On tonight’s RHOC Recap, the ladies struggle with being in quarantine. After a one month lockdown,
they production plans a trip to Lake Arrowhead. I’m already sick of the pandemic stuff. But if Braunwyn decided to stay home with her eleventy billion kids and go to her AA meetings a trip might be nice. Otherwise… it looks like we see a lot of Braunwyn this episode based on the previews.
The carefree attitude about “the flu” is gone and everyone is starting to get nervous about the pandemic. And Braunwyn, mother of seven children is learning how to use a washing machine. This is her first time not having a housekeeper since she was in high school.
I have to say, I haven’t used a washing machine in ages because I don’t have one. And everytime I do laundry at my sister’s it’s like rocket science to me. So I don’t have much room to talk here. I have to ask as many stupid questions as Braunwyn is asking her husband every time. Don’t they make top load washers anymore? Braunwyn has put up a sign saying the kitchen is only open during certain hours. Now, here is the probably with Braunwyn. This season we are to believe she is an alcoholic, and that she has never in her life been without a housekeeper. And doesn’t she also claim she has two nannies? Well, she just said she gets up every morning at six am and cleans all day until bed at 10pm because, she is OCD. There are cabinet doors open in this photo and an array of items laying around the countertops. She makes no sense.
I presume these people have all been tested since they are filming together. But still do they really need to be kissing each other and talking about how big the house is that they are quarantined in? Kelly is going to NYC to be with her man. You remember NYC, the hottest spot for Covid at the time? Kelly is also a Trumpster. She thinks the shutdown is ridiculous and that it is overblown. Elizabeth’s comments on social media are even worse. These people are just idiots and I am not transcribing all the crap coming out of their mouths.
Quarantine Makes These People Even Worse
It took me a minute to figure out why Shannon was crying about John and Joe not respecting the lockdown rules if they were going to stay at her house, while she was driving. But the car isn’t going anywhere so maybe she went to the driveway to cry/film. She’s also wearing a cap advertising a fitness center that is not Tamra’s. She’s also wearing a seat belt. So she must have been out of the house herself. Kelly is in NYC trying to figure out why there are no people on the streets. Emily and Shane are getting along well. Thanks Emily for reminding me I have a few oreos left. I needed these to get through this.
Gina and Shannon talk on Zoom. Gina is shocked that the day after Shannon called her crying about John leaving the house, John is back in the house. Shannon has lung issues and she needs to be super careful. I can’t imagine having Kelly Dodd for a mom. Every scene in this show is making my blood boil. The next thing you know they are al shopping without masks.
These Women Are Obsessed With Elizabeth
Shannon is now made at Gina because she is still friends with Tamra. This was discovered on social media the night before so Gina bailed on filming. Also, Shannon is jealous of Elizabeth. So she wants everyone else to be shun her too. Later, Braunwyn tells Emily on Skype that she saw Elizabeth’s house on VRBO and the last time it was rented out was three weeks ago. She doesn’t think Elizabeth has the money she claims to have. Is she saying she is renting the house she lives in on VRBO? IDGI. Wow Braunwyn has done a deep dive on Elizabeth and seems to know all her financials. Who does that?
Elizabeth is the designated party hostess for a trip to Lake Tahoe. Why do they need to go to a lake and hour and a half away when most of them live on THE OCEAN? Am I just in a bad mood or is this show putting me in a bad mood? Braunwyn and Shannon bad mouth Elizabeth, aka Shannon’s favorite past time. I think the Elizabeth’s divorce may be final. She seems to be ready to talk to everyone about it now. I wouldn’t even bother with these women if I were Elizabeth. At least Emily told Shannon that Braunwyn was digging into her personal finances and gossiping about it. I was hoping when I saw the clip of this scene I might find out why Elizabeth appears to be Skyping from her bathtub.
Oh Look! It Turns Out Covid Is Not A Hoax
After the break, we come back to the George Floyd protests. Again, I hate reliving this over and over. And I really need Braunwyn to shut her damn mouth about it.
Then we find out that Stella and Shannon are in Urgent Care getting tested. Stella tested positive. Shannon tested negative two or three times. It turns out Stella and Sophie snuck out to go to a party where no one was wearing masks. It looks like next week Shannon doesn’t have it yet.