Well, I had not gotten around to prepping for a 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After recap tonight because I had two recaps in front of it. But, Apparently football is interrupting Big Brother tonight, so I will just start with this, then do Below Deck, and then drunk blog Big Brother if I can. I’ve been feeling some kind of way today. I haven’t been drinking for several days and had to run to the corner store tonight and bought beer. I’m drinking on an empty tummy and am tipsy on beer two. So um, prepare yourselves. I just put on some chili because it is going to be a long night if the creek don’t rise and laptop can hang with me tonight.
Angela & Michael
We left off last night with the two still arguing about toting babies. I am so over this ridiculousness. I’m team Skyla at this point. Angela and her I AM AMERICAN AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT is such utter nonsense. I am so tire of ugly Americans traveling places and making us look even worse than we already do on the international front. This attitude is embarrassing. Michael tells Shaun that he has enough trouble with one wife and he sure as hell does not want two. LOL. Angela is awful. She will not even let Michael speak.
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At the end of the show, Angela says she is getting weight loss surgery and will be dropping about 100 pounds! Michael is PISSED. He likes a big woman that is why he married her. He doesn’t like surgery. Michael says he loves her for who she is. She is so selfish.
Tania & Syngin
These two can’t agree on having kids either. Tania wants them and Syngin doesn’t seem to want kids.
Larissa & Eric
Apparently, this is the episode about having kids. Eric seems to want lots of kids. Larissa says she would have a kid or adopt if she were married to Eric. Eric seems down to move to Brazil. He says he sees himself married to Larissa one day. Colt says that he does see Eric and Larissa together. I do not. Oh and now Nathalie is on the show. And she’s really pretty. Larissa does not look happy. Nathalie says that Eric trashed the hell out of Larissa when they first met. Eric, who has barely said a peep this entire episode begins shouting over Nathalie so she cannot say what she wants to say. That should be a clue to Larissa.
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Nathalie is doing exactly what Larissa did for Jess. But, Jess listened and Larissa is not wanting to hear it. Wait. Shaun is ending the interview? Nathalie didn’t get to say anything we did not already know! I was expecting some details! What did he say about Larissa exactly? I have a feeling we will hear more in the future. Recently, Larissa was briefly detained by ICE when she and Eric were moving to Arizona. So, last I heard these two were still together. Eric apparently met up with Colt and of course had dinner with Colt and his mommy. Apparently, Eric was no longer with Larissa at the time. So they badmouthed her together. I love that Debbie is cracking up when Larissa says she is Catholic and believes in forgiveness. She is the sinner!
Then we meet Jess’s new boyfriend. His name is Brian and he is cute. Though anything would be and upgrade. And they are married! That was fast. She met him through Carmen. They got married in three weeks!
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When they kept teasing Jess’ new guy the whole episode, I thought, “wouldn’t it be hilarious if it were Tom?” (of Tom and Darcey).
Can we please be done with Debbie and Colt.
I second this! A grown woman sitting on a reality show enabling her grown a$$ son in f*ckery! Now, they’ll be on the other show…strike back or whatever it’s called. 😏
Jess accomplished with this dude what she wanted from coltee: married for green card. The way they made such a big deal about it I thought we were going to know the guy. Just some random guy. There’s something off about him. I mean other than he married a stranger in three weeks. He gives off a serial killer vibe.
Why does Angela have to be so rude? She has some points but who cares when she’s shouting and telling people to shut up.
Larissa is headed down a dark path with the surgeries and how she’s making money.
Andrei asks good questions.
Tania and Syngin are never going to work. She’s an adult and wants an adult life. He’s a boy who just wants to drink and not think about the future.
Coltee had all these women even when he was very overweight. His dick must be impressive.
I feel sad for kalani but she picked him. Birth control would have prevented all of it.
Did you hear her accuse him of not wanting to wear a condom? His family is blaming her for getting pregnant, but it always takes two. I assume she wasn’t on birth control because she wasn’t messing around with anyone when she met him.
I should say “she ‘reminded’ him” that he chose not to wear a condom. She didn’t say it in an accusatory manner.
Asuelo always says that condoms are “for slut people” and he refuses to wear one.
