Okay moving on to the RHOC Recap. Let’s knock this out. Wednesday night is ridiculously busy. And I should probably be doing more to prepare for tornadoes tomorrow morning. Le sigh. Am I the only one who is just not into this season? Let’s face it Archie is the star of this show.
Shannon’s boyfriend is really cute and seems like he is out of her league and just tolerating her to be on TV. Shannon is planning an event and is annoyed with Emily. Kelly and Elizabeth meet up with Gina for dinner. Elizabeth announces that she cannot discuss her divorce. She is also not having sex with her boyfriend until the divorce is final. Elizabeth seems to be friends with Shannon, but Gina is not. I just realized Gina has not tits. How did I not notice this before? It’s hysterical they all think 2020 is going to be better. Spoiler alert. It is so much worse.
Kelly is renting her house on the beach and will be moving after one year. Who does that? I hate moving. Shannon continues to deny that she said that Gina’s house was “small and sad.” Braunwyn insists that she did say that. TO be honest, I would much rather be watching the MAFS reunion right now. I’m bored. Shannon takes Braunwyn with her to visit her whackadoodle doctor, Dr. Moon. He gives her acupuncture to help with her addiction problems. Shannon is pissed with Braunwyn. Shannon annoys me.
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Emily is not excited to be going to Shannon’s housewarming. Neither am I Emily. Neither am I. Is this a good time to point out I have not had a pedicure in nearly a year? It’s bad y’all. And, I actually hate getting mani pedis. But I try to do it. And now I NEEEEEEEEED to do it. I am already so over Shannon’s fish and cheese line. I love fish. And, I love cheese but these things do not go together. Why do I not know the difference between Gina and Emily. I feel like they need to change names. But, Gina confronts Shannon about talking shit about her house. Shannon continues to deny.
Shannon’s Housewarming Party
Shannon is having a tequila tasting at her party. Because, that always ends well. Did Kelly just call Shannon’s Dad, “Big Dick Daddy?” Is that what just happened? Braunwyn cries in the bathroom over trying not to drink. Then she talks to Braunwyn. They argue over whether or not Shannon said that Gina’s house was sad and tired. WTF is that dress that Kelly is wearing? Shannon is furious with Braunwyn. Braunwyn says she is thinking clearly for the first time. She is thirty days sober. Shannon gets heated and continues to deny it all.
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I’m sorry. I really just don’t have much to say about this episode. This is like the shortest RHOC recap of all time. Then Gina talks about Sean’s weird text to her after getting her home from the last event. And dare I say it? I miss Vicki. I’m bored. Tamra has been hinting that she will be back next season. It really would not be the worst thing. Elizabeth is boring. Shannon is pissed. And she needs to cut her hair. Gina and Braunwyn get into a huge fight… And next week there is more drama. Yawn.
Hi TT. Thanks for the recap. I was knitting while watching so I didn’t watch as much as listened. Can I just say this new girl bugs me. So impressed with herself. Kelly is vulgar and yes, she did say that. Shannon is strange. I believe she said it and now is denying it. Braunwyn is so emotional and sensitive. She need therapy and go on some meds. She also needs to unload on that nutcase of a mother. I can’t with Sean and his giant necklaces. Can’t wait to hear from my contact who lives in the Port Streets and gets the low down on EVERYONE. I will report what I hear. I agree with you tho, it’s boring. Now off to see MAFS. Who stays together??
I was caking a skein of yarn and had to rewind (yarn and the show) because the show bored me so much I dozed off and screwed up the cake. Perfect knitting show, though… you don’t miss anything good if you get lost in the pattern. (Are you gearing up for GAL2020!)
What is GAL2020? I must be old. I looked it up on line and it was some sort of carburetor
… I always knit during bravo shows. We know their voices already… but YAY! Another knitter!
No clue.
I can’t with Braunwyn anymore. She sucks up the oxygen in the room. Everything has to be about her all the time. I feel sorry for her children.
From what I remember Braunwyn was ragging Gina’s place, Shannon laughed . Her words were “yeah its alot”
This show sucks..is there anyone to even root for? I feel bad for Braunwyn because this cast is too selfish to be considerate of her struggles, in fact they treat it as a joke. Vicki and Tamra were better but that’s not saying much…maybe it’s time to cancel RHOC? Some things are better left in 2020.
I hope you’re staying safe in the crazy GA weather.
Unless there were things that were not shown, I think the text from Sean was kind and considerate AND NOT PERVY AT ALL.
He obviously knows about Gina’s DUI and got her safely into the Uber. Then texted to check that she got home safely. Accusing him of being creepy is what’s creepy!
