I’m not sure how it got to be Sunday. The last thing I remember it was ThursFriSaturdayish and I was watching a Lifetime Christmas movie. The next thing I knew Banjo is drinking BLEACH WATER from the toilet and it is Sunday night and Sumit is sobbing to his parents on my TV. Apologies. I’m not really awake for this recap. It’s pouring rain in Atlanta and everything lately just seems like one horrible, no good very bad day. 🙁
Jenny & Sumit
Okay let’s see where we are now. It should not be this hard to be in love. Also why is it so cold in this house? Jenny is over it. She can’t stand seeing Sumit being ripped apart from his family. Jenny is horrified by the whole situation. I still don’t understand why Sumit can’t just move to the US. But as I have learned from my own desires to expatriate, it is never that easy. This is just all so sad. Sumit tells his parents he is done with them and will not come back even if he doesn’t end up with Jenny he is sick and tired of being controlled by his parents. Good for you Sumit. Jenny tells Sumit’s mother that she is in love with him. She reminds his mother that she took her shopping and had clothes made for her. She liked her. And now this?
His mother threatens to commit suicide if he marries her. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do. But Sumit says he won’t marry her. Really Sumit? Put your big boy panties on. I just woke up to this after being in a deep coma. This is a lot. Sumit tells his mother that he won’t marry her, but she is not going home. He suggests a compromise. I wish he would just call her bluff on the suicide thing. But it looks like she wins. An that is very sad. This sucks.
Brittany & Yazan
Middle-eastern food is the best food in the world. I miss it so much. And Brittany is the worst person in the world. I love these little greetings that I understand in Arabic. Our favorite translator is back to mediate another conversation between Yazan and Brittany. How Brittany ever though she would fit in with the Arabic world with her thirst traps is beyond me. Yazan admits that his life is in danger for messing with her dumb ass. Basically, he is in danger of a mercy killing because Brittany is such a social media whore. His father wants an honor killing.This is not some exaggerated for TV shit. This is what happens in the Arab community.
I hate that Brittany has no idea about his culture. It’s annoying. Poor Azan. He still wants to marry her. I cannot tell you how much I hate this woman. Brittany suddenly decides to move Yazan to America. I really hate this person. I love Yazan and I hope he lets this person go and stops hooking up with American thrist traps. And finds a nice girl in Jordan.
Kenny & Armando
I really just hate Kenny at this point. Armando could do so much better. The Americans on this show are the worst versions of us. None of them have any respect for other cultures and just expect everything to be like America. It’s always about Kenny. But finally they are approved to get married. I want them to get married. But I want Kenny not to be such an ass. Hannah is the most wonderful person on this show. Will Kenny be my real dad? /SOBS
Kenny finds out They are getting married. They are getting married. YAY!
Bini & Ari
What this show is teaching me is that women are HORRIBLE. What festival is this? I can hardly wait until I stop drinking and crying and having to go vote against stupidity. I so want to get the fuck out of here. At least Ari is willing to dress appropriately to celebrate Timkat which is better than Brittany does. Brittany just wants to dress like a whore all the time in Yemen. Oh hell, he is going to propose to her. I thought that was already a thing. Of course he has the baby. And of course she is worried about the baby. Please. Ethiopian babies do this all the time and somehow manage to live. Shut up.
HA! Bini tells us that Ari is afraid of the “holy water” because it could cast out her demons. I agree she is awful. Ari is the worst person in the world. Literally. She has no respect for the father of her baby. What I have learned from this show is that women are horrible creatures and we should try to do better.
Deavan & Jihoon
I am starting to learn from this show that I am/was the asshole in my relationships. Because all these women are bitches. Deavan is getting married to Jihoon for like the millionth time. She has 84 kids with this guy and she just wants to wear a pretty dress. This show makes me hate women as a species. I guess it is because I’ve never cared about being married. And we have already done this once. I love Jihoon. lol He is having fun with this fake wedding. Jihoon deserves better. So much better. I think Deavan has gotten married again and will probably get married a million more times. I hate her. She it trying to have all the weddings. They are all fake to her.
Oh look she is dealing with the Corona virus and sudden she ends up with another man . It’s some Korean guy. Obviously she has a type, And I get Jihoon is a boy and not a man but still…. And she is so quiet in Korea and she comes home and leaves the father of her babies. Deavan decides to leave Jihoonin the pandemic. And she ends up with another man. Who is korean.