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90 Day Fiance Recap: I Think You’re My Future Wife

December 8, 2020 by tamaratattles 27 Comments

90 Day FianceThis is a new season of 90 Day Fiance. It’s season eight and I don’t think I have seen all of the first seven seasons. Though it is a new season, we will see some familiar faces. And the season preview looks super dramatic! So let’s get right to this 90 Day Fiance recap.

They start us right off with a spoiler. I think that is Natalie who is sobbing about having to fly home in the coronavirus one day before her wedding. Apparently Mike did something horrible. Again. In fact it doesn’t look like any of these couples stand a chance.

Brandon & Julia

Brandon is a 27 year old pest control worked from Dinwidde, Virginia. He lives on a farm with his parents. They breed dogs. He expects to take over the family business. He is extremely close to his parents. Extremely. He’s a hard worker. He’s never had a girlfriend before. So he found himself a Russian bride. Julia is a go-go dancer and the titular comment is what Brandon said to Julia in a video chat six hours after meeting her. He proposed to her in Iceland and then they traveled to France so both parents could meet. Brandon paid for both of them. Now Julia is coming to Dinwiddle, Virginia to live on the farm with the parents. This has never going to happen written all over it.

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Julia is already asking him to buy her clothes and to move out of the farm quickly. Julia and Brandon’s mom, Betty already hate each other. It’s a week before Julia arrives. Oh Lord. Brandon’s parents are refusing to let them share a bedroom. That’s pretty ridiculous. Then Brandon’s mommy starts really overstepping her bounds. She wants to take Julia and have her put on birth control. That’s not the way it works. This guy is pushing 30 and is still treated like he is 15. Oh of course mommy and daddy are going to the airport with him to pick up Julia. On the way to the airport Betty gets a phone call from her doctor. She is setting up an appointment for Julia to get on birth control. Is Betty insane? She is more meddlesome than Debbie. Then we find out that Julia has a split personality and one personality is a bitch

90 Day Fiance RecapJovi & Yara

Jovi is 29 and lives in NOLA where he works in “underwater robotics.” He works on boats as an underwater diver for pipeline and stuff. He works for weeks on and four weeks off and travels to lots of different countries. Yara is 25 and from Ukraine. On one of his off months, Jovi went to meet Yara in Budapest. Jovi is beer and camouflage. Yara is fancy heels and expensive handbags. She a typical gold digger. He’s been to Ukraine multiple times since and taken her to the Dominican Republic and Bali. Yara got pregnant after six months. He took her to Cuba and proposed to her when they were scuba diving. Yara has her meal ticket and the green card will happen shortly.

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Or not. After they applied for the K-1 visa, Yara lost the baby. Allegedly. Jovi’s mom is shocked that Jovi isn’t marrying a nice southern girl. Mama also know the reputation of Ukrainian women and so does Jovi. Jovi will be working one month on, one month off during their 90 days so they will only have about 45 actual days together. This is already ridiculous.  Jovi doesn’t seem all that interested in getting married. Jovi’s friends don’t see this working out. Jovi is a party boy with tons of stripper friends. Nevertheless, Jovi follows Yara’s orders and goes to by her flowers before picking her up at the airport. It is his first time buying flowers.

Jovi seems happy to see Yara but Yara seems Ukrainian. I get it the flight was long. But she is already calling Jovi cheap. In her interviews she can’t name a single thing she loves about Jovi. She not even sure if she loves him at all. Yep! Ukrainian here to snatch a green card and run. I don’t think she even likes him.

Zied & Rebecca

Rebecca is 49 and lives in Woodstock, Georgia. She works at a fast food chicken shack. I need to go try out Joella’s chicken. Rebecca is addicted to tattoos. She is quickly running out of skin to add them. Her boyfriend is Zied. He is 27 years old and from Tunisia. Rebecca has been divorced three times. This is Rebecca’s second time bringing an Arab man who was half her age to the US. They have been on a previous season when she visited Tunisia. It didn’t go so well, but Zied proposed anyway.

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It seems like Rebecca’s lease is expiring so she was planning for them to move in with her daughter and future son-in-law. Zied doesn’t want to move in there. He wants their own place. He is not comfortable with there being another man in the house. Rebecca’s daughter is not happy that she is bringing a second very young Muslim over to Georgia. How can she afford 20-30K on the visa and not be able to rent her own apartment?

