I was all set up to do this Below Deck Med recap in a more timely fashion but my security features (now reconfigured) were happening INSIDE THE ADMIN FORUM and that was just no bueno. So now I am already to go but the first four minutes of this episode didn’t tape for some reason. If it’s not one thing…
So we start with Jess losing her damn mind because Rob in on a day excursion with Aesha and the guests. I get being jealous or irritated but for me, I just end it when it happens that early in a relationship. If you have to tell your man not to be inappropriate with other women then you need to bail early. I understand that Rob really isn’t doing anything wrong, but Jess thinks he is and she is going about this all wrong. Plus she is still really heated that Aesha put her hand on Rob’s ass during a crew photo.
Rob & Aesha Have A Day Date!
Meanwhile, Rob and Aesha are sharing ice cream cones on shore and a very romantic little town. I want to go there. I want to go anywhere. I just don’t care anymore. I wish there was somewhere that would take an old lady who smokes way to much and a giant stinky dog that sheds like a motherfucker. We are quite the pair over here in the ghetto version of Grey Gardens. Jess wants to murder Aesha for the ass grab, she would murder her twice if she saw them wandering around on a day date unaware where the guests even are. For some reason, the guest want to go back to the boat. I would wander until dark.
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Tom is starting to regret his assholery. We will see how long that lasts. He’s gone down for a nap and the guests are coming back early. So he has to get up. Why the hell did these people not eat in that charming little town? They’ve had plenty of boat food. Eat some tapas! Drink some wine! This is why I travel alone. This right here would irritate the shit out of me. You are in Spain eating chicken Caesar salads and nachos? This has to be storyline, right?
Jess Confronts Aesha
Jess makes it clear to Aesha that Rob’s ass is off limits. Aesha is more of a free spirit and finds the whole thing ridiculous. Then, Rob wonders why Aesha is being so cold. Rob thinks she is overreacting. Because she is. Rob says he feels like she has been doing nothing but questioning him for the past two weeks. In other words, since Aesha arrived. Meanwhile Jess is supposed to be working but she has locked herself in her cabin to cry. Bugsy is not amused. She tries to give Jess a pep talk. It doesn’t work. She has checked out. Rob, in a bizarre production script, goes to Captain Sandy for relationship advice. WTF?
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For some reason, Tom is taking drink orders from the guests. This whole charter is weird. And this episode seems to be taking forever. Maybe just because I feel so behind after dealing with some technical crap. The guests go on a sunset cruise. And then it is time for the final dinner. Tom means to leave the guests on a high culinary note. Meanwhile Rob talks to David, the first mate about some career advice. Rob is basically asking for a job.
The Last Supper
It time for the last dinner. I think I am more ready for this season to be over than the yachties. The guests are super late to dinner as usual. I want that chilled lobster with an avocado salad. Bring it to my mouf. Down in the cabins Rob helps Jess do turndowns. And of course she picks at him instead of being thankful for the help. The guests had a silent disco pajama party. It was as weird as it sounds. And finally it is bedtime. Guess who is fighting? Rob is basically breaking up with her. The DVR cuts off before the end but I think Rob goes to tell David he will take the job.
One more episode to go…
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I like how Sandy told Malia to stay out of the kitchen and stop helping Tantrum Tom. Then now Sandy makes a comment about Malia being a sous chef and that you should know every position. GTFOH Sandy! You are not a woman of her word.I am so glad that this season is almost over, it’s like the Energizer Bunny. Kiko and Captain Lee were on WWHL and Captain Lee said that he would pick Kiko and Alex from the crew. Captain Lee isn’t feeling Tantrum Tom at all. He also said that he would of handle the Hannah situation differently and that he would question how Malia got the photo. Last night’s WWHL was great!!
Yes, the WWHL episode was great! It was fun to see Captain Lee and Kiko again. The way Lee answered questions was telling. He was being polite and not openly criticizing, but it was obvious how he felt about it.
It also shows that Captain Lee and Sandy didn’t speak and that there wasn’t an agreement on how the Hannah issue was handled.
