So poor Banjo is having trouble trouble adjusting to my bizarre sleep schedule an woke me up super early today. I totally plan on going back to sleep ASAP but first I went to Twitter. And you, know watch porn. Okay it is not EXACTLY porn it is a show by the Call Me By Your Name dude and there is a ton off odd sex. So I was chatting with a few of my tweeps who apparently have jobs and shit to get to. And I was telling one of my friends about the show and mentioned the Call Me By Your Name movie and he had never seen nor heard of it. So I rightly, I might add, said I was coming for his gay card. And then I implored him “as and old school fag hag” to find the movie and watch it.
It’s not just a great gay love story movie. It’s just a really great movie. Anyway, I am on a Twitter 12 hour time out. Because I said fag. And it is funny because I was just chatting with Nanette about how Twitter randomly shut you down for the use of certain words and I had just said a few hours earlier… JUST GIVE ME THE LIST OF WORDS TWITTER WILL BAN YOU FOR. Because they have no idea of context. I’ve been a fag hag all my life. Now I guess fruit fly is somehow better? I can’t wait for Trump to have to live under these obscure rules. No one wants hate speech. But come on this is ridiculous. i don’t think fag should be filtered at all. Even when it is hate speech. It let’s us know who to unfollow. And I was having the best time with my gay friends getting ready to go to work.
I shall now go back to watching”porn” on HBO in the series We Are Who We Are which is really just a series with you know, interspersed porn of a variety of natures.