I am really trying to get back into work mode after a very odd weekend. But I am getting to this RHOP Recap very late in the evening and I am exhausted so this recap will probably suck more than most. And I am just fine with any beatdown Candiace gets. I think she needs a daily beatdown myself. Just to make it clear where I stand.
Karen invites Ashley and Gizelle to go to her high school homecoming. I used to have my mother’s high school class ring from 1942. I presume that is probably also Karen’s year of graduation. Who does this? I remember my mother doing this. It’s an old people thing. I don’t think people do class reunions anymore. We all kind of hated high school. Amirite? Ray cannot get rid of Karen fast enough. lol. Karen’s first jobs were Taco Bell and Burger King drive thru. Someone you know may or may not have had a David Hasselhoff moment with a Whopper today. Don’t judge, it was a very odd weekend over here.
The Green Eyed Monsters
Robyn goes to talk to Candiace about the meeting with Monique and I hate all of these people. Candiace is such a cunt. Robyn just as bad. But Candiace is pressing charges. And Monique filed charges too. These people need to get themselves together. This show has never been this far into the gutter. Candiace brings up Robyn’s tax problem. She owes a ton of money to the IRS. These women don’t understand that they have to pay quarterly taxes just like I do. Wait? Candiace prays?
Karen, Ashley and Gizelle arrive at Karen’s hometown. Her parents own a farm that was once a plantation. This segment makes Karen likable. ALMOST. Her whole family is there on the farm to greet everyone. Rol the old family photos segment. I do enjoy seeing Karen harvesting corn. They talk to Monique. She is just over the whole damn thing. Karen and Gizelle think Candiace needs to press charges. Candiace has no business adopting a dog. Her mother tells her to hire an attorney. I don’t understand why the cops were not called right away. That was a problem for both cases.
I am not even acknowledging that Wendy is on this show. #FastForward By the way, Georgia, early voting starts this week! PLEASE VOTE! We are going to turn Georgia blue! My mind is drifting. I was Googling “how long can I live in Latvia? ” And apparently they are part of the fucking Schengen Agreement. I’m bored. Back to the parade. Yep still bored. I mean it is cute and all. It’s just not recap worthy. Both of her parents dies recently so it is very sad.
Monique Meets With Her Pastor
He’s hot. That is pretty much all I’ve got. I hate to see Monique cry. She wants to apologize to the Candiace. I am and will always be team Monique.