I read your recaps because I like your recaps. I like a few of the shows on Bravo (not many anymore), but I hate this show SOFA KING much. I just want it to tank, sink, I just don’t care. I just don’t want it to exist unless they recast. Sandy and Malia are both limited cunts. They are not fixable. I’ve never wanted to see Bravo cast members fired so badly, and I couldn’t stand Vicki G. Thanks for recapping so I don’t have to watch or listen to this cunt infested crew. Sorry TT that you’ve had so many technical issues lately (on the heels of bots & a host from hell).
I agree with you. I quit watching it Months ago….Below Deck Med? I thought it was over when Hannah left. Hahahaha. Oh well. That’s how uninteresting it is. Capt Sandy and Malia can GDIAF.
One more episode. You have the patience of a saint. Want to see the reunion ( stopped watching after the Kiko & Hannah televised in high def execution ) but don’t want to give Bravo the ratings after such a disgusting season. If Sandy & Malia are renewed for another season I am officially off of the Bravo teat. Will not stomach those two miscreants being rewarded with a salary on a luxury yacht with beautiful ports of call & not be held accountable for their unkempt favoritism & make them up as you go along yachting rules & regulations & ill manned unprofessional extremely cruel behavior.You are a champ to have stayed in the ring with these shadow boxers.
Preach. ❤ your comment. ?
I’ll watch a reunion if there is one. I’ve kept watching because the Malia/Tom/Sandy thing has me fascinated/disturbed. Malia constantly having to keep Tom calm is a huge red flag for me.
I so appreciate Tamara recapping this when everyone else has given up. I may be enticed back to RH Atlanta but the number of Bravo shows I watch is getting smaller.
Is anyone watching this show, or do you just depend on the recaps?
I am still watching,but only cus I got this far,so going to finish. Same her tho,if it’s Malia and Cat Sandy,it’s a NO go for me
Sadly. Purplesilk, I ran across the ratings when looking for the episode title and they were surprisingly good.
The last show was the lowest rated of the season
I haven’t watched since Hannah left. But still enjoy the recaps!
Did everyone catch Jess taking shots? I’m sure it was egging on her insane jealousy issues. Rob had a big ass backpack on – there was nowhere else for her hand to go. I wonder if Jess was taking shots all season. Could be the reason why laundry was always a mess! I like Alex & Bugsy together. They were always happy – what you should be on a super yacht! They need Sutton & Kyle to be guests! They can wear Kyle’s caftans and listen to yacht rock!
I caught Jess taking shots as well. Was it more than two? She definitely will not be back next season.
Didn’t mind her,before Rob,but couldn’t stand her after that. Tuning into those 2, , euwww. Jesse behavior (jeoullousness hurt my head too much) Doing shots on the last charter, well she has nothing to loose. Jess is just too pitiful for my liking.
Holy hell, when will this season be over? It has been torture! Be gone Sandy. Be gone Malia. Be gone Tom. Be gone Jessica. Be gone Rob. Be gone Pete. I can tolerate Bugsy. Only love Alex & Alesha. Jess is just crazy, Rob is a bit of a gaslighter. But Jess is definitely cra cra.
Please dock this ship and let us off!!!
I completely agree!
I can’t deal with jealous girls like Jess. She doesn’t see it, but she’s driving Rob away… along with the whole crew who is tired of her insecurity. If she could just relax and have fun, Aesha wouldn’t be nearly as much a threat. I think the scene with asking Captain Sandy for advice was staged to get to the fact that the ship is doing a crossing and he could possibly be part of the crew.
I get why everyone hates Malia, but I will say this, I enjoy watching her work when they are docking.
The pajama party must have been planned before the crew got on board or someone delivered nice pajama sets to them. If you had that tiny cabin and one bag for six weeks, would you ever pack formal pajamas? I actually do bring pajama pants on vacation in case the room is cold at night, but nothing fancy.
Jess is downright ridiculous. There was NOTHING SEXUAL with the way Alesha put her hand below the backpack. NO ONE likes being accused of things they didn’t do wrong.