Kalani was a virgin when she met Asuelu. He may not have wanted to wear one but it was up to her to insist
I feel bad for Michael…Angela made it seem like she was very willing to have a baby for Michael and if she couldn’t tote it, Skyla maybe could. Michael has made it very clear that it’s important for him to have a child and I think that Angela strung him along as much as he’s strung her along. The obvious solution is for them not to be together, then, and Angela can find a man who doesn’t want his own child and Michael can find a woman who can have children. I just hate to see Michael so beat down and defeated.
Hey Larissa–you already have kids so maybe you should concentrate on the ones you have and not bringing new ones into the world.
Absolutely. Also – I wonder how much of her money is going to them? If I had 3 kids and no real job boobs and botox would be way down my list if I came into some short term wealth. After all, she had a gofundme not so long ago so it’s not like she started out independently wealthy or anything.
There is so much to unpack about this season there is no good place to begin.
Deb was enabled and encouraged by *ahem* “production” to let her freak flag flap in the breeze of Colt’s womanizing bs. She held the role of evil dysfunctional mom close, and breastfed it. To me, it is toss up between Deb and Colt on who won first prize for Biggest Headcase. Colt probably.
Of course, in second place is Paul Stall, I mean, Staehle. He is the biggest waste of a Google search results page in, like, ever! TV Personality, my ass. If that’s true, then anyone with a moldy rat nest on wheels can be one, too. Don’t forget to add points for each years old French fry you find under the seat. Some people think Karine is the one who is missing a few complete circuits, and that may be true, but it is a result of being tied to a true loser. She is affected. Now I hear they are expecting their second kid. Whathawhat?!? How she let that creep anywhere near the cookies is beyond me so maybe she deserves what she gets. Their poor children….
Lahreesah…smart as a whip and cheap as a vending machine condom. I definitely get gay vibes from Eric, though he wasn’t that difficult to take this year. Other than bad cry acting, that is. Lahreesah and Payola should be BFF. Between the American Girl dolls, I think Payola has the better plastic. She looks softer and not harsh. Lahreesah took a few too many makeup tips from drag queens. She would make a good one!!
Jess was just a garden variety green card seeker. Not much else to say. I hope she and her new guy (is his name Mark?) have a long and happy year together.
Andrei is a manly manly man. I actually like the dude. There’s more to him than what is at the blunt surface. He had a great time showing off his rich Americans to his people back home. He was showing them all that despite their warnings, he has done good. He was quite handsome in his blue wedding suit and I saw a little glint of sophistication on the edges. There is no question as to why Libby hangs onto him for dear life. Man probably packs a tractor exhaust pipe and he takes care of his woahman. He has rattled Lib’s family to the point they can’t think straight. Jen’s eyeballs roll around in her pretty head like a bobble doll and she endlessly repeats herself like two year old. Charlie is eaten up with the jells. He wants to be like Andrei! Why can’t he be like Andrei, Dad? He’s the son! Not Andrei! It’s not fair air air air! Chuck can’t help his impulse to make it rain whenever Andrei comes around. He is the son he wishes he had instead of the Charlie poopy pants.
Angela Angela Angela. I am done with that. How many seasons can they drag that out? What came first? The totem or the egg? Aunt Lydia is too bossy to be convincingly submissive. I feel sad about Angela’s mother. RIP.
Syngin needs a drink named after him. It’s pretty basic. He wants to drink. It’s central to his existence. It is his priority. He is an alcoholic. Tania needs to let go and move on. It isn’t easy to love a charming, sexy drunk but it is harder to live with one than without. A woman who doesn’t call him an alcoholic will be an alcoholic, too, and therein lies Tania’s choice and dilemma. Tania is no big prize but she can do better than Syngin because he will never ever ever fill her needs. He won’t even try. Nagging him about it will just cause him to drink more.
Kalani knows what flavor the koolaide is. Sour grape. Assuelu is like a trauma victim that has gone catatonic. I’ve seen footage of lobotomy patients and they had the same deadpan stare as he does. Kalani is so stressed and with good reason. She needs a man to take care of her and the kids. Assuelu is a gamer boy and his far away stare is because he is in some far away virtual Pandora somewhere in the far away virtual Universe. Kalani can’t be a gamer kitten. She has two real babies to take care of. Let him go already, Kalani! You know you’re going to!
Thanks for the fun , Tamara. I don’t do Housewives or Bachlor/ettes but I do enjoy your blog just the same. Enjoy the new home. It takes courage to just, you know, move. To another country. But you picked a good one!