YA’LL I feel like I have been writing recaps all day and there are so many more I could be writing! But most of them are shows that only a few of us really care about. And this is my favorite one! I feel like it might be endurance tonight and I am so late to the party that I want to blare through this as quickly as possible because we all either have live feeds or read live feed recaps and know that Tyler is likely the one to be leaving tonight. So let me get right too this with as little typing as possible.
Ah, I am in my happy place. No matter how much this season sucks, it has always been my happy place. I’d watch this shitty season every day for the rest of my life. I just love the concept even though Grodner rigs it every season. What can I say? I also watched almost every season of Real World. OOOOOOOOOh We are going to get jury house tonight!
Memphis has quarantine hair which I usually like, but not in this case. Tyler tries to plead his case to Cody. It doesn’t go well. He wants Tyler out. Because Nicole told him he wants Tyler out. We all know this will be a Cody and Nicole final two. And in that case, I hope Cody wins just like Grodner wants. At least Cody is on to Memphis and wants him gone. Grodner can’t let the racist win. I want Enzo to win but we all know we can’t have nice things. Can he at least be final two please?
The Jury House!
Oh I thought the jury house was really next door! I guess not! I was hoping they would let the jury watch the challenges from the balcony. I love Ian. When Day arrives in the jury house she and Ian think that Dani is the one running things in the house. LE FUCKING SIGH. Even now they do not get it. And Day, I love you girl but those huge hoop earrings ( or earrangs as we say here) are obnoxious. Those are definitely Earrangs. Then Kevin shows up. I love Kevin. Then David shows up.
Then Dani comes to the jury house with her self pitying attitude. The jury gets to see the OTEV challenge. People give David shit for taking the $10K. They are just jealous. There was no path for David to even get second. He did the right thing. Black people have to go on this show. Let the man have his 10K. And shut the fuck up Dani, you know that is true. Ian says he doesn’t blame David at all for taking the money. SIDENOTE: AT THIS POINT IN THE RECAP I GOT A CALL FROM MY SISTER AND WE ENDED UP ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS. I’m going to go visit her today. That is why this is late.
A Bitter Jury
The jury is very bitter against Nicole. At least that is a good thing. Cody has an easy road to victory now. Dani also feels betrayed by Cody, she thought they were closer than he is with Nicole. Doesn’t she know about the pregame alliances? Dani’s red lipstick is distracting.
Back in the big brother house it is time to evict Tyler. Both of the two on the block are dressed for the challenge. That’s unusual. Everyone voted Tyler out.
Fucking Nicole won HOH.