I’m not even sure want to do a RHOC recap tonight. And it is not just because I’ve been up for 40 something hours straight. I don’t give a flying fuck about Braunwyn’s vow renewal. I was talking to source today and they said that Bravo is SO OVER this season just like we are. Things are now problematic for Evolution, the production company, because their only other gig is Vanderpump Rules and it is on the shelf for now. Bravo hasn’t decided what to do with it. So, to recap, This show has a limited number of episodes and Vanderpump Rules is still up in the air. So, Evolution is hurting for money, allegedly.
I’m too brain dead to do this tonight. Hopefully, I’ll be up early tomorrow if I just go to bed now. Oh, and by the way, my exclusive source says they are looking at Tamra and Heather for next season. No word on Vicki yet…Thoughts?
Same Old Same Old
Okay, I am up and at them in the morning! Maybe I will be able to stay on a schedule! Ugh. Do I really need to see Rick and Kelly in the bed? Kelly seems to really want us to know she is getting her vitamin D. Gina and Emily work out with a trainer and then they Gina’s struggle regarding testifying against her ex. She doesn’t want her kids to have a felon father. Emily agrees to go to court with her.
Did you guys know that Braunwyn is an alcoholic? Oh and Shannon called Gina’s new condo small and sad. This is apparently the entire plan for this season. We’re just going to talk about this. Oh and Braunwyn’s second vow renewal. And her mommy issues.
Gina, Shannon and Elizabeth all go out to dinner with there men on a triple date. Shannon has bought out Trader Joes. I get it. I spent the last five days willing myself for one more trip to Publix and finally made it yesterday. Did you know that TOILET PAPER COSTS anywhere from $16 -$24? And that is for midrange toilet paper. The stores are price gauging toilet paper. Shannon is stocking up on Corona virus stuff. Which is smart because her whole house is about to get it. She bought a bunch of frozen food. Doesn’t she sell frozen food? No one is wearing a mask. Why is Shannon sharing what Braunwyn shared at the AA meeting?
Shannon is not feeling any more positively about Braunwyn or her vow renewal than she was before Gina plead Braunwyn’s case for her. Gina mentions that Braunwyn’s trigger is tequila so there will be no tequila there. Shannon is going because it is an all cast. She tells us in her talking head that she will be drinking at the vow renewal. She’ll be on a mini vacation to the desert. It’s what she doe. She orders another drink at the restaurant.
Kelly claims her water brand is very successful. Her Expo was cancelled due to Corona virus. Kelly is pissed that Shannon is going to start her own line of water. Yet she doesn’t seem to know anything about her own brand.
Meanwhile, Braunwyn talks with her mother prior to the vow renewal ceremony. Her mom is wearing a Be Kind necklace among her many accessories. But she is nothing but mean to Braunwyn.
It’s Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
You would think you could have a vow renewal in a California desert without worrying about the weather. But the day of the vow renewal it is raining. At least in the OC. It is weird seeing Shane and Kelly joking around with each other. When did they make up? On the van ride to the renewal Shannon says she has not met David’s fiancé. And David rarely returns her texts about the girls. Kelly fines out there is no tequila at the vow renewal. Kelly wants to go to a liquor store so they do. They buy a ton of booze including tequila. This should go well.
The girls arrive and Gina and Braunwyn makes plans to hit an AA meeting. Everyone is staying at The Parker which is evidently a really nice hotel. Emily, Shane and Gina have room service together. Elizabeth wants to freeze her eggs and do IVF. But her boyfriend is not interested in having kids. Or apparently even having sex. Weird.
The Vow Renewal
Everyone is late to the ceremony. There are a ton of people there. Like a lot of people. No masks. Kelly confronts Shannon about her water that she is adding to her brand. She says it’s not water. It’s a tincture. Of course Kelly has no clue what that is.Shannon rants to her new man about this for quite a while. To make things even weirder, a drag queen is officiating the ceremony. First she introduces Braunwyn’s family. The drag queen starts my talking about having more cocktails. Braunwyn gave her husband one of those weird statement necklaces he likes. He gives her a ring.
The kids give weird and inappropriate statements. This whole family is weird. Next week the tequila comes out.