I am so far behind today. My hands are typing quickly but my brain feels like I am trudging through a mud bog. I’m going into tonight hoping that production is unable to keep Enzo from winning, but we all know that is not going to happen. Let’s just get to this Big Brother recap. Both the girls on the block are in heels that means the HOH will be questions.
But first, (SWIDT?), Enzo is trying to convince Christmas to do what she has to do to get Cody to vote out Nicole. That will never happen in a million years. Nicole holds the record for the most days in the house. Enzo tries to get Cody to vote out Nicole. I wish he would, but it will never happen. Christmas overhears Enzo wondering if his final three with Cody and Nicole is a good one. Oooops! Christmas gives a talk to the cameras about being done with Enzo. She’s a dead woman talking.
I need me some jury house! I wish we could hear production leading all the jurors to vote for Cody in the end. But, Christmas goes to Cody saying that Enzo wanted to take her to final two because he doesn’t think he could win over Cody and Nicole. Again. None of this matters. The script was written. Meanwhile, Nicole is already seeing herself as the winner in her day dreams. Nicole promises Cody that she is taking him to final two.
The jury house is thinking that Christmas is coming to the jury house. So, they are shocked when Memphis strolls in. He has a video for the jury. There is a lot of love for Enzo in the jury house. But I am not going to let myself get my hopes up. The jurors want Enzo to get rid of Cody. Very little conversation about Nicole. Dani makes it clear she will not vote for Nicole. She still has a hard on for Cody.
The Last Eviction Ceremony
It’s time for Cody to send home Christmas. No one is shocked. Christmas gives a “naughty and nice” speech. She has nothing but nice things to say to Nicole. But she is butt hurt with Enzo and congratulates him on getting third place. She cautions Cody about taking a previous winner to the final two. She says if he keeps her she will take him to final two. Why is Christmas going home in jeans? I watched a bit of feeds today and she was laboring over what to wear. This was not it. Nicole gives a sucking up to Cody speech.
Christmas gets evicted and goes to talk to Julie! She seems to think a lot of herself. Her goodbye messages, especially Cody’s where he tells her about the two Wise Guys alliance. Christmas says that she was not shocked by any of it. I cannot find the page to vote for AFP! I need to get my votes in for JANEY! The final three get videos from home! Enzos kids are adorable. I can’t imagine leaving small children at home. That little girl must be so smart reading all the Harry Potter books! And the little boy plays soccer and seems like a sweet heart! I am glad to see them being so enmeshed in school, and activities and reading. Victor has been totally emasculated. Le sigh. I love Enzo.
There is another show tomorrow night that will probably be a recap of the season where they all have dinner and reflect on their journey and some thoughts from the jury. Then on Monday the first of the three part HOH will begin. FUCK! There will be a two hour season finale on Wednesday that is going to fuck up all of my recapping. But I am going to see this season out no matter what.