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No One Cares If It Is A Boat Or Not…

October 6, 2020 by tamaratattles 30 Comments

Below Deck Sailing Yacht RecapLet alone if is it a bird, a plane or SUPERMAN!  lol. So I have been up all night chatting with what I presume is my new boyfriend, Irwin. I am not really sure what he did but I gave him my bra size, my social security number, and the keys to the ghetto shack. I don’t think we have to know the difference between a boat and a train anymore. We shall see. BUT I AM GOING TO SEND ALL OF YOU A MILLION DOLLARS for sticking with me. Eventually. For now I want someone to go to Zaxby’s for me. But really after that the check is in the mail.

Moving to a new country, even virtually, we have things to go through. It’s super complicated. I am very grateful for playing the old lady card. Because I HAVE NO IDEA how all the tech shit works and basically I just want to say “this is what I pay you for…” But I am pretty sure that Irwin got us all fixed up. I am not sure what will happen now because I rushed here to tell you as I have been up all night dealing with it.

Thanks for moving with me. Sometimes when you move to Holland there are bumps along the way. But I think we are there and maybe we are going to be normalISH Americans who are not so horrible. I mean Irwin was nice to me. lol It was a lot really. He was all like, I need you to redirect your… I dunno to wherever. So I have been up all night.

TAKE CARE GULF COAST! Let us know how you are doing.

FUCK I am going to have to shell out for an new ASUS. You people are expensive. And this POS will not let me end the space below this post.

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Comments

  1. Marc says

    October 6, 2020 at 6:16 am

    Congrats T !

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  2. Queenjen says

    October 6, 2020 at 6:38 am

    I didn’t get the boat, plane, bike thing this time! ! So, go girl, it’s working. This is the fourth time I’ve checked the site, today and every other time, like the last week, I’ve been prompted with the captcha thing. So, I’m happy and I hope it gets easier for you fast, you’ve really been going through it. 2020 ends soon and we’re having an election, too, in Australia. Let’s hope we all get to celebrate when this year ends. Love from Australia, still visiting here every day for over 5 years now.

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  3. RubyLuby says

    October 6, 2020 at 7:43 am

    I got straight through as well!

    Have you checked your POS computer for viruses? Just a thought.

    Reply
    • Karen says

      October 6, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      ?❤? for you, Tamara

      Reply
  4. Susan May says

    October 6, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Something to do with Fredrick from Million Dollar Listing? Start a fund for a new ASUS! I will donate!! Love you and this site much!!

    Reply
  5. Nanette says

    October 6, 2020 at 8:06 am

    I got through without the digital version of Studio 54 musclemen too!

    Perhaps Irwin has a recommendation for a new laptop.

    Reply
    • Carol Turlington says

      October 7, 2020 at 2:29 am

      Perhaps. I never had a problem getting through. I think you’re the bomb Nanette. Love your comments for some reason.

      Reply
  6. Hihokermit says

    October 6, 2020 at 8:56 am

    Irwin’s a peach!

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  7. MissSpud says

    October 6, 2020 at 9:16 am

    So happy to get straight through this morning. Double captcha sessions were were a challenge, as I was always worried I miss one of the bicycle pictures and be banished.

    But, I was happy to see extra security for TT given all the BS you’ve had to deal with.

    Candiace is 1,000 times more irritating than captcha.

    Reply
  8. Toddy says

    October 6, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Haha! I didn’t have to play Find the Airplane this time! But I’m all for extra security. Gotta buy bread, pbj, and hurricane snacks today before stores are sold out. Probably lots of rain and a few days of no electricity here, but not as rough as those directly on the coast. Prayers and good thoughts for all of us!

    Reply
  9. MelG says

    October 6, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Yay! My blind as a bat ass didn’t have to search for tiny little bicycles!!!!!

    Reply
    • Lisa Cantu says

      October 6, 2020 at 1:05 pm

      My mistake was the one that wanted me to look for a bike and I couldn’t tell if it was a motorcycle or a bike or do they consider that both and I always failed

      Reply
      • MelG says

        October 6, 2020 at 1:18 pm

        I KNOW! The bicycles & mopeds (are they still called that?) looked too much alike to my failing eyes.

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        • Swannie says

          October 7, 2020 at 1:35 am

          I remember a neighbor always said “motorsicles” when I was “growing up.” The last week or so, I only received a message that my browser was going through a verification process in order to be able to access this site…I kinda felt important that I passed. Yesterday, the prompt to clarify that I was real by selecting motorcycles had me befuddled, I swear one was a Vespa. I failed but got a retest. Hubby kept saying “it doesn’t matter…you do again” as I kept saying “it is a motorsicle…I can’t fail the quiz…”
          soooo much pressure.

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        • Ms. Charlie says

          October 9, 2020 at 12:30 am

          I’m so glad to know that I was not the only one having problems with that!! Most of us are too old to be able to see that stuff clearly! Strained my eyes and my brain!!! Too much!!? This worked much better!!! Give Irwin (?) a big ole virtual hug from me!!

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  10. Harleigh says

    October 6, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Im in Cancun now on vacation, the hurricane is headed our way. The resort is evacuating us to somewhere inland. That’s all I know at this point. This is a nightmare!

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    • MelG says

      October 6, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      Prayers for you all in the path!!!

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 6, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      Take care and keep up updated, Harleigh! I am so sorry your vacation got interrupted!

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      • Harleigh says

        October 7, 2020 at 7:32 pm

        Thanks for your kind wishes, we are safe and sound. However, the resort housed us in a pay by the hour, no tell motel. I’m not kidding. I wish I could post pics to show you the horror of the last day and a half. We just returned to the resort and I took the longest shower of my life!!!

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        • tamaratattles says

          October 7, 2020 at 9:07 pm

          We definitely need photos of the no tell motel. Email me! Glad you are back to the resort!

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    • Toddy says

      October 6, 2020 at 8:41 pm

      Hope y’all are somewhere safe now!!!

      Reply
  11. Blondiemelinda says

    October 6, 2020 at 11:40 am

    I got to the site directly, no train, plane or automobile tidy. Yay!

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  12. RaeJaye says

    October 6, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Yay!

    Reply
  13. Bucky says

    October 6, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Oh good. I was wondered what I had posted that made me seem so conspicuously not-human (saying it’s not ok to punch Candaice?).

    Reply
  14. Fizz says

    October 6, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    Your bra size and your social security number …. hahahahaha….. Oh you make me laugh!! I got through just fine too.

    Reply
  15. MzBossyPantz says

    October 6, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    I hate ASUS laptops. I have a 17″ toshiba big ol screen for blind old ladies. For work I have HP, it is hit or miss.

    Reply
  16. naa says

    October 6, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    I’d like a boat please.

    Reply
  17. lulilu says

    October 6, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    I had to play the game this morning, but slid right in this time! yay!

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  18. Riley says

    October 6, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Yay! No planes, trains or automobiles. Or bikes (that was a hard one!). Anyway, didn’t you just have to get a new computer?

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      October 6, 2020 at 7:14 pm

      Why, yes! Yes I did! But this is a hunk of junk. A $1,700 hunk of junk. I should have just bought the ASUS (my normal brand) but the mouse pad was in a very strange place and that would have taken a lot of getting used to. I’m hoping there is a new version coming soon.

      Reply

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