Y’all, I don’t even know what to call this post. First of all, Teresa Giudice has a new boyfriend Luis “Louie” Ruelas. She managed to meet him during the pandemic sometime this fall. All I know about him is he is divorced with two kids and lives in New Jersey. I don’t think that the divorce is even finalized yet due to the pandemic, but you go, Teresa. Do you.
But, it seems that Teresa Giudice has plenty of time to do Cameos. I just checked and her prices start at $75. This one is only one minute long so I presume that is why. I guess she charges by the minute? Anyway, this cameo was not for a birthday gift, or an anniversary or something like that. Allegedly, (because I have a hard time believing this request was anything but a joke) someone asked Teresa to make a Cameo for her friend who needed advice.
The friend is supposedly engaged. However, that didn’t stop her from having sex with her fiance’s brother who has chlamydia. So “her friend” decided to go to Teresa Giudice, Sexually Transmitted Disease Expert. Because, of course.
Check out Teresa’s face and explain to me what is happening here. When I went to check her Cameo rates, I notices that her face seems to be melting off the bones in every single one. Please check out the video below and tell me your thoughts in comments.
Is her face in the morphing transition stage? Kim Zolziak thinks her lips look good. Page Six did Dorit’s face through the years. I think she is in her final stages of morphing into a Kardashian. She needs a bigger butt though. Some people even commented that she looked like Klohe.
She looked so weird! But I was inpressed that she pronounced chlamydia correctly and her advice was good.
Oh my!
She looks like Danielle now! All that plastic surgery and she can’t laser that hairline a little?
Her eyes are disappearing, she looks swollen and she can’t even pucker up her lips. Wow! I’ll age .. gracefully or at a rapid pace. At least I’ll be somewhat recognizable. Yikes! I was also impressed with her pronunciation and the chick who received that cameo needs better friends.
Where do I start. She is medicated looking. I’m not saying she is. But she seems extra drowsy here. Also there is something known as filler face.
She may be trying to look like “A Kardashian” (they didn’t even look like that, they have had more surgery than Joan Rivers and at least she did it right) but she had enough surgery 14 surgeries ago.
She needed to stop somewhere between THIS:
https://tamaratattles.com/2012/09/09/teresa-giudice-without-make-up-and-hair/
and Whatever is happening now. And why is the cameo so blurry?
Wow, she looks so you d and pretty in that picture with Jacqueline! IMO plastic surgery makes you look older when too much is done. Even Kylie Jenner looks like she’s in her 30’s. I’ve noticed that when you start messing with the lips or using fillers you end up just making your face look “off” and puffy. Stick to the botox (in moderation) and allow yourself to show some age.
💯 fillers.
As a woman in her 50’s, and for 4 years have done Dysport every 9 months.
It’s preventative, at least I’ve convinced myself as such – thankfully great genes/skin care whore.
Have watched friends get fillers over the years & none look like themselves anymore. It’s the shine of their skin, watching this video – she also maybe had a chin implant.
Her face shape is totally different.
Too much time on my hands …lol
What is Dysport? Also in my 50s and am done DONE I TELL YOU with me, so who gives a fuck. lol.
Dysport is a Botox alternative.
I hate, HATE makeup – cherry chapstick & bronzer is my only go to.
I’ve always done the natural thing & Dysport keeps it fresh without looking like a blowfish. I’ll give up a lot, but every 9-10 months I’m getting squirted:)
Do tell! Why do you prefer it to Botox?
Did Botox once, my face felt frozen, and I did the minimum dose.
Dysport is what works for me – zero downside, costs a bit more but lasts longer.
I’m not looking to change my face, just keep that bitch Mother Nature off my ass for a bit.
Stupid is what stupid does. First off let’s just address the elephant in the room. T is a complete idiot. Who would ever in their right mind ask her for advice? She is maybe one point shy of an iQ considered mentally challenged…maybe…and the money she has managed to evade paying the government for ill begotten wages and stolen funds and bad tax reports? … bravo and its felons, ugh
Way way way too much filler! Way to much. I have done botox in the past but not filler. Filler scares me. It’s what makes these women look like they are having an allergic reaction. They look insane.
Yes! I do Botox in moderation but stay away from fillers as I feel it distorts the face. I wish I had fuller lips but I also leave those alone because changing lips also throws everything off.
I’m with you!
Can’t with fillers, I thank Bravo housewives for my reluctance.
Hi TT, this post is a doozy. It looks like she’s had way too much filler and botox and whatever else is new on the market but what’s with those GIGANTIC lips. Plus, it looks like she’s had some face bleaching or something. Her kids have had stuff done now too. And she does seem “off” like medicated or something. Anyhooooooo…… who on God’s green earth would take any advice from her?
