The Voice was SPECTACULAR this season. I don’t listen to music much because I get too emotional. And I hate music in the grocery store unless it is elevator music. I don’t need more reasons to cry. But for some reason singing competitions are my jam.
I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS! Or stop sobbing. So Beautiful. How can any of these finalist not win? All of them are fantastic. This is John Holiday and John Legend.
OMG. I can’t. And that isn’t even who I picked to win. I picked Jim Ranger on Team Blake. But last night I thought it was Des. The best thing about this show is they always sing songs I know.
SPOILER ALERT! I AM ABOUT TO LIST THE ORDER OF THE TOP FIVE AND I AM ALREADY PISSED!
JOHN FUCKING HOLIDAY CAME IN FIFTH? FIFTH BEFORE IAN? WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS HAPPENING HERE? NOW DESZ IS FOURTH? FOURTH! WHAT THE HOLY HELL? Finally they get rid of IAN! He so should have been fifth. It’s down to my buy Jim Ranger and the kid Carter. Team Blake versus Team Gwen. I feel like the Carter kid is a plant. It’s funny that Erica use to do these recaps and we would argue all the time. And Jim is my favorite and Carter is hers. So here we go. And fuck. Carter wins. I was so sure it would be Jim.
Dammit. What a disappointment. He was so overtrained. I hate everyone. This show is a travesty. NO MORE FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS SHOW. He will end up at Liberty University. He is so over coached. He is like a fifty year old man in a kids body. He’s been coached into being a Bot. This is ridiculous. No more children on this show!