Yesterday on Twitter, Thomas Ravenel tweeted, ““Did anyone know I’m getting married?”. No dickhead. No one knew. No one cares. And no one believes you. It seems that Thomas needs attention during this pandemic. Let’s face it, we haven’t thought about Thomas Ravenel in months. I don’t even know if he is staying in Aiken or Charleston these days. If I had to guess, I’d go with Aiken because it is fall polo season there. And the dramatic tweet came after the first round of the latest match.
Thomas spawned yet a third child with Heather Mascoe in July, but the two were already broken up by then. They seemed to be co-parenting amicably and nothing more. He tweeted to his followers (he has followers??) that there would be no need for a prenup because she isn’t the type he would need to protect his assets from. He did not mention who the lucky bride would be.
I don’t believe a word of this. Thomas Ravenel is not the marrying kind. And he would draft a detailed pre-nup if the pandemic made him so lonely he suddenly has wedding fever. I’m going to go with he was drunk from a day on the polo grounds and saying whatever just to get attention.