything I wish I could be in that she seems fun, can drink but at the same time well put together and composed. Jen might be a train wreck partly because her marriage is on the rocks.Its a tough place to find yourself in and I think she drinks way too much. Whitney is nice but a bit boring with her cougar schtick and I dont really care for Lisa or Meredith.They seem cold.
I’ve got some time on my hands so I decided to give this episode a watch, a week late, but what the hey I was on the verge of giving it the old heave ho out of my dvr.
I’m kinda glad I watched it.
Ok the kid people love/hate Brooke. Meredith’s son. He’s got a quirky sense of humor that I have to admit I kinda like. Throw another thirty or so pounds on him and give him another 20 or so years to mature and I would probably inadvertently find myself crushing on him. He should probably dial back his feelings for his father on the show, because that’s his father and he’s most likely going to have to maintain a relationship with him. Maybe not, so many of us don’t but it’s better if he can, and at some point his father will be more accepting of his interests, like fashion. I like the kid and I like how Meredith is indulgent of him, but firm when she needs to be.
Loved the one he was wearing but Jen, though she was kind of being shady is right the other ones are kind of a dime a dozen.
And speaking of Jen though I previously thought she was just simply too bat shit insane for me, when she started talking about her reluctance to seek out assistance for her anxiety and depression, it just really pisses me off that certain segments of society instill that sort of thinking in children. That sentiment is entirely too prevalent, and it needs to go away like yesterday.
Also dear Jen….Nah bish what you need is meds and strong one’s girl. In fact Jen I’m gonna need you to let your therapist see the show and up the milligrams something fierce girl.
Jen’s husband gives amazingly good husband on the phone. Really good. I wonder if they ever get around to showing him in person. And she drops the bomb on Meredith’s extra marital stuff… Girl take the meds and spill on Mary’s church goings on.
Lisa is kind of boring, but her sons are probably gonna grow up to be little lady killers though. The kid who wants to get shredded to get chicks cracked me up. I’m thinking he needs to get to temple more often to occupy his mind. And the other one who wants to have his first kiss at 15 awwwww. It was a little disturbing to see him wearing a four hundred dollar designer t-shirt (Balmain Paris) though. I mean I suppose if you have the money, but wouldn’t a plain black T serve the purpose. That’s a little too ostentatious by his mother. She has nice kids so she’s probably a good mother/person. She comes off as hard on her husband, but it’s clear she’s the driven one in that family for better or worse. She seems cold to me though the decor of the house reflects her, very few warm pieces, everything so black and white. It bugs me when I see that. And the thing is I absolutely love the color of her sweater in that family scene about goals. It was a really good choice for her complexion.
Heather I love her. I was glad she got laid. God such an impertinent thing to say but I damn it I said it, and I meant it! When she starts talking about how she thinks about relationships and how she worries that her moral failings would affect her children I just want to hug her. Not kidding, i really just want to HUG her. #HugHeather
Whitney, what is with the juicers/blenders with this franchise? She is so sweet it sucks that she has to deal with her father’s addiction. But I think maybe I’m glad she has him on camera so she can be honest with him in a way that might just help him see himself. Whitney’s confessional looks are really good.