Remember Vanderpump Rules? Well the women seem to be following through on their pregnancy pact. And four of them are knocked up at once. With at least one other trying to get in on the baby boom.
Stassi Schroeder is due in January of 2021. It’s a girl. Stassi got married on September 20, 2020 with little fanfare. They hope to eventually have the dream wedding in Italy they had planned in October of 2021. I suspect once the reality of having an infant hits them, they won’t want to have a big wedding five months later. When Stassi got fired from Vanderpump Rules for racism, she went silent on social media for quite some time. So there were no updates on her early pregnancy. Stassi and Beau seem very happy together. At least on Instagram.
Lala Kent is due in April of 2021. It’s a girl. Their gender reveal was even more ridiculous than most. They had a parachuter land with a pink parachute to announce the baby girl. Her IG shows that she has been very busy relaunching her makeup line. And, she introduced a new line of sweat suits called, That Was So Trashy, that she announced just yesterday. It seems she had just found out she was pregnant back when she had that huge fight with Randall.
But Wait! There’s More!
Brittany Cartwright-Cauchi is also due in April 2021. It’s a boy. Some sites claim that Brittany is further along than they say because she is showing more than Lala and Scheana. This is very upsetting to Brittany and makes her self-conscious. In addition, Brittany has had really bad morning sickness throughout the first two trimesters of her pregnancy. On top of that, she has had to return to Kentucky during her pregnancy (and the pandemic) to care for her mother who has been seriously ill but appears to be recovering. Jax seems happy to be a dad. He is not friends with Sandoval anymore.
Scheana Shay is also due in April of 2021. It’s a girl. Sadly, she had a miscarriage previously, so she is very excited for her “rainbow baby.” She has been with her boyfriend, Brock Davies for just over a year. He’s hot and a former rugby player.
Other Pump Rules Gals Are Not Pregnant…YET
Despite rumors to the contrary, Kristen Doute is not pregnant…yet. But she does seem to be trying to make people thinks she is while at the same time denying it. I suspect she just wants attention. Ariana Madix did an IG pic cradling her naked belly recently leading to speculation that she was pregnant. I’m pretty sure she has stated she does not want to have children. Or maybe that was just marriage. But eithr way, she is also not pregnant.
Vanderpump Rules has been shelved for quite some time. It’s hard to have a show about bars and restaurants when they are all closed due to COVID. As Tamara Tattles recently EXCLUSIVELY reported Villa Blanca has been permanently shuttered. In addition, the landlord is suing LVP and Todd via their LLC for failure to pay rent.
Is A Vanderpump Rules Spinoff In Our Future?
Jax is pushing for a Vanderpump Rules spinoff with the four pregnant couples. I’d probably watch that to be honest. Don’t judge. He admits it is ridiculous for them to keep pretending they work at SUR. Jax is not on speaking terms really with Sandoval. But he has mentioned he is still friends with Scheana (likely because he wants her to be part of the spinoff). Scheana currently lives in San Diego with her man so not sure how that would work.
Swartz and Katie are “trying to get pregnant.” But I am not sure they know how baby making works. Seriously, this is the most asexual couple on Bravo.
What do you think of all of these pregnancies?
Actually, you and Jax (??!!) make sense with the idea of a family-themed VPR spinoff. How much longer do we have to watch LVP talk about her “kids” when these “kids” are mostly in their 30’s (with Jax now hitting 40)? Even when we look beyond the multiple pregnancies, these people need to grow the fuck up, and many of us who got hooked on the show back in 2013 have matured since then.
I mean I’d give it a shot. We are sort of invested in these morons. It might be nice to see them grow up… But I don’t that will happen…the growing up part… but babies do tend to change people… I’d need Sandoval and Ariana though….with or without babies.
I would watch. I can’t imagine Scheana being a mother. She’s so narcissistic, I already feel sorry for that little girl.
If you’d watch her YouTube you’d see she isn’t a narcissist. She will be a good mother I watch her a YouTube and her vlogs.
I agree and her youtube is why I changed my opinion of her!
Me too!!
I’d like to see the grown up version. Watch them trying to raise children. Things have changed too much since the show started, and they really don’t need LVP to be their fake boss & mentor.
More than ANYONE, I want Tom and Ariana. Kristen next. And James Kennedy and Raquel. I guess NONE of the pregnant moms make my A Team!
No Charlie. And both those new girls with blonde hair are awful. I won’t miss either one of those guys. Whatever their names were? One was an arrogant POS and the other one just looked dirty. And that hair was awful!
Sandy and Ariana will be needed for the spin-off! 1. bc we need another perspective. They are all peers and having the non-married & kid-free couple will give us a different b plot lol and 2. Bc it will PISS Jax off so bad haha!!
Who’s Sandy? (Fire JaxAss)
I think there was a Lifetime movie called The Pregnancy Pact about a real life group of high school girls who all got pregnant around the same time. Seems these women have followed suit.
Not that I wouldn’t watch the spin off show (I’m just a reality tv junkie) but I think they should all stay off of television and just fade away.
