I am crawling out of my hole temporarily for this two hour Big Brother All Stars Recap. It’s really the only thing that can pull me out of my hole. We’ve never had a triple eviction, or even a two hour show that I can recall. I’ve slept through most of the last two days. The Triple Eviction happens on Thursday, because DUH! I’m not thinking clearly. It’s my new coping mechanism. Or not coping so well mechanism. I’m gonna need someone to wake me up when this shit is all over. My current plan is hibernation until next spring. If bears can do it why can’t we? In other news this fucking Lenovo is a $1,700 piece of shit. It is crapping out on me all the time and I just got it a couple months ago. I’ve finally gotten all my bookmarks in and I’m going to have to buy something else.
Will Dani Use Her Power?
And we are fucking behind schedule again. SIGH. And this fucks up Love Island as well. This is so unacceptable. I got caught up on The Haves and The Have Nots on Own today. It’s such a dumb, plodding show where the dialogue is repeated a million times and all the actors whisper. I watch every episode eventually, but it is so mind numbing. And makes me even sleepier. It’s kind of ASMR in TV form.
I can’t believe I am watching this season like a casual. I just can’t be bothered to watch feeds or do much of anything these days. At least Dani and Nicole seem to be lying to each other and fracturing a bit. Both of those bitches need to go home. Dani decides to use her power to let Memphis play in the HOH but he is not wanting to win this one. We are half an hour in and literally nothing has happened.
A Golf Course? Really?
They putt for either HOH or 10K. It is still possible to win both the 10K and the HOH. How the heck are we supposed to evict three of these morons in the next hour and a half? It will probably just be the remaining two black folks, and…??? And Memphis is throwing the hell of this challenge. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH Kevin could maybe do win this. And just like that he out OUT. Fuck, dude. Just keep the five! Oh maybe David has it? He will put up Nicole and Dani. But Cody is yet to go. And commercial. I don’t have any hope that Cody won’t win this. David winning would be more happiness than we are allowed to have in 2020. And of course Cody won. I hate this game.
I do kind of like Enzo though. Both Tyler and Dani lie about winning the money. I just realized this is NOT the two hour show. The two hour show is apparently on Thursday. Sorry. My brain is MUSH. I can’t really follow anything that is happening anymore. This episode was not worth getting out of bed for after all. Enzo tells Cody about the two Wise Guys Alliances. So he is pushing for Memphis and/or Christmas to go up. Maybe Grodner told Cody that pushing for the black people to be on the block again isn’t a good look. I’m not convinced that the white party won’t continue to kick out all the black folks again though. And just like that, it’s going to happen.
Leave My Kevin Alone!
Why is Cody such a fucking douchebag. Why does Kevin have to go up every fucking week. I’m sorry. But I’d play the race card at this point. Just SAY IT KEVIN! There is a white alliance that has voted out all the POC and has no compunction about about putting up two black players every fucking week and it make them all look like pieces of shit. I am SOFA KING sick of Kevin being nominated every damn week.
When Kevin says whoever has put him up will not get his vote to win, Cody is a condescending POS. I hate Cody so much. I don’t know how long these people have been quarantined, but they have to know what is going on in the world. I’m so ready for the most predictable nominations ever. I am happy that Kevin is finally pushing back and standing up to Cody. Cody is an asshole. He is bitching about Kevin being “poor pitiful me” when his black gay ass is conveniently on the block every fucking week? Fuck you Cody. Oh! Guess what happened? The two black guys are on the block. I hate this show.