I finally got caught up on Real Housewives of Potomac and this season has a lot going on! But so do Sunday nights! So much to recap and no room on the DVR! But tonight, I’ve got room for a RHOP recap! It’s late and this POS new laptop is unable to handle the usage it is getting despite being a very expensive gamers laptop that is supposed to have the same specs as my ASUS. It’s just been a few month and the new security measures are making me hunt for the boats every time I save my work. ARGH.
Five Days After Monique FINALLY Dragged Her Ass
I am not sure if I talked to you guys about the big fight or not but I don’t think that it was reason enough for the green eyed girls to totally blame Monique. Actually, I think they are just jealous of Monique. I usually hate when people say that, but in this case, it is probably true. Let’s see how they spin it. At least production is showing some of the times Candiace has begged for the ass whooping she so sorely needed. Sorry, not Sorry. I also kind of love how they keep showing the dragging. I have a personal reason to hate Candiace. She came after a Twitter friend of mine and started dragging the child he was holding in his avatar. Who does that? Did she say she has no idea what she did to warrant getting dragged? Let me count the ways.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the tracks, Monique wants to get everyone together so they can help her piece together what happened. She says she blacked out about halfway through. Why does Gizelle always talk to her daughters about grown folks problems? I find it hysterical that Candiace is acting like she is the personification of grace and decorum and is appalled that she got a taste of her own medicine. WTF is Gizelle coming with a “personal security guard” for? She is such a drama queen.
Ashley shows up with the baby in a carriage. He’s adorable. Everyone except Monique has arrived and they are accusing Monique of leaking the story to a blog. Let me tell you something. There are other people there besides the women everywhere they go. Production talks about things like this with their husbands, wives, and girlfriends. A well-placed production source is way better than a housewife source. I’m just speaking from experience. Am I the only one that does not like Wendy?
Angry Black Women
Monique is about to walk into a house full of angry black women screaming about not wanting to be portrayed as angry black women. While I agree that RHOP are considerably better behaved as a whole than lots of other franchises, they have not had this attitude before when Candiace is going around threatening to beat people and being an angry black woman all over social media. Candiace threatened Ashley with a knife and threatened to beat her ass every time she saw her for an entire season. Monique finally had enough of Candiace coming after her for two seasons and gave her what she has been asking for. Only Ashley is sticking up for Monique.
These bitches have no plans to listen to Monique. Monique starts crying right away. She says she is embarrassed. She apologizes. She says that is not who she is and she doesn’t want to be defined by one bad choice. Sadly, Gizelle has always been jealous of Monique and is going to use this to eviscerate her along with her pack of lapdogs. By the way, they keep replaying this and I am still not sure when the wine glass thing happened. Robyn tries to clear that up. Then she confronts Monique about “leaking the story to the blogs.” She knows it was her because the blog was very “anti-Candiace”! Are you kidding me? 98% of the blogs are anti-Candiace. Have you met Candiace?
This is all that is left of my very long RHOP recap from last night. I finally managed to get some photos in but last night the laptop could not even open my photos files. Then it ate the last half of my commentary. I stayed up for hours trying to figure out how to retrieve it because I had a lot to say.
The gist of it was Gizelle has always been jealous of Monique. Robin is Gizelle’s lapdog. Those two pulled in Wendy to use this situation to get Monique fired. Monique threatened to quit the show. I’m not really sure what happened and I am not fully awake yet today to discuss it. I’m still feeling some type away about losing such a detailed post.
Also in the missing text, I recapped Monique on WWHL where Andy seemed not pleased at all with Monique. But Monique mentioned she will have a lot to say on the reunion that we did not know about. So it seems she will be at the reunion. It didn’t appear that she went on the Portugal trip.
I know I am forgetting a lot of things. I’m really irritated with this laptop and still not sure even this much is going to go up. If I go dark it is because the BRAND NEW LAPTOP died completely.
I just wanted to get this up so y’all can be all team Candiace. I don’t think there is really a good team to be on in this situation but I lean toward Monique. Oh and that “therapy session” with Candiace was ridiculous.