The Bravo suits are losing their minds over the housewives ratings last week. Apparently, it’s not just websites who are suffering from 2020 burnout and everyone preparing for Christmas. I know I am trying to fit in Bravo shows and 90 Day fiancé around my Christmas movies. I’m actually watching one now while doing setups for tonight’s RHOA recap. 🙂 Anyway, last week, when I was bitching about my views and having a meltdown (um again) it apparently paled in comparison to what the Bravo suits were doing. RHOC which is sucking this season had P18-49 (DEMO) 0.35 – 1.084 MM Overall in ratings. That’s not shocking. What is shocking is RHOA’s ratings, P18-49 (DEMO) 0.38 – 1.189 MM Overall. RHOA only had 105,000 views more than RHOC. YIKES! The suits are freaking out. But also don’t have any plans for fresh new programming. Sigh.
High Drama & Holy Drama
We begin with Porsha back in Louisville continuing to protest for justice for Breanna Taylor. Each time she went to these protests, she had to quarantine before being allowed to film with her castmates again. I’m so glad that so far it seems like she didn’t lose any episodes for this. Bravo cameras did not go with her. Porsha got arrested again and was one of the people last released. She thinks that was deliberate.
Drew and Ralph’s family are making pancakes before Sunday service. That’s industrious! It was all I could do to roll out of bed and get dressed before church. There were no pancakes and we all had rumbling tummies during the sermon. After church let out, we raced the Methodists to the restaurants. On, they are not going to church. That is why they have time for breakfast. Drew’s mama is going to preach at home. Drew is offended by the sermon. It’s entitled “Bridle Your Tongue.” He feels the sermon is directed toward him. Mama needs to go home and let these two work on their marriage without her interference.
Far From Picture Perfect
Latoya drops by Kenya’s house. These two sure did team up in a hurry. I don’t get it. I do see this lasting. They are two huge drama queens and I don’t see them sharing that role for long. Plus, two of them is one too many. They immediately start dragging Drew for her “bad wig.” It’s childish. Latoya who is married wants to get on a dating app. She wants Kenya to do that too. Kenya says she is going to move forward with her divorce. That’s not true. She is going to try to establish custody though. They take photos for their dating site profiles.
Later, Kenya goes to visit Kandi. Kandi, Kenya and Cynthia all gained quite a bit of quarantine weight. So they are working out with a trainer on her basketball court. Kandi is getting ready to drive Riley to NYC for college. Cynthia tells the girls about her 250 person wedding. She thinks it is okay if the wedding is outdoors. Kandi advises Cynthia not to wait until the last minute to knock out their prenup. Kenya regrets not doing a prenup.
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Porsha and Lauren go to pick up Tanya. Is this the first time we have seen Tanya this season?They are going to one of Porsha’s friend’s Talynn who has a pool. First, they talk about quarantine. They all stay it started off like a honeymoon and then they all got irritated with their partners. Porsha is breaking up with Dennis. Where will she get her next hot dog? Suddenly we are talking about WAP. In details. Because, tacky. Then everyone gets pushed in the pool. Things take a sad turn when they talk about social justice.
Meanwhile, Drew and Ralph are buying a new house. As if they have nothing else to stress them out about, Ralph is trying to control everything. This isn’t really a good time to buy a house. so the next thing you know, they are off to couples therapy.
Cynthia and Mike go to the wedding venue in Acworth. I don’t know why Cynthia was so set on this venue. It’s really far from where Cynthia and everyone else live. At least to me. I guess it is about 40 minutes from her house and much longer for Nene and Kandi and Porsha. It would have been great if it had not rained. But then it became a super spreader event indoors. Mike just wants to make sure they get married on 10/10/2020. Cynthia is not sure if that is still possible. She’s pissed that her sister agrees with Mike that they need to make adjustments to marry on their wedding day. What she should have worried about was Eva’s hair.
Cynthia and Mike fight all the way home. Eventually, Mike just shuts off the cameras. Next week, it looks like a lot more screaming at each other.