90 Day Fiance RecapMike & Natalie

Mike is 35 and from Sequim, Washington. This is another returning couple whose time on their first season was fraught with arguments. He lives in the country on 27 acres of land with his uncle, Beau. Natalie is another one from Ukraine. Mike is an atheist and this really bothers Natalie. He left Ukraine in a fight with Natalie and she gave back the ring. Also, Natalie claims that Mike cheated on her with one of his female “friends.” It seems they want to give it another shot. She got her K-1 visa. She is thrilled. Mike seems indifferent about it. Actually, he is beyond indifferent. He’s not excited about her coming at all. He refers to her coming as the “hail mary” of their relationship.

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Mike goes to get a haircut and talks his stylist about Natalie coming. She is way more excited than he is. Is it me or do Natalie and Mike not even like each other? They both seem miserable with each other. Did they just want another season? Right before she comes she tells Mike that is is not comfortable living in the house with uncle Beau. I thought before he lived in the barn or something on the property last season and not in the house. This seems produced. I can see how Natalie would not want to fly to another country and live with the crazy uncle.

Next time on 90 Day Fiance we meet three more couples including Tarik and Hazel. Hazel is from the Philippines and is bisexual and wants to add a female to the marriage. She was never able to express her sexuality in the Philippines. That should be interesting. This is a brand new season and choices are limited on Tuesday nights right now. So it’s a good place to start watching 90 Day Fiance with us!

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Filed Under: 90 Day Fiancé Tagged With: 90 Day Fiancé, Andrew & Amira, Brandon & Julia, Mike & Natalie, Ryan & Stephanie, Tarek & Hazel, Tarik & Hazel, Yara & Jovi, Zied & Rebecca

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  1. atdleft says

    December 8, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    Jeez, this already sounds awfully messy. I guess this should work for everyone missing “Big Ed”/Colt-style psychodrama.

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    • Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

      December 8, 2020 at 8:41 pm

      Seems like it’s time to wrap it up. I think wanna be actor’s are using this show as a way to get on television. Time wise they can pull it off until the interview, but few make it that far.
      The show is not what it used to be.

      Reply
  2. Cheryl B. (cherylannburke1) says

    December 8, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Rebecca said her last hubby was 20 years old? That is who she was still married to while getting engaged to Zied, and she also had a serious girlfriend I can’t remember if that was ever told to him.
    My biggest problem with this show is the amount of lies going in to the 90 days. Get them out there prior to being so selfish to have someone who you have supposedly spent hours and visits with. (Headshake!!)

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  3. Jenn says

    December 8, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    The chicken shack must pay hella good money to front end cashiers.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 9, 2020 at 12:15 am

      She’s the manager. But still. your point is valid.

      Reply
      • Bravo fan says

        December 9, 2020 at 7:13 am

        Wasn’t she a private investigator on her previous season?

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  4. Gigi says

    December 8, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    Well, I could write 5 paragraphs on this show but TT would block me forever so I’ll keep it much shorter…. I’ve watched this from Season 1. Honest to God, it’s like gapers delay after an accident. I can’t not watch. Brandon and his family? They need to be on I love a mama’s boy. That mom is bizarre and he needs to move out of that house. That girl? Jekyll and Hyde personality? This is going to be great. Wait till she gets a load of the parents. Jovi is a fuck boy and he this is never going to work, she wants a green card so she’ll do her time and then leave. His job sounds interesting tho. Natalie is a psycho. She reminds me of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. He did nothing wrong, she’s just a freak with those gigantic scary eyes like an alien. Bye girl. Don’t know about the others yet, but I love this show…. I never did on line dating so I cannot even imagine the freaks you run into…

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 9, 2020 at 12:53 am

      Write all you want! I am a latecomer to the show and don’t know all the back stories. I know Mike & Natalie and Zied & Rebecca I binged their seasons a few months ago.

      But what’s the deal with Hazel? Is she with the black guy at the airport in the blue suit? He seems into her from the previews. Does he know she is bi and wants a girlfriend and a husband?

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  5. BeeSmart says

    December 8, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Tarik & Hazel have been on before. It was a couple years ago on Before the 90 Days, I think.
    Tarik & his brother were on the original Pillow Talk episodes on TLC. Something weird went down with his brother and TLC pulled them from the show. Glad to see they put him on again.
    Natalie is scary, Mike seems like he does not want her to come there AT ALL!
    I’m happy for a new season but I still want my “The Other Way” Tell All

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    • Gigi says

      December 8, 2020 at 10:58 pm

      Me too! And why are Molly and Cynthia off Pillow Talk? I love them.

