We pick up this week’s RHOSLC Recap at Mary’s luncheon where things are about to go from bad to worse. Jen tells the table she is about to say what everyone else is thinking but won’t say. Mary says she would say half the stuff that Jen says. And these two start bickering back and forth over who would say what. Mary says something innocuous and winks and Jen tells her not to wink. Then Mary says that nobody at the table would say the things you’ve said. She ends it with a wide-eyed expression. Jen tells her not to open her eyes like that. Is Jen in charge of Mary’s eyeballs now? WTF? Jen is a nutbar. She starts LOUD talking about how they were “brought up fucking differently.”
Only Jen Could Manage To Make Mary Look Good
We can get back to Mary’s issues later. But, right now this is all Jen showing her ass at a very public luncheon. Jen call’s Mary ghetto. Mary tells Jen “bye” and asks her to leave. Heather goes chasing after Jen to check on her. Oh, Heather. Noe. Jen his a horrible creature. Holy shit! Heather drags Jen back in starts trying to take charge of the luncheon. Who does that? I don’t care whose luncheon it is. Jen’s ass was dismissed. Don’t drag her back in. Now, Jen is trying to play the victim.
Then, Mary calls Heather two-faced. She’s not wrong. Then Mary says she doesn’t need hoodlums around here in reference to Jen. Jen sees that hoodlum and raised it with her racist card that she plays on Mary. Now before I talk about what happens next, I should point out that Mary and Jen have been fighting this entire series. So what is Jen talking about when she says, ” A few months ago, I invite Mary to my house and she makes this weird comment a oh if I go to a 7-11 (they still have those?) and I see black people, I go to another 7-11.” Mary is like, AND? And then Jen makes her SECOND dramatic exit from the luncheon. Annnnnd SCENE!
I’m still mad at Heather from the luncheon. Is she going to be Jen’s sidekick all season? She is making breakfast for her kids and Ashley’s boyfriend. The whole family wants to skip church the next day. The girls don’t want to go back at all because everyone is so judgy.
The Husbands All Need To Be Airlifted Out By A Rescue Team
Meanwhile, Meredith argues with her husband Seth about where they want to live. He works between Canton, Ohio and Chicago. When the “ski season” cough filming season cough is over he wants her to come back to Ohio. And she doesn’t want to. She’s just not that into him.
If you are in the kitchen and you want your maid to fetch your breakfast tray, where was your breakfast tray? The scenes are just so weird. Mary tells Peepaw that “Jen keeps picking on her.” She is talking from a place of disappointment. Mary cries about being called a grandfather fucker again. But, um… gurlll…
Meanwhile, Jen talks to he husband who lives in her phone about a luncheon a day or two before. Jen is dressed like she is going to a wedding. It’s Saturday morning. Surely she has talked with her husband prior to this dramatic scene. She tells him that the fancy luncheon with friends and fancy presents and staff fawning all over her was, “one of the most horrible experiences in her life.” This girl needs to actually get a life. Her husband must be used to this. He’s being very supportive. Before he goes back to his roadie girlfriend.
Whitney’s dad goes to Sober Living. Lisa’s 8 year old has a bowling party. Meredith tells her husband, who is heading back to work up north they need more time apart. I think Meredith has a new man already. Her husband sees the writing on the wall. This didn’t need to be on camera. The randomly we have to hear why Mary is fucking Peepaw. Again. Mary has been to the Candiace Dillard School Of Fake Crying. Clearly, she hasn’t been to the folded napkin seminar yet.