Y’all I’m not doing so great. I’m not feeling well. I am not eating enough, drinking too much. Drunk dialing people (apologies again). I’m just starting to let the cheese slide off my sandwich. I’m a homebody. This should not be so hard for me, but it is. I drink too much. I cry too much. And I am just over this whole thing. So it is hard for me to get to … function and keep recapping shows. I apologize for being late on this Below Deck recap. It is just the best I can do right now. I am also so very tired of all my daytime shows being interrupted by bullshit about the presidential elections. I’m exhausted. THE FUCKING ELECTION IS OVER. Sorry. It’s just non-stop here in Georgia. Every goddamn day.
Wakey Wakey, Sunshine
So let’s watch another stupid reality show. Sorry. I am trying to have a better attitude but some days, I just want to pull the covers over my head and say fuck it all. Everything happening in my life right now seems very complicated. And I am so over the horrible and very scary political ads in my state. It’s horrible. but don’t worry. We’ve got you. Perdue is terrifying. Trump’s blonde fuckbuddy that was given a senate seat. Everything is a giant mess here. Especially me.
Eddie finds Shane, aka Sunshine, sleeping on the job. This will not bode well. I love seeing Captain Lee and Mary Anne. I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine so I am going to share with you that Captain Lee and I are actually friends. And Mary Anne as well. I’ve been talking to Captain Lee since his very first season. And that is why I always hated Kate just a little bit because they were closer friends, and always will be than me. So there you have it. And no, we never talk about the show.
Tamara Spills A HUGE SECRET!
We became friends for other reasons. And over the years we have invested in each others charities and it has never been a blogger/reality show guy sort of thing. We are not besties, and we don’t email often. But we have each others back. And…. there may or may not be a few other famous people that I chat with. And yes, I do HATE BEYOND MEASURE that he an Mary Anne are friends with Patricia the carpet bagger. But I suspect she has been nice to me lately because of him. See? This is why I should not day drink! I tell you too many things! Captain Lee and I have a normal online friendship like I do with a lot of you. And all of you are welcome to email me. I was bit star struck all those years ago.
But now we are just normal friends. I don’t even know when he is filming. We have never talked even one time about the show. It’s always about a charity he is doing or real life things like that. We are not so much friends as people who support each others charities. He is always gracious in that regard and I have so much respect for him. Now he is famous and everyone says so many nice things about him. But I know him to be a very fine man that his father would have been so proud of. Fuck. See? This is why I try not to blog drunk.
Let’s Get On With The Show
Also, GO BUY HIS BOOK ON AMAZON! If you are looking for a present for a guy, this is it. It is Captain Lee being Captain Lee. It’s a book that men would like for the holidays. You know, it is a manly man book. So pick one up, And NOE! Captain Lee did not as me to say that or know that I am so shut your mouths. He doesn’t need to know about this posts. Okay moving on to this probably annoying as fuck episode.
These charter guests are actual adults. Everyone is happy. How can this be the time Captain Lee ends a charter early? I don’t even understand what his happening here. But basically Eddie wants to fire Sunshine. How am I only ten minutes into this show? I’m dying here. The guests seem nice. Or not. Fake crab? I’ve literally had 1 calls during this.I’m like SOFA KING OVER THIS. It’s really hard to live in Georgia Right now. It;’s just a LOT. It’s just so much pressure all the time..
And the they pull off a fancy lunch or do they?
I am sorry Iam unwell. I am not doing well at all