Mistake Number One
I should have been recapping Married To Medicine. I didn’t recap it much because when there was yet another show from Atlanta about black women acting badly. I just could not. I watched but I rarely if ever recapped. I am watching some older shows about Married to Medicine LA and what do you know? They went on a trip and talked to each other like adults. It was really good. And I prolly should not say this… but WHO DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IMANI? I’m a mostly straight girl and I could not sleep in her bed without…SOMETHING happening.
Mistake Number Two
I don’t know why I stopped recapping RHOP but things just got good again. Did I just hear Ashley say she has a girlfriend on the side herself? I kept trying to tell you that marriages are all different. Clearly, they have/had an open marriage. I don’t hate Michael like the rest of you do. If he is allowed to have a entanglements outside of marriage why is that such a big deal? Now Ashley wants to change the rules because you are all sofa king judgey. I feel like I just sort of slacked on this show. SEE I DONE TOLD Y’ALL THEY HAVE AN OPEN MARRIAGE. Leave them alone!
I might have missed an episode because of Love Island. Sorryish. I am feeling a bit helpless over here. The thing with Robin buying a house, we need to zip on through. I have a lot of tiny bruised on my right arm. Is this an old people thing? Because it is kind of scary. Is this what makes the age spots? No one told me anything about getting old so this is all new to me.
Mistake Number Three
I forgot about the fight. Hell I dunno what happened but Monique is better than this and must have been provoked. It was heavily edited and I don’t even know what is going on. This is just a fucked up mess here. Lot’s of editing to make it look like it was Monique’s fault for the show. But I want her to BEAT HER DUMB ASS. Candiaces fake ass wig was unmoved. This is a nonstory, And Monique needs to beat her dumb ass. FOR ALL OF US. Monique is all like I am going to kill her. Oh wait full stop. Cadndice or however her mother misspelled her name on her birth certificate doesn’t want to look like a hoodrat? When she is on Twitter all the goddamned time mocking my friend’s infant niece. Okay bitch.
I just wish they would have let Monique at her. This is all about production celebrating that little hoodrat, Candiace WHO SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ON THIS SHOW! No this is all bullshit. And BTW no one cares about Wendy. And I don’t see anyone being worried about Michael and Ashley. They have an open marriage clearly so now that she wants to close it… is post nuptial agreement is good on her. She has the kid now .