Finally this shit show of a season is finally coming to a merciful end. And I don’t have to try to make an interesting Big Brother All Stars recap. The casting for this season was just awful and all the pregaming before the hamsters sealed the outcome before the season even began. Okay! Let’s Do This!
We start with the second part of the HOH. This is a weird HOH. They have to match evicted houseguest to a clue and then take a clear picture of the postcard without any “camera hogs” in the picture. It’s really hard to get the picture will all the swinging camera hogs. Enzo misreads a clue and thinks he only needs two houseguests and he needed three. Enzo knows he has lost. He is salty. Cody wins. There was some talk online that Cody was considering throwing the third part of the HOH in order to be sure Enzo votes for him in the end. Not sure if that will happen or not. Enzo is going off because he knows he is getting third place. He is ready to go. He is really down on himself.
Enzo Is Embarrassed
He knows everyone is going to say he should have voted Nicole out when he had the chance. Cody is not looking forward to sending home Enzo. Nicole will take Cody. I hope Cody takes Enzo. But the final two is predestined. Nicole promises Cody she will take him to the end.
I’m becoming concerned about the weather tomorrow morning. It’s crazy that all schools are closed tomorrow and they are predicting tornadoes! I wonder where the RHOA are at this point, Still in NOLA? Aw I love seeing Enzos family cheering for him at home.
The Jury Awaits The Arrival of The Final Juror
Everyone in the jury house thinks that if the others are smart, Cody will be coming in. He will be tough to beat in the end. Then, Christmas joins them. Ian and DaVonne are still salty with Nicole. This segment is edited that Nicole does not have the votes. But, I am not believing this. They do wish that Enzo would have put Cody on the block. Kevin seem to lean toward a Nicole win. He has issues with Cody. Basically, the jury is telling us nothing. But I think Cody will get the win.
But first, we need to have the final part of the HOH comp. OMG! It is not the usual part three where there are two choices about how people on the jury responded to questions. It’s a brand new challenge. They have to watch videos and then Oh wait. It is sort of like the regular part three. Each juror has a record album with three statements on it. Two are true and one is false. They have to choose the statement that is false. It looks like the statements are all things that supposedly happened in the house. It’s kind of stupid. Cody got every single question right and won. Nicole missed one question. The questions were HARD.
Cody’s Big Decision
Cody looks conflicted. Could he possibly take Enzo? Everyone is crying! Nicole is crying. Enzo is choked up. Cody is crying. God I hope he takes Enzo. Cody is really crying. Nicole looks nervous. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! HE DID IT! HE EVICTED NICOLE! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! This makes me so happy. She’s pissed. Enzo and Cody are both sobbing. The ROOT stays intact! This is amazing. Nicole is sobbing to Julie. She thought that he would take her. Nicole was blindsided. This makes me so happy. Cry Nicole, CRY! Nicole thinks he should have thrown the final HOH and let her take him. There was discussion of that.
Nicole says she threw comps and tried to make herself look weak. This move by Cody makes this season almost worth watching in retrospect. The jury is going to freak the fuck out when Nicole walks out. I am so happy for Enzo. I hate how everyone refers to Ian as a kid. He is a grown ass man. That said, this is a great finale. All I need now is for Janelle to win America’s Favorite Houseguest just to twist the knife in Nicole a bit more. Heh. I am such a bitch. Nicole is so miserable. She was so sure she was going to win. The jury doesn’t seem with Enzo’s answers. Nicole is so bitter. She wants to know when she decided to evict her. Cody tries to plea for her vote. I hope she stupidly votes for Enzo. But I think it will be a unanimous Cody win.
It’s Time To Vote!
Jesus. Now they are saying we will probably lose power tomorrow morning. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! Tornadoes and downpours and falling trees and power outages. Le sigh. I love how happen Enzo is. This is so much fun to watch. Enzo’s speech is basically a speech for Cody. Cody really doesn’t need to even say anything. I feel like he gets everyone’s vote expect maybe Nicole. Wow. Enzo feels like the jury was laughing at him. Why? I thought they were very respectful! He can’t possible think he has a shot. Does he?
The hamsters first five voted out are there virtually. Kaysar says that he tried to break up the big alliance but people were not having it. He tried to get Cody out but it didn’t work. Tyler realizes that the slick six was never going to work. People talk about the triple eviction and how they should have gotten Nicole. I wish there was an avenue for an Enzo win but we already knew this was Cody’s season. And he won. He cries and hugs everyone. I’m setting up the tornado shelter during commercial breaks. Should we sleep there? When is shit going to go down? Some of the colleges are delaying until 10 am. I am not sure I’ve seen 10 am in MONTHS. Cody won unanimously, everyone, even Nicole voted for him.
America’s Favorite Houseguest was for only the second time. Dan Geesling was the only other unanimous winner. Fuck. The top two for favorite houseguest are Tyler and Davonne. If it can’t be Janey, can it at least be Day? Tyler is a moron. YAY! Day won! Thanks to both of you (heh) who stuck with me through this craptastic season. I really appreciate you!