Sorry you guys. It’s been the weirdest day. I did the 90 Day recap and totally forgot about this. I didn’t have TV or Internet for most of the day today so I was anxious to just watch some fun, light shows and then I remembered! So. let’s knock out a RHOP Recap! And then, I can watch TV. lol.
Candyass Can Sing (Did I spell that right? 🙂 )
I really hate these women. There I said it. And when Karen is my favorite housewife? We have a problem. Also, if you need a new reason to hate me, I am starting to like the wearing 45 barrettes thing at once thing. I know. I feel bad about myself as well. But it’s growing on me. Candiace does see to have a voice, kind of. Why does she keep getting scenes about her singing. She’s a thug in a knockoff cocktail dress. Now she is on someone’s label. Gizzy goes to lunch with Robyn and Karen and. Gizz wants to trash talk Karen again.
I would put that jelly jar in my purse. I’m just saying. I leave every meal with a doggie bag. SHUT UP! They are just going to throw it away! Karen brings up Robyns huge IRS debt. I don’t know about the rest of you but I wish the IRS would just take what they and leave me the fuck alone because I am not going to jail for tax evasion. In fact I am over paying because I made more last year than I am making this year and I MIGHT actually get a refund for once! I wish we could all go to high tea. Gizz brings up Wendy saying that Karen bailed out Ray for his financial problems. Karen makes it clear she doesn’t like Wendy.
I Hate Wendy!
And I do not care about her scenes. Ashley goes to therapy about Michael. Basically she is depressed after having the baby. Wait for 2020 girl. It gets worse. Ashley is basically the only person on this show I still like. But next, Monique who I also like goes to file a countersuit against Candyass. (did I spell that right?) . I wish Candiace would have gone to jail.
Robyn continues to show the IRS that she is making money flipping houses. Oh wait! This is Gizzelle home makeover. Is this going to be a party? Ashley’s kid looks just like Michael, but in a cute way. Ashley is tasked with inviting the girls on the group trip to Portugal. Gizzelle say she is not going if Monique goes and no one else will either. Everyone goes to see Robyn’s oddball ball cap business (something I have been looking into actually for a while). But no one has ever heard about this business of Robyn’s and probably not even the IRS. Obviously.
Did I Mention I Hate Wendy?
Of course Robyn is stirring the pot with Wendy and Karen. I can’t believe I am saying this but I am Team Karen on this one! Was that really Katie? I can’t keep these people straight. I think Katie lives in California now. Anyway, Ashley is tasked with announcing the Portugal trip. I must be honest, I am fairly well traveled and I didn’t recognize the Portugal flag. Which only means I need to go there! Probably again. My mother dragged me and daddy all over Europe but we literally just went everywhere for a day, MAYBE two and then when to another and another and another because each time she though we would go home at the end of the year.
So there you have it. Monique isn’t filming and Wendy and Monique hate each other. I have multiple degrees and an even more difficult national teaching certification. This is not necessary to shout out at a girl’s night out. I’m more likely to do a face plant than bring up my education. Get her Karen.
Then we find out Monique presses charges against Candiace. YAY! Get her Monique! Chris is just glad that Candiace is going out of town for a few days. I feel you man.