Well the time as come for the RHOP recap. I can’t wait to see what is in Monique’s binder of receipts. She got color coated tabs and everything. How long did that take her to assemble? I guess we probably won’t get to the finale brawl on the first episode. First Andy goes to check on the ladies while they are in make-up. Everyone seems loaded for beard. Candiace seems nervous. Ashley is six months pregnant already. She works fast. I cannot with Robyn’s hair. T’Challa is backstage. Why? Wendy’s dress looks much better on the stage seated than it did standing up. Ashley’s dress is waaaaaaay too short, her lady bits are hanging out.
I am not sure why we have this long, long package of everyone’s old looks. This is a waste of time. Let’s just get to the brawling. Karen comes for Gizelle’s fashion right away. And while, she ain’t lying, her boobs and that dress are fighting each other. Andy asks everyone about Gizelle’s style. Everyone hates it. They are all coming for Gizelle already. Karen says that she had her Fendi dress altered and that is why it said “Endi” in places. Are we buying that? I got up to search for chocolate and it seems like they just showed more old footage.
Wendy says that her Nigerian community is thrilled to see her on TV. Wendy is still teaching. There is talk about Wendy never shutting up about her degrees. Ashley says that Wendy uses her degrees to put down other women. Wendy doesn’t get it. I do not understand what is happening with Karen’s boob. Gizelle says that Karen was trying to get Wendy kicked off the show. Wendy says that she thinks the reason the Karen didn’t take to her is because she didn’t come to Karen for mentoring during her first season. Karen has been really mean on social media to the green eyed girls. I had not seen that before.
Candiace Is Disgusting On Twitter
Candiace is being her usual awful self. She’s attacking Ashley and for some reason Robyn is piling on with Candiace. Andy brings up colorism as a possible reason why Candiace and Wendy are called out on their aggressive tendencies. Nope. They are just awful people. Wendy comes Ashley of all people for calling her aggressive. Wendy says that the word “aggressive” is a dog whistle. Monique says no one should ever use the word “aggressive” with a dark skinned woman. That is absurd. Candiace has purchased a new home. She is in school working on her MBA.
During the break, the cameras roll and Monique is not happy with Gizelle or Wendy. She’s getting ready to drop some receipts. I am here for that. When we do return, Andy asks Gizelle about Jamal. Gizelle says that Corona has stopped her home building due to materials not being shipped in from other countries. Karen attacks Gizelle for her bizarre home decor. Gizelle and Robyn both taunt Karen with Geritol jokes. Really? Gizelle refuses to admit that Every Hue is done. She says that manufacturing has been shutdown due to Covid. Karen says that Gizelle needs to admit her business is over.
Jamal Has Had Another Baby While “Being With Gizelle?”
Gizelle says she is not seeing much of Jamal due to the high number of Covid cases in Georgia. Karen says that Gizelle and Jamal were never together. She says that Jamal agreed to come on the show to to save Gizelle’s job. They were never together. Then, just before the break, Karen says that Jamal just had baby number seven with some other woman during the time Gizelle claimed they were together. This information came from Gizelle’s own father!
Gizelle says it is not true and her father was “exaggerating.” Then Monique says that when he agreed to come on the show, Jamal told his girlfriend that it was just for the show. Monique know the other woman. She is a pastor and has sent her all kinds of receipts.
It Is Time For THE BINDER!
Oh here we go! Monique has brought the receipts! Monique has pages of texts between Jamal and his girlfriend. Gizelle verified with Andy that is in fact his phone number. By the way, Monique’s arms are amazing. Monique has allllllll the tea. Gizelle is just saying she doesn’t believe Monique but you can tell that she knows it is true. Candiace and Robyn try to shut Monique up, but that is not happening. This is getting good. Jamal says in the text that his relationship isn’t real and it just for reality TV. BOOM!
Monique says Gizelle drags a new man to the reunion every year. She sure hopes Jamal shows up. Karen asks if he is coming and Gizelle says no. Karen says, “Of course not.” Monique says that her pastor boyfriend is slinging his big D all over the Atlanta congregation and that Gizelle knows it. By the way, Gizelle looks horrible like she has put on the quarantine 30 and ten pounds of that is in her neck and chins.
WWHL With Kenya
And that is where it ends. Up next is the 200th episode of WWHL and Kenya Moore is a guest. OMG! Kenya’s boobs are HUGE! Weight gain or a boob job during a pandemic? Kenya responds to Drew’s comments about Kenya being in a different age group by throwing shade right back at Drew. It doesn’t seem like Kenya and Drew get along this season. Andy asks Kenya a bunch of questions and the answers are Drew or Latoya. She picks Latoya for all of them but one and that one was a tie.
Kenya says she is friends with everyone on Potomac except for Karen and Monique. The BIG NEWS is that Marc filed for divorce and pulled it 24 hours later. She did not file. She says that Marc is fighting for his marriage and is going to counseling. He’s asking to publicly apologize to her. And a lot of things she never thought would see the light of day. I hope this is true. I love Kenya’s wig on this show. Very Diana Ross. Kenya still hates Sherri Shepherd. I had forgotten about that appearance, Click Here For That WWHL Recap from 2014. Kenya is STILL NOT OVER IT!
On To Bravo Chatroom With Gizelle
I’m watching this so you don’t have to. The most interesting thing so far is that Kate showed off her washboard stomach in a sparkly long sleeve crop top. Screw her for not eating her feelings during this pandemic and getting a full on six pack. /weeps softly.
On to RHOA, Porsha says Marlo was wrong for trashing Kenya to LaToya. Gizelle and Hannah say they would have changed the locks on the house if their man left for three days with no contact.