Welp, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Le sigh. Time for a Below Deck Med recap. And it’s the reunion which means lots of transcribing. At least I will have a new episode of The Weakest Link to watch when I get through this. So there is that.
I’m already irritated by the flashbacks with Sandy and Malia. UGH. The first person to ask a question was against Captain Sandy. She tries to make Jess look incompetent. Sandy says there are plenty of large yachts with twelve guests that run with two stews. Hannah says that is a lie. Sandy is being a cunt. I’m not sure if I can recap this. It’s annoying AF.
It looks like we are going to get to hear from Kiko at least. He is not a Bugsy fan and was trying to look out for Hannah. Jess is also not getting baited in to saying anything negative about Hannah. That leaves Sandy, Bugsy and Malia to take shit about Hannah. By the way, Hannah was eight months pregnant when this was filmed and up dressed to the nines in an all white gown (that seems to be the color theme) at 4 am. I love the viewer questions for Malia and Sandy which all imply they are bitches.
Oh They are going to talk about Pete. Malia and Sandy trash him. At least this is a target that needed to be trashed. Then the fan questions go straight to back to coming for Sandy. God I hate Sandy. Hannah says that Sandy formed her opinion of her by watching her on season one. She said she had not known her for five minutes before she brought up an incident from season one where she didn’t really know what moussaka was. Sandy just denies everything. Then she praises Malia.
I already don’t like the nature of the question that Kiko is getting regarding his readiness for such a large boat. Then someone literally asks him is Sandy broke his spirit with all her negativity and micromanaging. Then, Andy let’s Sandy run her fucking mouth about Kiko AGAIN. Hannah says that Sandy should have been more encouraging of Kiko rather than constantly berating him. Sandy says Hannah doesn’t know what she is talking about because she was on break the time she helped Kiko was dishes. WTF is wrong with this woman? She never shuts the fuck up. No one else can get a word in. If this is actually 90 minutes I won’t make it. Sandy is… just MEAN to Kiko.
I love that all the questions are negative toward Sandy. I hate that it means I have to listen to Sandy lie, defect and whine. Here we go with the GREAT DRUG BUST OF 2019! I love that Hannah is drinking from a mug that says “I need a valium.” What I love even more is that this shit is over. Why do we need another hour next week?