Once again I just woke up when I should be going to bed. So I am behind on recaps. Let’s knock the RHOC recap out really quick and move on to Salt Lake.
We start in peaceful Lake Arrowhead. Well, it was peaceful until Elizabeth set off the alarm on her new Ferrari. Ten seconds in and everyone is already complaining about Braunwyn. If she is this annoying on TV imagine how bad it is in person. Elizabeth and Braunwyn are about to have a private sitdown. This should be interesting. Meanwhile, Shannon is mad that everyone is having fun without her. Gina gets news that her ex is facing two felonies and four years in jail. Gina feels guilty about it and has a breakdown.
Braunwyn Ain’t Right In The Head
Elizabeth confronts Braunwyn for hiring a private detective to investigate. Braunwyn admits it as it that is a perfectly normal thing to do. Then she starts rattling off everything she found out on camera! Braunwyn is a psycho. She is lecturing Elizabeth on how to speak to her. I think Elizabeth should be punching her in the face. Elizabeth handling this a lot better than I would. Braunwyn is confronting Elizabeth as if she is obligated to share all of her personal business with her. She keeps calling Elizabeth a liar when in reality she just didn’t want to share all of her finances with her. Why does Braunwyn feel so entitled to that information? Braunwyn makes Elizabeth cry.
Braunwyn says she is not going to betray Elizabeth after betraying her! I would never speak to Braunwyn again. Gina is also crying. This vacation doesn’t seem very fun. Kelly is having champagne for breakfast. Finally, Braunwyn admits that she is a shitty human. Then she pivots again and blames Shannon. She’s a real piece of work. Shannon also has a private investigator on Kelly a few seasons ago. Shannon freaks out because she tested positive for Covid. So now she has probably given it to John. She is furious with her girls. So, she calls the girls to guilt them. She is such a drama queen. Shane is getting a five day treatment in the hospital.
You know what is fun to do in a pandemic? Go to an amusement park. It looks like production may have rented out the park. Braunwyn is calling her BFF her wife these days. I just can’t with her. Gina can’t ride a bike. Or a go cart. Elizabeth can’t shoot a bow and arrow. Or throw an ax. Braunwyn is pretty good at both. How did it happen that Braunwyn and Elizabeth paired off like two best friends? It makes no sense.
For some reason, Elizabeth is the one that feels bad in this pair. She admits that she avoids conflict. Braunwyn continues to say the rudest things to Elizabeth. Elizabeth wants to share a secret with Braunwyn. Braunwyn promises to keep the secret. She’s a freaking liar! Don’t tell her anything Elizabeth! She says that she compartmentalizes things and no one really knows the real her. She wants counseling. Elizabeth was physically abused as a child. Again, why is she sharing this with Braunwyn of all people? Elizabeth has a huge panic attack. Next week, we get more backstory on Elizabeth’s trauma. Le sigh.