This is literally the worst show on all of television and yet, it generates the most conversation in the RHOC Recap comments about how much we hate it. Funny how that works. So, yay! Who is ready to watch Braunwyn white knuckle her way through sobriety for another hour? I’m already exhausted. I picked a terrible day to get up at a reasonable hour. Three recaps back to back is hell.
Okay! Let’s do this. Why do we need to see someone emptying the litter box into a Louis Vuitton bag? Gag. Is it normal for people to ask friends to come to AA meetings with them? Once again Gina and Emily are talking about Braunwyn and her sobriety issues. Gina has her own problems to deal with and Braunwyn is not on the top of her list. Meanwhile, Braunwyn’s child, Jacob, is being fitted by a glam squad for drag.
Gina’s Legal Troubles
Oh apparently Gina had to go to AA as part of her DUI. Also, Matt’s domestic violence case is heading back to court. It seems like she has completed everything for her DUI. Even though she had two more traffic violations right after her DUI. Matt’s violent attack was horrific. And she is co-parenting with Matt and she doesn’t want to give a victim statement. Gina’s head seems… fat. She just seems a lot larger than usual.
Shannon’s daughter Sophie is going to Baylor. That is going to be a very rude awakening for her. Braunwyn is shopping with Kelly for a wedding dress. Although, it doesn’t seem to be for Kelly. It’s for Braunwyn. Kelly tries some on too and she hates them all. Hers and Braunwyn’s. Why the hell are we talking about a woman’s addictions who is not even on the show? Complete with blurred out photos. Why?
Who Is The Fairest Of Them All?
Next, it seems that Elizabeth and Shannon are both going to try to one up each other. Elizabeth had Gina and Shannon over for lunch on the porch. And for some reason she kept the grocery store price tags and stuck them on the bowls. It’s all weird hippie dippie green stuff. And they talk about Braunwyn’s sobriety. /bangshead. Nobody wants to go to Braunwyn’s vow renewal. Gina is very upset about the domestic violence stuff. She’s clearly not dealt with that yet. I am not going to acknowledge any more discussion about Braunwyn in this post.
Shannon and Elizabeth go shopping for Ferraris. Gina’s talking heads are like a completely different person. Oh Lizzie is friends with Emily right now. Lizzie brings the flashback of Tamra running off the set on one of the vacation trips. Double the fun! Emily and Lizzie are doing a swimsuit line for all body types. Apparently, they are going to do a photoshoot at Elizabeth’s beach house.
It is Gina’s daughter’s birthday and Matt and the side piece are coming over for dinner. Gina’s boyfriend is also there. This should be interesting. Also, Gina has decided she will do a victim impact statement. Gina thinks that Matt will probably get jail time. I don’t think he did. I don’t remember. Anyway, off we got to Utah!