      Reply
  6. Karen says

    December 8, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    Sequim is very country, but since it’s not far from the Pacific ocean and had great views, tech millionaires have bought up lists of land for their vacation mansions. Miles land is worth more than it may seem.

    To me, if the Uncle was living there when they met, he stays. Mike’s made it clear he takes care of the guy, so why push him out?

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 9, 2020 at 12:45 am

      Yeah he has money. That is why Blondie is trying to make things work. But he also seems pretty arrogant and entitled.

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      • Karen says

        December 10, 2020 at 4:19 am

        Mild told Natalie when he visited her that he’s in debt after buying the property. I don’t think the Uncle is really related to him, but is close to his family, abd helps him witb the property for cheap, and in exchange for a home. He’s goofy and pretty cool.

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        • Karen says

          December 10, 2020 at 4:21 am

          I need to read before I post. I mean Mike.

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    • Melcle says

      December 9, 2020 at 8:15 am

      First, thanks TT for your always great recaps! So Uncle Beau was there before they met! Also, when Mike when to visit her, if I recall correctly, she lived with her mom so I’m not sure why this is so weird to her! Also, at the tell all on “Before the 90 Day”, she claimed Mike cheated on her w his friend because he was “man of honor” for his friend and at the bachelorette party he was going to stay at her house after (thinking her groom would be there as well). Groom left and he spent the night. This is a long time very good friend. I think Natalie overreacted but I also think she is batshit cray…… Please correct me if I’m wrong on this – I could be but I think I have it right. RUN MIKE!!!!

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      • Karen says

        December 10, 2020 at 4:16 am

        Natalie fell out of love withike when he told her he’s deep in debt. The supposed cheating only came up at the tell all
        She never mentioned it when he visited her.

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      • KaraW says

        December 11, 2020 at 12:02 am

        Melcle, that is how I remember the story as well, with Mike staying at the bride’s house before the wedding. It sounded perfectly innocent to me. It’s sad how many people want to be together and can’t, and then this couple gets the visa and doesn’t want to be together.

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  7. Trinity says

    December 9, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Jovi reminds me of Ducky from 16 candles

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 9, 2020 at 12:44 am

      YES! I thought he reminded me of someone. That’s it! Jovi makes a lot of money at his job. It’s dangerous! And it is also bad for the body to be SCUBA diving in deep waters while working for hours day after day. That’s the reason for the schedule.I heard his friend mention his black card.

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      • Jim says

        December 20, 2020 at 11:19 am

        It looks like he controlled a robot remotely from a desk.

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  8. Evangeline says

    December 9, 2020 at 3:31 am

    TT you got me hooked on these 90 day shows after reading your recaps. Will have to wait to watch this. Internet down atm!! Is there a 90 day fiancé the other way reunion?

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 9, 2020 at 3:45 am

      I think so yes, they call the reunions “tell alls” and they are usually REALLY good.

      Reply
      • ravynrobyn says

        December 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm

        From all that I’ve heard, TOW tell all won’t be on regular TLC channel. Instead it will be on the new DISCOVERY + streaming channel starting 1/4/21.

        $5/month with ads sa nd $7/month without.

        SUCKS ????

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 9, 2020 at 4:24 pm

          That is some bullshit right there. I hope NOBODY watches it on the streaming app.

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        • JustJenn says

          December 9, 2020 at 8:29 pm

          That’s crazy! I won’t pay to watch it…I already pay almost $200 a month for basic cable and internet. These services trying to charge an extra fee for shows that we grew to love on cable aren’t going to do well. I have Netflix for $10 bucks a month with a million shows and movies, plus Amazon Prime which is included with my membership and has a lot of content. I don’t see people paying extra to watch a reunion with mostly shitty couples.

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  9. LG says

    December 9, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    The initial few seasons had a mix of couples who actually knew one another (met while at school overseas, met while working overseas, etc.) and a couple online hookups. Now it seems to be all online hookups, and no “real” couples. I am a sucker for the happy story, and I wish they would feature more genuine couples who actually know each other and know that they want to get married before they start the 90 day clock running.

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  10. LisaLisa says

    December 9, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Brandon’s mama on the phone with the Gynecologist was hilarious. Parents should have let him off the farm for a little bit. Sheltered baby wants to get his freak on. Easy pickings for a pole dancer.

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