dI missed the first thirty minutes of this show so The Bachelorette recap will be rushed as I have to watch Ben show up on demand and there is no pausing. But this is the week that we have to figure out how Ben came back. Because wasn’t he gone? I feel like Tayshia has a type and it is white boys who are… a bit on the effeminate side? Not in behavior but in looks. Both Zac and Brenden seem a bit on the pretty boy side. I only notice because that is not my thing. But, I think she should choose Ivan and I don’t think she will. I think she needed a black guy in the final three. I don’t think he is her type. Meanwhile, I’m slow cooking the hell out of some smothered chicken thighs at almost one am at this point I probably won’t eat it until tomorrow.
Also, it is bang card night where she is expected to have sex with three guys. And I don’t doubt she will. Ivan is up first. Zac is super confident and I have thought she would pick him all along. Will that change? I hate that I cannot fast forward on demand. Grr… waits.. I had totally forgotten about Kohls. I could probably buy an immersion blender online there. I’ve been wanting one. Anyway, on to Ivan. I want him to be the next bachelor but they already have a black Bachelor and god forbid they have too. Oh I have seen this. I really need to fast forward. These two set a record for longest kiss in an ice bath. Oh wait this is last week’s episode. So I am never going to understand how Ben got into the mix. back to the show.
Yet here is Ben meeting the parents did I miss all of the banging? I’m not sure what I am watching here. Ben tells her dad that he is in love with Tayshia. Apparently, he also told Tayshia. That was all she wanted to hear. Because it is apparently important to hear “I love you” from the final four.
Zac Meets The Family
Did i miss all the bang cards? And I am hating Tayshia with each meet the parent scenes. Well fuck I just got spoiled pulling photos. i didn’t know this was the finale. Now I am pissed. I don’t see the attraction in Zac C. but he does at least appear to be the front runner. Zac is really selling himself to his dad. And he is buying what Zac is selling. Her mom likes him too. Zac has been her favorite since the beginning.
How is it down to Zac and Ben? I must have missed and entire episode. This is obvious. Tayshia’s dad shows up and tells her to pick Zac. Le sigh. Zac goes on a date with Tayshia. Zac has many behaviors that make it seem like he is lying. But I have known from early on she would pick him. I am bored with the dance lesson so I zip on through. Where is Ben? Is it Zac or nothing? Did she get rid of everyone except Zac? I’m so irritated I missed something. Did someone finally choose not to use their bang cards? So she breaks up with Ben. But first, she builds him up before stabbing him in the heart.
Oh Geeze She Ends Up With Zac
So there is only one person at the final rose ceremony? I think that is rather kind in a way. We knew she would be with Zac from the beginning. She likes dainty white boys. I do admire her for not putting another guy through this. I was pretty obvious that she was going to pick him. Well whoopity do. they are getting married, I would have picked Ivan. She’s an idiot who picked a man child.
Holy FUCK. The Bachelor is next and he is HOT AF!