You’re right about Ariana she said she never wanted to have children or get married.
Yes! I saw that movie and thought of it as soon as I read that several cast members are pregnant. A “pregnancy pact” seems so childish to me. Especially for people in their 30s and 40s. I can understand thinking it would be cool for your kids to grow up with your friends’ kids, but I think this self-absorbed group only wanted to do it because several simultaneous pregnancies gets more attention.
Weren’t the girls in the movie in high school? This was their big plan? Let’s all get pregnant and Bravo will give us a show and we can all be together and keep getting those big, high dollar Bravo checks? I won’t watch and is Kristen pregnant or still trying to hawk those T-shirts?
Do we think any of these people will be capable parents? I think Brittany, Beau and Sheana will, but guess what? They are not in a relationship with one another! Unfortunately Brittany and Beau’s partners parenting skills are questionable. And Sheana’s bf hasn’t really been on the show, so we have no real no clue what his personality is like in general. Praying for healthy babies and for people to be decent parents! Lmao
Shittier people have had babies… sometimes SHITTY skips a generation. lol.
Jax is having a boy and I’m afraid for the poor kid. He seems the type to tell a 2 year old to stop crying and man up.
I thought that also. Let’s just hope she really loves that baby and won’t let him do that. The first time he does, she needs to put a stop to it. Not coddling and kindness…An up in his face. I can already hear him saying that she’s giving the baby to much attention. Like that horrible Michael Darby!
VanderBump Rules or Vanderpump Drools…both have a nice ring to them?
Holy shit. VanderBump Rules is PERFECT! I wish I would have thought of that. I should go add the hashtag!
You should definitely add it!
Those would bith be ideal for a spoof podcast or Instagram accounts — a la the hysterical Donn Gunvalson…
VanderBump Rules! Oh, I would so watch this. If Tom and Ariana were the godparents.
I would have thought this to be a no brainer. But if they were going to do that, they would really want Brittany. And as of right now none of them have contracts for long. They’ve all been told to be patient and hang on while the network tries to reconfigure the show “for a modern audience” while at the same time not picking up their options.
It’s all a big shit show. Bravo doesn’t want to admit that the show as they know it is over because they don’t want the show to be over. Evolution wants a whole new cast of age appropriate people. Bravo doesn’t know what to do with the old people. Jax has already requested that they drop his non-compete… It just wasn’t very well thought out by anyone.
One conference call with LVP a week and a half ago wasn’t really anywhere near enough brainstorming. Still don’t know what LVP will come up with to pitch.
I’m sure Stassi and LaLa were pissed when they found out Scheena was pregnant too.
Probably. But nothing stands between Stassi and a paycheck. She’s hired the best reputation fixer in the business… and even then she fucked up her Tamron Hall Interview. I’m not on the whole CANCEL bus with any of these fools. They went from nobodies to famous with no help to navigate it. Not forgiving the racism, but if she had someone counseling her and pointing out her racism she might have pivoted…MAYBE.
That said she still does not seem to get it.
We just watched the Amazing Race season with Stassi & her family. Her father was a piece of work. I definitely understood how she ended up with way she is. She, of course, is responsible for her words and actions now, I was wondering if the cute little brother has a different father. He seems like a reasonable kid.
As I recall from the couple of episodes her mother was on, she was a nightmare too. I remember her saying that Stassi was “down here” while Beau was “up here,” really putting Stassi down in front of a rather new boyfriend. Not that she wasn’t right, but who does that to their kid if they’re a loving parent?
Stassi’s mom is tied with Braunwyn’s mom, Dr. Deb, and Candiace’s purse-slinging mother for worst mom ever.
The time when Stassi’s mom kept saying Kristen was a real woman and Stassi should be more like her ,.. that was BAD. Especially knowing about the Kristen and Jax hookup. I am glad for that because it freed Tom up for Ariana.
Tinsley’s mother, Dale, has had some pretty bad moments too, but she also has had some good ones.
That is so true! What the hell fell out of Dr. Deb’s hair? Metal? I was like Kelly…Does she shampoo it?
I’d watch because why not. Sadly, I think the only GOOD parents would be sandoval and arienna but they aren’t pregnant but they’d make the most sane parents. Jax will start cheating again, Stassi has a lot of mommy and daddy issues, Scheana only seems to care about herself and Lala is… well, just Lala so I think Randall will start cheating on her like he did his last wife, who BTW looks a lot like Lala, after she had her kids. Oh well, I’d still watch. But I like Vanderbump Drools.
I would love a show about their current situation, especially when they are all breast feeding, crying, exhausted, up all night, sore, dealing with colic, post-partum, the hiring of the nannies…..oh now I am getting excited, they need to get this started soon, the first baby is coming in less that two months!
Well so far, only Jax is advocating for it. I’ll check with my sources.
UGH! Not me!!!
