Is it just me or does it seem to soon for a Men Tell All The Bachelorette recap? We don’t even know who is going to hometowns yet. Oh it looks like that will be decided first. I’m not going to do a lengthy recap since most of you aren’t watching. I’m just going to hit the highlights.
The Final Four Are Chosen
First of all, Bennett is back in the picture. Tayshia doesn’t seem to know who to pick. We from someone who picked her husband the second he got out of the limo, to Tayshia who seems perpetually confused.
Blake has a one on one date. Blake reminds me of Jax Taylor. So, I’m not a fan. Whatever weird cues I use to recognize people tells my brain Blake is Jax. Sorry, Blake. They seem to have similar mannerisms. The date was some whackadoodle crystal stuff. Sorry to all the whackadoodle crystal people. I like crystals, but this is just odd. Tayshia proclaims that Blake failed the exercise. She is going to send him home, and he seems confident that he is going to hometowns. Sorry, Blake. Tayshia has a breakdown sending him home.
What Is Happening Here?
She goes bawling back into to the main area where the guys were conveniently waiting to see if Blake’s suitcase gets yanked. Oh God, she is going to dump Riley. Riley who just opened up his soul to her last week! Riley feels like she led him on. He is hurt and a bit angry. He just wants to go. Also, she is wearing the wrong bra with that top. Yet dumbass Noah is still there. Why is there always a car conveniently waiting for these “spontaneous” decisions? I miss Unreal. That was such a fun show. If you haven’t seen it, it was originally on Lifetime and I think it might be on Hulu.
Then they go straight to the rose ceremony and Bennett is still in the running. But I get the feeling she is about to boot him again. Zac C gets a rose. Ivan gets a rose. There is one left because some dude (Ben,maybe?) already has one. Brenden gets the final rose. That means Bennett and Noah (thank God) are out. Noah tries to fake tears. Tayshia seems fine with both of them leaving.
The Men Tell All
Let the smackdowns begin. Actually, I’m bored. I don’t need to hear these guys rehash their fights. I especially need Noah to shut up. Let’s just get Tayshia out there. Yosef is still Yosef. He has no regrets. Tayshia really made a mistake not choosing Riley. I hope he is a future Bachelor. He seems like the perfect guy. Sidenote: (because, me) I am recapping this from my bedroom because the other DVR couldn’t tape it do to other shows. I am really enjoying the art in my bedroom. I never come in here anymore because I sleep on the couch to keep an eye on Banjo. I’ve missed this room.
Blake gets emotional watching his goodby scene. He needs closure. Blake was also super into Clare as well. He seems really ready for a relationship and I’m sure someone will snatch him up. Oh no. It’s time to talk to Riley. I am not sure my heart can take this. I kind of wanted them to end up together. He has a little bit of John Legend mannerisms. He’s sexy. I don’t like the expression on Tayshia’s face while he is pouring his heart out. Then she literally give him the “you are going to make a great husband to someone one day” speech.
Sigh. I think she will pick Zac C. There is another show tomorrow. And then the finale next week Monday and Tuesday.