It’s really sort of pointless to do The Bachelorette recap, but since there is nothing on tonight. I’ll hit some of the highlights. Plus, I know some of you are excited that Tayshia is the new bachelorette. The guys jaws dropped to the floor when she walked in. We finally get to meet some of the other guys. Like Ivan, is this his first screen time? The black guys especially are over the moon. I swear I have never seen some of these guys before. For the first time ever, Chris Harrison interrupts a conversation. What is he up to? Oh he brings in another limo of guys. The other guys are furious. Especially when Spencer, a new guy gets time with Tayshia before lots of the original 16 get their time.
Apparently, This Season Goes South AGAIN!
This show is a lot happier now than before. It’s the fun stuff that I know we all need. Tayshia just radiates happiness. Tayshia is already really into Spencer. Please don’t let this be the new Dale.YAY! There will be no rose ceremony. She’s keeping all 20 guys. Then we see Tayshia being really upset. Tayshia’s father hates one of the final two.
Then suddenly, Chris Harrison interrupts the show to talk to Dale and Clare. Clare comes out first and she is really happy. Clare says it really was love at first sight. She’s so awful. Dale deserves better. Dale comes out and says the same thing. Then Chris asks them if they really talked before the show. Clare swears on the soul of her dead father that they never had any communication whatsoever. Clare says she followed a lot of the guys on social media during lockdown but did not contact them. They both claim to be really, deeply in love. Dale is drop dead gorgeous. If this is really true, it’s a great love story.
The First Dates
The first group date is swimming pool volleyball in tiny speedos. We are really emasculating these guys this season. One of the guys clocks Spencer in the smacker and there is a lot of blood. Clearly, the guys already hate Spencer. Magically, Spencer’s team won. I don’t find Spencer more attractive than the other guys. I’m still an Eazy fan but someone here suggested he has some issues on social media. ABC is advertising the heck out of Big Sky. It looks kind of good. Jason is still hung up on Clare and will probably quit. And he does. Tayshia seems to like all the guys. The guys all hate Spencer. Eazy got the first impression rose on the group date.
The first one on one goes to Brenden. This would not have been my first choice. I cannot believe how huge this La Quinta is. They are going horseback riding. Sort of. Horseback riding around the pool. Chris Harrison keeps interrupting the date with margaritas and ice cream and such. This is the same guy that Chris Harrison interrupted on their first conversation. They finally make out in the pool. Tayshia really likes Brenden. He already has feelings for Tayshia. Brenden does seem like a nice guy. Why does Tayshia ask everyone why they are still single. He says he married his high school sweetheart and they fell out of love. Also, she didn’t want kids. Tayshia is also divorced. So they relate. Her husband cheated. Brenden is in love already.