I can see it now! Stassi screaming at Beau to go tend to the crying kid bc she’s too tired! LoL That’s not going to last long. She’s a Diva and will demand a Nanny! For crying out loud,try having 2 kids only 14 months apart and living Overseas! I had no family only my husband. It was hard but we managed. They are now 2 grown beautiful women, if I do say so myself. I see some of these Mom’s drown with just one child and I don’t get it. Any who just out of curiosity I might watch also. I wish them well! Peace!
I get why some people have just one kid. Totally…
But, I have two friends — we’ve been friends since the 1960s — who were born to parents in their 40s. Back then, that was ANCIENT to be having a child. They are both became only children, because both lost older brothers — one to childbirth, one at age 5.
Because their parents were oldish, they lost both years ago. Neither have any close relatives. They have fallen out after spending every childhood together for their first 45 years. It’s not just the holidays — both have friends to hang with — but growing up without a sib … I was VERY ENVIOUS of their wardrobes and travel ops when I was younger. But, even as an asshole teenager, I knew I would not replace that for my brother and sister. Ever. (But I could do without my brother’s wife, The Succubus.)
My one good brother married the Succubus too. It’s been downhill ever after. They are divorced now, apparently she ran away with a girlfriend who was also her patient as a therapist.. He went from BEST BROTHER EVER as a child to judgemental asshole who could care less despite his fake… reaching out. NOPE. If I need someone to point out all my faults, I have the Internet for that.
Same here- two boys, 15 months apart, no help. Sure makes you grow the f up, quick. Even now (32 years later), when I want to give in to the “black dog” so to speak and wallow in self pity/indulgence, I mentally go back to those years and snap out that shit real quick?. Hope Stassi’s got it in her to deal with even one, but I doubt it.
Hell to the No!!! I won’t watch it.
I will probably watch it if it gets made but I have a hard time believing it could sustain anything approaching entertaining. I mean how many times before people get bored sensless switching between crying babies or them bitching about how hard it all is before you tune them out completely. If it gets made I doubt it makes it beyond a year.
My source says there are not plans at this time… But I am pushing for it. We need this.
You’ve made that point, several times over
Pregnancy pact easy. The getting pregnant part not necessarily so easy…
I DON’T want to see Stassi on any television show.
I first watched Pump because if the restaurant angle. As a restaurant worker for many years, I know how crazy and fun and dramatic and thankless the industry can be. So many truly crazy experiences — stranger than fiction…
After the first couple of seasons, the only restaurant stuff seemed like Vanderpump promos.
I think a show with BOTH SIDES — the child-free and the new parents juxtaposited would be good. But not just showing 40-year-olds partying. I would rather see Tom and Ariana working on their projects or their home. (BTW: The home without furniture — it was WORTH THE WAIT — their home furnishings are gorgeous. Take THAT boring box dwellers!) They are working with some container gardening people now.
Does Katie think there will be a second Immaculate Conception? Schwartzie says they are having sex … but … ?
I’m not sure Katie has ever had sex with anyone. I don’t blame Schwartz for running down the beach and looking for some WAP in Mexico or wherever they were. Maybe he will knock someone else up.
This was my favorite comment ever Tamara! Thanks for the much needed laugh today.
Two catty observations (forgive me):
Brittany has not got the pregnancy-chic look down at all. What’s with the square-dancing dresses (love square dancing, but there’s a time and a place!)
I *think* I spy a Stich Fix box in the background of Lala’s photo (trying not to Lala herself). Quelle haute couture, LOL!
Oops, meant to say I’m trying not to look at Lala herself in that photo!
She does wear alot of big sleeves with ruffles, which is not something I like ever. If that what she feels comfortable in though, then whatever, her smile is really her best accessory. I had both of my kids in late fall/early winter, so I lived in maternity leggings, big shirts, and boots.
After having my first at the end of August in a heatwave, I swore I’d never have another end of summer child. My second was born on 9/11. Once again I did this in a heatwave!! Someone mentioned in the comments about a Stitch Fix box in Lala’s closet. I didn’t notice that but what I did observe were her stretch marks on her boobs. I thought I had a smudge on my screen! Is it my vision? Does anyone else see them?
I won’t watch stassi or Kristen until they demonstrate that they really truly deeply get it. And this show would have to be self reflexive like include production and be fully transparent about the fact that they make their money being on reality tv.
Y’all act like Stassi and Kristen are the only racists on Bravo. Have you watched RHONY? Or RHOC where Kelly said on TMZ before she ever did her first episode that she doesn’t like black guys and doesn’t know any and then married the Fox News guy? I’m just saying there are plenty of racists in the world and who knows, mayb having babies will change their hearts. And even if it doesn’t I want to see Jax change a diaper and these fools try to navigate the world as adults. YMMV but it is so much better than pretending that they work at SUR.
Kelly Dodd made it clear she was a racist before she even came on the show!
https://tamaratattles.com/2016/04/01/meet-new-orange-county-housewife-kelly-meza-dodd-well-at-least-she-was-a-housewife/
I expected her to be fired right there . And yet here we are.