I have remained friends with every NOT PSYCHO ex AND their girlfriends before me and after me, I do not have anything SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC once the romance fizzles. If one of the ladies after me had a problem, I would understand, but none have. And NOT ONE of my boyfriends has had a problem with any of my exes. Not one!
I do not cheat and I do not play games and I will not put up with being accused of false shit!
The funniest thing to me was if you go back and watch it again….Whoever was next to Aesha had their hand on her ass for that second photo! All they did was raise their arms….They were not touching….
Kinda like what Keanu Reeves does in fan pis.
Stupid Jess cannot comprehend that.
I Saw that and had to rewind lol. Jess is obviously insecure and ridiculous. I liked her in the beginning, then she got weird! The whole “I’M Going To Fuck Her Up ” was just Crazy! You can be abused before, I’ve been abused where the man had to serve over 4 years im prison, and I Still Never Act Like That!
I just want one more tantrum from Tom since this will be the last time, we will ever see him again.
Now we know why Jess has relationship issues! She’s probably a stalker too! LOL Hannah warned her that Rob was still in a relationship but she still pursued him! I could not live with some one constantly hen pecking me if I was a guy! Jess is pretty lazy too,she has no initiative! Tom screwed himself with his Diva outbursts. Hell Kiko didn’t have an assistant like Malia by his side & Sandy approve it. That’s another hypocrite. She needs to come out & tell Malia she has the hots ? for her. What a joke ?. Rob did wise up and I believe didn’t go to Bali after all that sh_t. Unbelievable! On WWHL Capt.Lee was asked how he would have handled Hannah’s situation and he was spot on!! But then the man was in the USNAVY ??! He has lots of finesse and real discipline! He doesn’t do things half assed! Full disclosure I ‘m married to a retired USARMY Officer, it’s a different world! I loved it. Anyway Malia & Sandy are a waste of space! Aesha didn’t deserve to be treated like that but Jess treats based on her own character! Peace ?
If I was Are ya, I would touch Rob constantly, just too piss Jess off,sorry about my comment,but Jess needs a swift kick in her a**
If this had been the first season of any of the Below Deck franchises, I would not have watched it beyond the first few episodes. As it is, I’ve barely watched the last three episodes. I do crosswords at the same time and don’t even bother to rewind. Zzzzzz
I genuinely hope that Jess watches the show back and sees how ridiculous her behavior was. I’m not saying that there wasn’t things Rob might have said or done behind closed doors. But how you react to something is what matters, and she never has the appropriate reactions. You can’t change anything or anyone but yourself and your behavior in situations. I truly hopes she sees that, learns and grows from it.
Malia is just all about Malia, but who isn’t at the age. They can’t seem to understand their actions could affect someone else for the rest of their lives. They just want what they want and are out to get it. No matter who the have to step on or over to get it.
Sandy says she wants team work but only if she’s in control of it and who is doing it. I think her problem was at the end of the season the crew was sufficient enough they didn’t need her. They were successful with out her and that was just too much, so she told the to quit helping each other.
I must say – this season was wwwwaaayyy to long!!
That being said, I really thought I would hate Bugsy but I must say I have a lot of respect for her work ethic and her professionalism.
Go Alex and Bugs!!! Although we know they did not make it ;(
Jess and Robert are a hot mess and while I think she overreacted with Aesha (and treated her very badly) she was worried about the wrong girl. He is giving a lot Of sexy eyes To that one guest.
Raging Tom turned into remorseful Tom, which I can appreciate. Lack of sleep will kill you!!
Malia – go fly a kite after what you did to Hannah.
I’ve become a convert and really have respect for the work Bugsy and Malia do. Those two are good at their jobs, so I’ll filter out production and drama.
We got to see the First Mate a lot, so that tells you what shit editing had to work with.
There’s a number of ads on this site so you’re getting paid for posting this stuff. And then you can’t even set your DVR right so you can actually give a complete recap? I have often wondered about the professionalism of this column and now I know. Won’t be reading any longer.
Thank God. And in your free time, perhaps you could learn how DVRs work.