You guys! I have gone from feeling badly about getting up at 2 or 3 pm to having a problem waking up in time to recap shows during prime time. It’s not healthy to sleep through all the daylight. I just can’t seem to straighten out my sleep schedule! ARGH. At least tonight is Below Deck recap night. I’m ready for some Captain Lee! I also forgot to take the trash out and just did that. And y’all it is pitch black dark out there! Like you can’t see your hand in front of your face. I’m blathering because I am somehow ready to go early. Okay, now I am late because I was listening to The Voice and then got in a HUGE AND VERY IMPORTANT TWITTER WAR! You should not answer the question (dressing or stuffing) because I will totally ban all the stuffing idiots! Now am hungry!
An International Feast
Sorry, that needed to be said, now back to the show. But someone even said Stovetop stuffing? WTF has happened to the world? Okay, focusing now. Oh yes, the asshole guests from hell. And the motley deck crew dwindled. This is going to be chaos. The only guy who knew what he was doing is gone. The rest are idiots. And the stews are all awful. Captain Lee calls a crew meeting to encourage everyone to try to kill it on this charter. The chef has been asked to do a tasting menu from multiple countries. The crew is being a PITA about their luggage not being unpacked. It’s like we have a bunch of Ramona’s as guests.
It seems that Izzy wants to change to deckhand. I think it is Izzy. This is a very strange charter. And Captain Lee’s pants have gone missing. Ah! The pants have been found! Each course has a different rule from each country. The stews are also doing turndowns during service? The asshole guests start going to the kitchen “to help” the chef. Why does one of the guests have some sort of headset on? These charter guests are a nightmare. Francesca is crying in her room when Captain Lee calls her to the bridge. She can’t stop crying. Captain Lee is not amused. You know he must be missing Kate right about now.
Day Two: Second Verse, Same As The First
The guests are still awful. Their breakfast orders are insane. Eight types of omelets, plus all sorts of weird toast orders. The chef is pissed. One guest ordered avocado toast and sent it back because it had guacamole. Really? Half the omelettes were sent back. The chef is losing it. It’s one of the bitches birthday. She wants to take a body shot off of James. And he is fine with it. He actually loves all the attention. So, James my save the tip. It’s time for a picnic on the beach.
Shane is in the ocean swimming with no shirt. Captain Lee may just drown him. It wouldn’t be a huge loss. I need to get through this recap on time so I can tape The Good Doctor and The Weakest Link. For some damn reason this show is taking up two hours of prime real estate. I presume WWHL and Bravo Chat have been tacked on and it is infuriating. Meanwhile, It’s Carnival night on the boat. I wish I had crab legs! But, sadly, it is a tater tot night tonight. It looks like Izzy is going to move to the deck. Meanwhile, James has to come out in a glittery banana hammock. Somehow, two of the guests are in a huge fight over James. Seriously?
I can’t believe we have a third episode of this. Meanwhile, one of the girls had a hissy fit and went to her cabin. She is literally breaking up with her BFF over James. Next week Izzy is checked out and ready to move to the deck! And we finally get some twenty somethings on the charter. And Shane continues to be awful.