I haven’t been recapping Love After Lockup , this season, but it has been “interesting” and a few of you have commented about it in Open Forums so I’m going to hit the highlights of the season while watching the season finale. At least I THINK it is the finale. I don’t have any photos so I went to look for some and can’t really find any. Also, there seems to be two episodes at least coming up. Maybe Life After Lock Up?
Kristianna & John
I actually think these two might have a sliver of a chance. But, she needs to get some rehab and stop running away from the halfway house. Kristianna gets up ready to go to the halfway house. John and her sister take her to turn herself in. Kristianna got 11 months in prison. John is planning the next ceremony for her release.
Destine & Shawn
How is it that the idiots on Love After Lockup dating inmates always have a much better choice in a no convict partner right in their hometown? Shawn should grow a brain and get with Kelly before Destine takes him for every time he has. He has eleventy billion kids with her already! He can’t afford this felon. Shawn not sticking up for his the mother of all those kids is not cool. He’s choosing a bitch who is going right back to prison over his family. Even then, Destine can’t stop screaming at him. Then she says she has integrity. I doubt she can even spell integrity. Oh crap, the bitch is pregnant. Shawn has some hella good swimmers. She’s gonna have a baby chained to a bed. Destine is free and continues to gamble with Shawn’s money. Shawn continues to talk to Kelly.
Quaylon & Shavel
Quaylon never had any intention of staying with Shavel and being a responsible co-parent. He was always planning to run home to mama. Shavel got played. Quaylon was in jail for 12 years? WTF did he do? I forgot. Shavel is giving him an ultimatum to propose and marry her or she’s done. Shavel’s mom knows a young man who just spent twelve years in jail is going to sample all the goodies he can. Shockingly, Quaylon does return to Shavel in Kansas City. He says he is not ready to give her a ring yet. He thinks they need more time in the real world. Qualon stayed in Kansas City. He has not proposed.
Lindsey & Scott
Scott was a fool to move away from his home state and his job to live in Mississippi or wherever they are. She’s totally using him. And she has a girlfriend named Tara Belle who she met before jail and has been with for six years. Apparently, she was her in jail girlfriend too. Lindsey says she plans to keep a relationship with both of them. I don’t see that happening. Miley finally moves in. Scott promises Lindsey a fancy car. I don’t seem any Love After Lockup here. Their final roundup statement was Lindsey still keeps her skeletons in her closest; but Scott has his suspicions. I think they are on Life After Lockup.
Maurice & Jessica
These two are getting married again. The first time was in prison. This time with her family. Unfortunately, Maurice ran out of gas. It’s ten minutes before the wedding. Maurice is not even dressed. But eventually they have a beautiful wedding. They may have a shot. Maurice seems to want a family. They had their first baby, a boy. Maurice is working and paid Jessica’s dad back for the ring.
Dylan & Heather
Heather is going to get Dylan’s ass thrown right back in jail because of HER dangerous behavior. She’s a nutbar and he sees pretty genuine. Oh! Dylan has a really good job two months later and a really nice apartment. They have broken up. He’s living on his own and living the high life. Heather thinks that Dylan did her wrong. Girl, Please.
Life After Lockup will feature: Andrea & Lamar, Marcelino & Brittany, Shavel & Qualon, Scott & Lindsey, Lacey & Shane, And Sarah & Michael?? Are those two together? It’s certainly and interesting crew. It looks like Destine took all of her stuff (and probably Shawn’s money) and bailed on production. Oh holy shit. He never got his $50K from the last bond because they set a new court date. She has disappeared two days before the court date. He is going to lose that $50K. Oh wait this was before he found out she was pregnant. And they already showed us scenes of her cooking in the kitchen with Shawn, pregnant.
Malcolm has moved in with Sarah and the kids. Michael and Sarah have not worked out custody. It looks like Michael and Sarah get back together again. And Michael cheats, AGAIN. Hell that last part I have no idea what happened. Whose house burned down?