I didn’t expect the MAFS reunion to be tonight! That’s right on the heels of last night’s two hour MAFS recap. This is a season I actually enjoyed so I am a bit sad that it is over already. I will especially miss Bennett and Amelia and I’m dying to know how things are going with them and their splitting times in two states. I kind of hope he has settled mostly in Virginia. I’m still shocked that Karen agreed to work on her marriage with Miles. I love Miles. If Karen could just let down her guard a bit, I think she could have a very happy marriage. Let’s see how they are doing.
Amani & Woody
We start with these two are still married. Amani says she tried to take his last name during the pandemic but due to the pandemic, everything was shut down. Woody had no idea about that and is shocked and happy. It’s been more than six months since the wedding. Amani says that Woody still draws her a sexy bath. Woody’s windowpane suit really um…draws my attention to his errr… crotchal region. lol. Woody proposes to Amani again with an engagement ring he bought himself. It was in credibly touch and just beautiful black love. I’m not crying, you’re crying. I can’t with these two. It is totally a modern die fairytale.
Brett & Olivia
WHY??? No one cares about this relationship. It is over. How am I just now seeing Olivia’s nose. Did it grow? Actually, Brett kind of has the same nose. I realized only last night that Olivia would have been better matched to Henry. Olivia seems upset with how social media has reacted to her. Is that us? Olivia calls Brett an asshole. Olivia seems pissed that he is dating online. I don’t think either of them are particularly …catches. But I think that Olivia does have a match out there somewhere. And I’m not sure that Brett ever intended to settle down.
Amelia & Bennett
Never in the history of MAFS has their been a more perfect couple than these two. I know some of you find their quirks annoying, but they make me smile. I like quirky theater types. And unicycles, and costumes, and weird music. I might have a problem taking Amelia seriously as a doctor though. Because, for one thing it’s weird having doctors so young. lol. Have you ever had a doctor at a minute clinic walk in and thought? Is this kid even old enough to vote? 🙂 They are still married and living in Virginia. YAY! I can’t stop smiling.
Amelia is going into Family medicine. She says the pandemic has been hard but she is glad to be able to do what she can to contribute . They are holding hands and smiling a lot. Bennett has a new job, apparently in Virginia as a solar consultant. I guess he helps people move off fossil fuels and on to the solar energy. They are so supportive of each other. Bennett is enjoying living near to her family. They wrote a song for the host this morning. I can’t stop loving these two. I want them on live feeds all day like the Big Brother house. And, I hate this might be the last night we see them.
Karen & Miles
Oh no, this doesn’t look good. I feel like I am going to be thinking about all of this when I flip over to recap Southern Charm in a few minutes. I so want Miles to be happy. Please don’t fuck this up, Karen! Okay, the fact that Karen and Miles are going last is because the news is bad. I need to hear good things for these two! Oh Karen, why did you sign up for this show? You never gave it a chance. You are going to walk away from a good man.
I guess if you are not feeling it, you are not feeling it. But you can’t train a man to dominate you if he just wants to love you. You have to either be willing to be loved for yourself or move on. They seem happy now. Miles says he was considering asking for a divorce right up to decision day. Wait, now Karen is saying that she likes Miles telling her how he is feeling? I thought she didn’t want to know and wanted a caveman. THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER! YAY! They signed a lease and moved in together. Karen has flipped the script. I think they have done the deed! Karen’s mom loves Miles. Everyone loves Miles. Karen is a lucky girl and I am so happy for these two. SOFA KING HAPPY!
Christina & Henry
I thought Miles and Karen were coming up. But, we are back to Christina and Henry. Henry had concerns about the relationship when he found out she only eight months before got out of a five year relationship with a married man. Okay I am back from Southern Charm recapping focused on this episode. I would have stayed with you guys but Southern Charm gets a lot more hits. So we have to enjoying the better shows together as time allows. 🙂 I can see that Henry is an introvert, and Christina is an extrovert. But she is also deceptive and mean. Henry got dealt a shitty hand. He should have been with Olivia. She could have been with Brett. They could have been awful together.