Can we really blame these celebrities for changing their faces? The comments on social media from strangers do get to them. It must be so hard constantly reading about how ugly you are, some people are vicious. Tre and the other HWs that have morphed faces are not alone, the saddest thing is what Madonna has done to her face.
I don’t get the whole taking things personally to the point of buying a new face. I get a billion mean comments a day here (they are all in the WLS during a pandemic, with a Windex shortage) and I have no qualms about me.
Oh I can totally understand how it could happen. Back when I was a teenager some guy kept commenting on my Twitter about my teeth (I used to have a gap) and it gave me such a hang up, I eventually got veneers. So I can totally imagine a 1000 of those guys commenting on my looks and if I had the funds. Maybe I’m just wired that way as a i suffered from eating disorders as well. Everyone’s wired differently. If you can hack people making fun of you then that’s great but I can totally understand those that can’t.
Jesus people! Grow a thicker skin!
Well good look to you and your thick skin. It’ll take you far in life, for sure.
Chelle, what I am trying to say is “It gets better.” I imagine I am very farther along in life than you are. We all love you here. But what I want for you is to love yourself like we do. You are perfect just the way you are. You don’t have to be a supermodel or buy tits, or change your face. God made you, you. And you are perfect. And idiots online or IRL or whatever who tell you otherwise are idiots. You don’t need “thick skin” you need a bit more of self love. You know, like all of us love you here. Believe in yourself. BELIEVE that God created you in his perfection. He made you just the way he wanted. Now stop making me get all religious and shit. Someone close to me was surprised that I pray. I don’t put all of that on blast. God knows, and I know and I don’t have to wave that flag for attention. It only serves to get me called out when I come for God’s asshole children. lol.
I have no idea how old you are, but what I do know, is as I got older, I was grateful for the body I was given. And I am not the prettiest person you would meet. In fact I am very good at blending into the crowd as unnoticable. But sometimes, back when I could travel, hot young men gave up their seat for me on the bus or the train. And I get a lot of respect. At some point in your life, being a bit older helps. And people show you the respect that you SO VERY FUCKING MUCH deserve. So hang in there girl. You are beautiful. HOLD YOUR HEAD UP and CLAIM THAT.Don’t let anyone tell you anything else.
With much love,
Auntie TT.
I do get it, Chelle. At some point you get older and just don’t give a fuck. Also, there are great parts to not having a man. Like just letting it all hang out for once and not feeling like you have to impress anyone. I’m good. You’re good. So it all works out.
@TT, you’re in your 50’s? I would have never guessed, I thought you were around 35-40, this is inspiring. You have traveled the world, have your own blog, great job lady! I don’t know a lot about surgery, Botox and fillers. I live in the woods in NC and pushing 60, I will never understand why Teresa and others feel getting all these surgeries and injections improve their looks, it makes them look worst in the long run. I wish her the best. She really look bad.
Yes, I was more than a little bit in the cups when I let that little factoid slip. lol. But I do tell people in emails that I am just a fat old lady sitting on the couch in the ghetto shack. This is probably as disappointing as the end of The Wizard of Oz. 🙂
Proud of you, keep up the great work!
The moment you said you were in your cups – you gave up your age….lol
I have zero issues being a woman in her 50’s, since on the tiny size 5ft 95lbs – shit shifts.
Come from a large family 5 aunts who are ‘fluffy’ tell me – being so small age shows up faster. Fact!
I’d never have vanity take over changing – those years, those life experiences,…to be unrecognizable. Women, should learn with grace as we age – yes, do what works for you…but fame & fake fortune is not the answer.
In my cups – wine, xo
Whoa. That’s some look, I guess $75 is a good deal. There’s an actress getting $375.
oh my.
This is probably do to some disfiguring video filter that public personalities are addicted to for some unexplained reason. Check out Khloe K’s People’s Choice Award video. These people need an intervention!
I thought it was Danielle!
Wow – her mouth is way too wide and those eyelashes aren’t doing her any favors at all! She definitely should have stopped sooner. Although I imagine one bad result leads to another bad result, which keeps Terry and Paul in business on Botched.
Tre is starting to look like Homer Simpson 😮 Her face was always fine before she started messing with it. All their faces were, Teresa has gone too far with the lips, the constant licking of them is annoying, mostly all housewives do that licking the lips constantly.
Some might find this interesting, but I reached out to Teresa’s people to see what the rate was for a Instagram story product shoutout without Teresa in it herself. A simple “Swipe up to buy this” post was $2,500.
huh?
You can pay to have your product promoted on most housewives social media account since they a large following. Teresa charges $2,500 for a promotion/shout out post that only stays up for 24 hours then disappears.
That’s what I was thinking 😂😂
Shouldn’t she be paying some of the people she owes, rather than spending the money on her face?……Just saying……