Yeah I think he was just being nice! Also, Braunwyn “putting her kids to bed” by walking them to their bedroom and waving goodbye to the kids and nanny. Lol. I can’t. I am so jealous I can’t handle it.
Why aren’t they showing a rewind of Shannon saying Ginas house was “sad and depressing”? They do it all the time when anyone claims they didn’t say something! Could it be that Shannon didn’t say it?? Can anyone check this out? And by the way…I thought it was HILARIOUS that Shannon spilled the beans on how they all RENTED their houses!!! So all that rent could’ve added up to a down payment… Right???
So what’s with the renting???
Gina won that one
I think lots of HWs must rent for filming. Some of the NYHWs do. They need to show they are richer than they are. Shannon admitted she couldn’t afford to buy the house she was renting. And weren’t those houses close to the street and close together. Are the close to the beach? Is that why?
I never liked Braunwyn and like her drama even less this season. I hate the idea of her sobriety being the main storyline, but we know how much she needs to be the center of attention. Ugh. The only thing I am interested in seeing is her take down her horrible mother.
Yes this season is boring. Which is laughable given how some of them said how nice it was without Vickie and Tamra. Nice and boring. Who cares who said what about Gina’s house. Is that going to be a big storyline? ugh
The new girl is one and done, for sure.
I hate to say it, but I’m really not interested in watching Braunwyn’s sobriety journey. Im happy she’s getting healthy but this is the show for that. As a viewer, I don’t think we saw enough destructive behavior bc of her drinking to be fully invested in her recovery. I know she had that make out with Tamra and flashed her boobs, but it wasn’t Dorinda slurring at an important meeting type bad. And the cast hasn’t known her long enough to be deeply invested, either. These aren’t her lifelong friends. To me, she seems like she is very insecure in who she is, which is why she keeps talking about Untamed in every interview. That provided her with a template for change without actually doing the work. It seems like she latches on to external things to repair internal problems. She needs probably years of therapy to learn the root of her behaviors. And she needs to not do that on this show.
I agree this season is very lack luster and I will say I miss Vicki and Tamara, I know I may be in the minority here for that, but they could at least keep our attention longer than 2 mins. I’m out for the season I’ll come here for recaps but I will not put myself through another season like BH. Great Recap TT
Shannon is impossible to like. She is so loud and bossy. All her fake laughing tires me. This HW franchise is toast.
Having Archie in her scenes helps a lot. He seems like such a good boy.
Archie is a Golden Retriever, of course he is a good boy
I’m not even sure what to comment. Kelly is so crude, we are the same age but she seems stunted at about age 13/14. More like teenage boy humor. It’s just gross.
Elizabeth seems too normal for this group, even on WWHL, she was just fairly chill.
Shannon’s man seems nice, I hope it works out for her.
Emily always makes me laugh.
I don’t want to say anything is boring because I loathe the manufactured stories but these ladies I feel like I could run into at Kroger. Just me? Maybe I’d rather see more with the kids and real life than the forced parties and drinking to excess.
Meh.
Kelly is one of those people who thinks she is funny but is really not.
It is painful. I space out within the first 15 minutes.
Emily is not a show carrier and it seems as if she feels she is. Hmm.
Shannon, time for her to just move on and enjoy the stepping stone she was awarded by the show.
I hope Salt Lake City is a winner but from the preview, I really doubt it will be more than desperate attention seeking. We shall see, lol.
(I am shocked I’m saying this, but kind of looking forward to RHOA!)
It’s so funny, with all the RH nonsense, they’re making drama about a possible lapse of manners in a possible snotty comment about a friend’s house.
It’s an unfair thing to say, I know, but Braunwynn’s sobriety doesn’t seem sincere to me.
Kelly needs to go away. She’s obviously just renting a house to be on the show. Is her husband going to let her move her daughter to NY? Why would she marry someone in a totally different part of the country?
I think I heard the FOX guy was transferring to LA.
Oh, that’s good.
These ladies are BORING. Please bring back the messy crew Vickie and Tamra. Why Emily? There BORING period.
The most interesting part of this episode was Andy’s godawful sweater in the WWHL that they try and trick you into watching by lumping it in with the show. I never realized how weird his ears were until he stopped getting haircuts. Can’t stand him anymore and I guess I’m not the only one if they have to resort to trickery to get viewers.
For real though, I can’t read Brandon without hearing Brown Wind in my head.
Whoops, supposed to be Braunwyn not Brandon.
I feel like Tamra is coaching Braunwyn off camera and these tactics she’s taking ( aka Shannon said this off camera and claims she would deny it)
Who has housewarming party for renting?? That confuses me…Shannon is a shrill human being. braunwyn yikes she has no identity at all.. she’s a mess. Gina and Emily I don’t get them at all… yuck