Y’all! My Internet was down for ALMOST AN HOUR AND I WAS FORCED TO WASH DISHES! Quelle Horreur! In other news, I was not feeling so great last night and fell asleep before ten and got at least twelve hours of sleep and am feel great today! So before The Great Sleep of 2020, I was planning to do a Don’t Be Tardy recap. This show was filmed way back in the summer of 2019 and I had all the tea for the entire trip. Let’s just say everything is not what it seems. Click the link for details. Also, I am not a fan of Kim Biermann, but I am a fan of this show. I like her on the show with her family and Kroy, I just don’t like her social media thirst traps. Or you know, who she really is. lol. I do like Don’t Be Tardy Kim.
It is good to see Tracey again. She cracks me up. She said her cross country car trip was horrible and ruined her relationship. The kids are not excited about this. Ariana was supposed to go to college the following fall, but sadly she didn’t. I hate that for her. She’s the smart one and would have benefited from four years away from all the…fakery. It actually turns into a six week trip. Tracey is explaining that RV catch on fire a lot. ROFLMAO. They are not going on an RV. They are going on a bus like rock bands travel on. Does Kroy know how to drive this thing?
First Stop Nashville!
Oh good! Tracey is going! This just keeps getting better and better! Oh dear lord, they have a Ryder Truck to carry just the clothes and wigs. Am I the only one enjoying this? They are bringing a treadmill ON THE BUS. I can’t stop laughing. Of course they are bringing a nanny named Zulma for this excursion. Apparently, Kory doesn’t need a special license or training to drive this bus. I hope they keep giving us two episodes a week. There is really not point in trying to recap a thirty minute show unless it is a talk show.
Nashville seems VERY crowded. I went there once with my parents growing up and I remember we didn’t stay for long. Not sure what we were doing there. I would always get in trouble for reading books in the car instead of looking out the window. lol. This is making me want to wear cowboy boots. There is a Matthew McConaughey look alike who is probably pushing 50 that Brielle is into so she sends Ariana to retrieve him. The girls are looking everywhere for a man. I can’t really blame them. All the men in Atlanta are gay. That is great news for me at this stage of life, but not so much when you are in your twenties. You kind of need to import. Sadly, “Matthew” is more into into Kim.
Candy Land And Then Off To Ohio!
The first new things for the kids is a big ole southern candy store. Apparently, they have never been to one and they are in heaven. Kroy finds candied crickets and shares them with Tracey. I want some of that fudge. That was the best part of living in Savannah. There were so many candy shops on River Street. And really good bars and restaurants. I had these bourbon scallops there that were so good. So very good. I still think about them many years later. KJ doesn’t want to leave the shop ever. I can’t believe how good I feel today! I’m going to take Banjo for a walk after this.
Tracey has apparently adopted a baby! So she is going to bail after just the first couple of days to get home to her infant son. Awww… Meanwhile, Kim sees a casino and begs to stop. Kim bought hundreds of dollars of scratch offs every gas station they stopped at. Kroy actually stops for 15 minutes. She spent $400 in 22 minutes. And lost. They hit a really bad storm 45 minutes outside of Columbus. They have to pull over due to tornados. So, they slept on RV on the side of the road. Finally, the whole famdamily makes it to lunch with Aunt Laurie and I assume her girlfriend. They seem like salt of the earth type people. Kim chews with her mouth open! I cannot take that! Why do people do that? They find out that Kim’s dad had cancer. We will get the reaction to that news next week. Then we are off to St. Louis!
Who is watching this with me? What did you think?