These two don’t talk much. She went to Mexico with her friends and tried to stay away from social media. She is seeing someone casually. Or so she says. Henry says that he is not in a relationship currently. Henry has lots of fans that want to date him. But so far he has not done so. I think Henry will be just fine. I think Christina needs to address some of her demons. Why is she so insecure and angry?
The Couples Reunion
Everyone returns for the full on reunion except for Brett who is just done. I really can’t say that I blame him. What more is there to say? Plus he probably doesn’t want to talk about hitting on girls at his Bachelor party lol. The others don’t seem to like Brett. And, right away they talk about the bachelor party. The others are all against Brett. I would not have gone either. Henry didn’t like him and that means a lot. I don’t like Christina weighing in on this. She has her own issues Woody still checks on Brett from time to time. He’s the one guy that keeps up with everyone.
Then we move on to everyone’s home tours. Bennett and Amelia’s apartment in Virginia is fairly adult! Who would have guessed? But it is super small. But hell, Bennett lives in a homemade shed in someone’s backyard in NOLA. So? It’s kind of perfect. Karen and Miles seem to be living large. And they live right next door to Amani and Woody! I think Amani will be a great fried to Karen. These people have way better houses than me. 🙁 I can’t want to GTFOOH and live in an apartment in another country. I just want like appliances and a washer and dryer and WAY LESS STUFF. I want to live in an apartment in a country with good health care and have a cheap maid. And, I cannot WAIT!
Amani & Woody and Karen & Miles Are Neighbors!
I really like this set up and I hope that Amani and Karen can be as close as Miles and Woody! This is very exciting news. It’s so weird that Woody and Miles both got picked! This whole journey with the four of them has been fantastic. Um mostly. lol.
SHIT SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN IN THE HOOD. If that was gunfire it was a LOT and VERY CLOSE. Is there any reason to be setting off fireworks? I posted to next door so hopefully someone will let me know. Banjo went nuts and I nearly had a heart attack. Hopefully it was fireworks? Halloween or something. Very loud and VERY close. Anyway, moving on.
Christina Is Horrible
Henry says that Christina came up with this whole gay text thing because he was going to share his true feelings about her. He accusing her of gaslighting him and blackmailing him. At first she said she got the information from “a reliable source” and now she says it was an anonymous number. Clearly, she thinks that since Henry isn’t into her he must be gay. And she started rumors to that effect. No, sweetie, maybe you are just horrible. Christina is horrible. And a terrible liar. I am still waiting for the sirens. I’m on NextDoor with neighbors trying to figure out what is happening.
Henry says that he found out on his wedding day that she had a five year relationship with a married man. I feel like I already said this but I am a bit rattled right now. And it was a toxic relationship where she did bad things to him. Christina is crying and just wants this to be over. You were the instigator, sweetie. You started this. Henry is pissed. She offers a fake apology. Then they talk about their bromances. Miles says he has become very close to Henry. And he is not that quite dude and they talk all the time and Henry is a lot of fun. I mean he has to be if Trashelle is his friend, right? Christina is awesome.
Miles is getting a lot of action online because gurrrllll if Karen doesn’t want him a BILLION other girls do. So either make is work or let us all at them! Not me. I’m way too old but still than man is being pursued by EVERYONE. Bennett Trended at number three on Twitter. He says that nothing like that has any impact on him. Olivia says social media has been hard for her. She appreciates all the friends she has made on the show.
The next season of Married at First Sight will air in January. And it is. Does Christina have only one boob? This is a serious question. And can’t she get a strapless bra? The new season is in ATLANTA! I might have totally done this if if was for old people. LOL. We end with Bennett and Amelia singing. As it should. Thanks for watching the season with me. I really enjoyed it. xo ~tt