Is it just me or does it seem to soon for a Men Tell All The Bachelorette recap? We don’t even know who is going to hometowns yet. Oh it looks like that will be decided first. I’m not going to do a lengthy recap since most of you aren’t watching. I’m just going to hit the highlights.
The Final Four Are Chosen
First of all, Bennett is back in the picture. Tayshia doesn’t seem to know who to pick. We from someone who picked her husband the second he got out of the limo, to Tayshia who seems perpetually confused.
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Blake has a one on one date. Blake reminds me of Jax Taylor. So, I’m not a fan. Whatever weird cues I use to recognize people tells my brain Blake is Jax. Sorry, Blake. They seem to have similar mannerisms. The date was some whackadoodle crystal stuff. Sorry to all the whackadoodle crystal people. I like crystals, but this is just odd. Tayshia proclaims that Blake failed the exercise. She is going to send him home, and he seems confident that he is going to hometowns. Sorry, Blake. Tayshia has a breakdown sending him home.
What Is Happening Here?
She goes bawling back into to the main area where the guys were conveniently waiting to see if Blake’s suitcase gets yanked. Oh God, she is going to dump Riley. Riley who just opened up his soul to her last week! Riley feels like she led him on. He is hurt and a bit angry. He just wants to go. Also, she is wearing the wrong bra with that top. Yet dumbass Noah is still there. Why is there always a car conveniently waiting for these “spontaneous” decisions? I miss Unreal. That was such a fun show. If you haven’t seen it, it was originally on Lifetime and I think it might be on Hulu.
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Then they go straight to the rose ceremony and Bennett is still in the running. But I get the feeling she is about to boot him again. Zac C gets a rose. Ivan gets a rose. There is one left because some dude (Ben,maybe?) already has one. Brenden gets the final rose. That means Bennett and Noah (thank God) are out. Noah tries to fake tears. Tayshia seems fine with both of them leaving.
The Men Tell All
Let the smackdowns begin. Actually, I’m bored. I don’t need to hear these guys rehash their fights. I especially need Noah to shut up. Let’s just get Tayshia out there. Yosef is still Yosef. He has no regrets. Tayshia really made a mistake not choosing Riley. I hope he is a future Bachelor. He seems like the perfect guy. Sidenote: (because, me) I am recapping this from my bedroom because the other DVR couldn’t tape it do to other shows. I am really enjoying the art in my bedroom. I never come in here anymore because I sleep on the couch to keep an eye on Banjo. I’ve missed this room.
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Blake gets emotional watching his goodby scene. He needs closure. Blake was also super into Clare as well. He seems really ready for a relationship and I’m sure someone will snatch him up. Oh no. It’s time to talk to Riley. I am not sure my heart can take this. I kind of wanted them to end up together. He has a little bit of John Legend mannerisms. He’s sexy. I don’t like the expression on Tayshia’s face while he is pouring his heart out. Then she literally give him the “you are going to make a great husband to someone one day” speech.
Sigh. I think she will pick Zac C. There is another show tomorrow. And then the finale next week Monday and Tuesday.
Appreciate the recap. I’ve stopped watching the Bachelor but would tune into the Bachelor in Paradise. it’s fast moving and more fun to watch.
No, wait! I am watching! Do not stop recapping.
I haven’t watched the Bachelorette since like 2005 and started watching again because of your recaps! The final 4 all seem like great guys! There is no villain left! I hope she finds the right one. I really like Tayshia.
Still watching . I think bc of the whole Clare thing the Tyshia season seemed so short . This whole process is way shorter than 90 day fiancé and that is a ridiculously short amount of time . The three guys she picked seem bland, they don’t jump out at me
I miss Riley still. He was the one. 🙁 I think she is going to chose Zac C. He’s cute. But… not sure he’s THE ONE. We shall see.
I’ll take Brendan if she doesn’t. He doesn’t live too far from me either.
If I was a million years younger, I ‘d take Riley, He’s the catch.
Worst season ever. I’ll still watch tho.
I’m still watching and love your recaps on this show! I really like Tayshia, and did not like Clare at all, but this season is just not that good. It’s more fun to read the recaps and hear your take on the show 🙂
I finally watched the men tell all episode early this morning. They could’ve skipped that… I was hoping the final three would be Riley, Brendan, and Zac.
I think she has a lot of chemistry we Ivan. For some reason I think she’s picking Zac though. I’m just glad we don’t have to see Clare anymore. Every once in a while they’ll pop up in staged paparazzi photos but who cares anymore.
I’ve seen every season of the Bachelor and Bachelorette and BIP and IMO this is one of the best seasons, although wish we would have had Tayshia from the beginning. The guys are the best group of guys they’re ever had. They’re kind, classy, intelligent, open and all seem ready for marriage except Brendan who seems way to standoffish to me, like he’s always second guessing if he’s really ready for love. Tayshia is a great, down to earth woman. She doesn’t baby talk the guys like so many have done in the past. Nothing I hate more than grown ass women who put on that little damsel in distress, coy voice around guys. I can just see all the women who fought so hard for equal rights turning over in their graves. I don’t think she could go wrong with any of the remaining men. I felt badly for Ben. Poor guy was just a day late and a dollar short but I’m certain his IG account will crash multiple times in the next few months due to woman chasing him down. I too was hoping for Riley or Ivan. I really love Zac but just don’t see that indefinablekchemistry between them