You Guys YES YOU! Both of you who are sticking with me to the bitter end of this shit season! My power was off today and I missed the holy hell out of you! IT WAS HORRIBLE. Thanks for reading my Big Brother All Stars recaps. I’m supposed to recap RHOOC tonight but I am just going to do a Big Brother recap and Amazing Race and call it a night. I’ll tackle RHOOC tomorrow when and if I wake up. I hope you are all hanging in there and shout out to Cheryl B. who needs some extra love.
The cheese has been sliding off my sandwich a little bit this week. But I am praying for all of you. I think God is probably wondering why I am some sort of prayer warrior these days. One of my BFFs recently asked me, “You pray?” lol Yes, backrow Baptist do indeed pray. Okay enough of that let’s get to the shitshow.
Blue, Blue, Blue Christmas
Oh I am excited about the luxury comp. I don’t know much about it. I haven’t been paying attention really. I’m more into Amazing Race at this point. I am so pissed at Cody and Nicole for being shocked that Christmas is upset. She is not required to play your game! I don’t even like Christmas but I hate you guys more at this point. This season was handed to you on a silver platter! And then there was a luxury comp. Is this Grodner’s parting gift for Christmas? I literally forgot who won already. It’s SO TOTALLY RIGGED though. Each player drafts four BB Comics from the veto and they face off in a battle. Apparently, production decides who wins. Naturally.
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Nicole picks Janelle? Wow. She is obsessed. This is pretty fun but still very scripted. In round one the good Nicole takes out Bayleigh. YES! Then Christmas takes out Ian leaving Cody with only two superheroes left. This might be the stupidest thing I have ever watched but I need stupid right now. Oh gee it is down to Nicole and Cody. How did that happen?#Production. Nicole won the 10K. Christmas is pissed. Everyone is pissed. I hate Nicole. I hate all of these people. Christmas is pissed she didn’t pick Memphis.
Let’s All Cry Some More
Then Christmas waxed Enzo and Cody’s eyebrows. It was hilarious. Enzo took it like a man but Cody screamed like a little girl. Christmas loved it. Cody is already nervous about veto. I love Enzo. I hate that he is going out final three. If the script goes as planned. I HATE RATCOLE SO MUCH! During the break I went to pee for the fifty billionth time today. And I thought I would jump on the scales. Apparently my scales are battery operated. I wonder what kind of battery they need. That is a project for another day. Just like trying to block all of these political phone calls! MAKE THEM STOP!
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I love that a throw back to calling the houseguests hamsters is theme of this veto. If you are not an old schooler… before there were fish and I thin something else in between there were hamsters in the house. So we called the houseguests, hamsters. I just realized they don’t even have fish this season. Probably because they would have had to quarantine the fish keeper. Holy shit sirens are going off everywhere in my neighborhood. This whole day has felt like a Friday night. Shit is going down in the ghetto.
It’s Hamster Time!
It’s the days challenge that they have all been studying for since they entered the house. They are given an event and have to run in an hamster wheel to increase the number of days. This may be my favorite challenge ever. Despite the fact that it is geared for a Cody win. I love a good hamster reference. Just like the season I need this to come to a merciful end. I just want to get to The Amazing Race at this point.
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Oh look. Cody won. How shocking! I hate all of these people and am pissed I am late to Amazing Race. Nicole is such a whiner. Also their t-shirts look like a purple turd and nothing like a hamster. Cody doesn’t use the veto. Cody acts like he has done something amazing. And pretends like he hasn’t read the script. Cody is the winner of Big Brother due to his pregame alliances. Thanks for reading my Big Brother All Stars recap!
dammit, dammit dammit….I detest the thought of the pre-planned F2 of Cody/Nicole. I found myself rooting for Christmas for a change. #Don’tJudgeMe #OKJudgeMe
#Ilikeyoumorethanihateher 😊
I can’t wait for this season to be over. I hate each and every one of them. I did love the hamster wheels though.
I didn’t notice until tonight that there was no fish tank. I’m so tired of watching Christmas cry. It’ll be a relief to see her go, but I don’t want Nicole to win. I’m hoping final 2 are Cody & Enzo and that Enzo has enough votes to win the whole thing. This hasn’t been the best season but I’ll be sad to see it end. Thanks for keeping the recaps coming.
It’s sad not to have someone to root for. Enzo is his own worst enemy, and has been the whole game. I don’t see him winning either part one or part two of the HOH. He threw his game away when he didn’t evict Nicole, IMO. I don’t like any of them left. Most disappointed in who Ratcole has turned out to be. And I do wonder if Cody is playing dumb or if he really is that unwordly.
The script was written before the game began. So sadly my boy Enzo is not going to win. I am hoping that he can at least get final two. But it’s going to be fucking Cody and Nicole.
All those rubber ducks and they didn’t have to guess how many??? 🙄🙄🙄
I KNOW RIGHT! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO COUNT THEM ALL SEASON! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I should go watch feeds….
I thought for SURE that was going to be in a comp. This luxury comp is really shit icing on this crap cake of a season.
Christmas crying over betraying Memphis by not picking his cartoon character?
WTF!
How old is her baby? It’s got to be post partum hormones or something.
Christmas let me clear this up for you….
You were crying for yourself, not Memphis.
Is that what she was crying about? OMG! Makes her even more annoying. I thought she was referring to a vote that I must have tuned out.
I’ve been wanting Enzo to win for a while but after seeing his children’s photos and hearing his brother’s letter I want it for him even more. Besides I like his North Jersey swag.
She acted like Memphis missed out on getting money because of her or something.
So dumb.
I was told her baby is like 2 years old, so I guess it wasn’t hormones…
She is bat shit crazy. Only thing I can see.
Plus the weird dislike for her I had. Let’s just make sure she is going out the door tonight, otherwise I just may cry,lol. (I think I will sqish. my face for tears like her pathetic show)
I hate cody/nicole.I know it was written… but Im rootting against it
It seems like a switch is activated every year at this point. I just lose interest.
I am still thankful CBS did the show.
Like I saw, they are casting for next season, hopefully with nobodies we can investigate and critic endlessly, lol.
You are the reason I’m not going to say bye just yet. I usually shut down here but this season I’m going to finish.
I wish they had more access to anything that I could have posted. I eventually put !! for excitement factor,lol. (Nicole won veto!!)
You guys are the best and I wouldn’t trade any of you for anything.💛
Again with this Enzo love. Dude sucks at comps. His personal game has amounted to tagging on hanging on to far better players, that’s not a game, or strategy, that’s…luck. He got lucky Cody was there, and Memphis too. He got lucky those idiots were so hell bent for the longest part of the game to evict minority players to ridiculous detraction.
Of the four I would have preferred Christmas, not for the crying but for the trying. What I would have hoped for is her sense of isolation in the house would bring her closer to understanding the minority players, sadly I think not, but the humanity comes through for all of them isolated in the house like that battling the majority with no friends to count on, and no hope, yet still hoping; still trying.
That I admire, and for that alone among the four she was the most worthy.
Cody and Nicole have been preordained for a while I believe. They deserve nothing. Enzo’s game sucked, he deserves nothing either. Far better players were forced out of the house under sketchy circumstances, and he was a part of that. Fuck the rest of this game. It’s not worth watching anymore.