Okay moving on to the RHOC Recap. Let’s knock this out. Wednesday night is ridiculously busy. And I should probably be doing more to prepare for tornadoes tomorrow morning. Le sigh. Am I the only one who is just not into this season? Let’s face it Archie is the star of this show.
Shannon’s boyfriend is really cute and seems like he is out of her league and just tolerating her to be on TV. Shannon is planning an event and is annoyed with Emily. Kelly and Elizabeth meet up with Gina for dinner. Elizabeth announces that she cannot discuss her divorce. She is also not having sex with her boyfriend until the divorce is final. Elizabeth seems to be friends with Shannon, but Gina is not. I just realized Gina has not tits. How did I not notice this before? It’s hysterical they all think 2020 is going to be better. Spoiler alert. It is so much worse.
Kelly is renting her house on the beach and will be moving after one year. Who does that? I hate moving. Shannon continues to deny that she said that Gina’s house was “small and sad.” Braunwyn insists that she did say that. TO be honest, I would much rather be watching the MAFS reunion right now. I’m bored. Shannon takes Braunwyn with her to visit her whackadoodle doctor, Dr. Moon. He gives her acupuncture to help with her addiction problems. Shannon is pissed with Braunwyn. Shannon annoys me.
Emily is not excited to be going to Shannon’s housewarming. Neither am I Emily. Neither am I. Is this a good time to point out I have not had a pedicure in nearly a year? It’s bad y’all. And, I actually hate getting mani pedis. But I try to do it. And now I NEEEEEEEEED to do it. I am already so over Shannon’s fish and cheese line. I love fish. And, I love cheese but these things do not go together. Why do I not know the difference between Gina and Emily. I feel like they need to change names. But, Gina confronts Shannon about talking shit about her house. Shannon continues to deny.
Shannon’s Housewarming Party
Shannon is having a tequila tasting at her party. Because, that always ends well. Did Kelly just call Shannon’s Dad, “Big Dick Daddy?” Is that what just happened? Braunwyn cries in the bathroom over trying not to drink. Then she talks to Braunwyn. They argue over whether or not Shannon said that Gina’s house was sad and tired. WTF is that dress that Kelly is wearing? Shannon is furious with Braunwyn. Braunwyn says she is thinking clearly for the first time. She is thirty days sober. Shannon gets heated and continues to deny it all.
I’m sorry. I really just don’t have much to say about this episode. This is like the shortest RHOC recap of all time. Then Gina talks about Sean’s weird text to her after getting her home from the last event. And dare I say it? I miss Vicki. I’m bored. Tamra has been hinting that she will be back next season. It really would not be the worst thing. Elizabeth is boring. Shannon is pissed. And she needs to cut her hair. Gina and Braunwyn get into a huge fight… And next week there is more drama. Yawn.