Yeah well fuck. I didn’t realize it was a fucking RHONY Recap reunion night. A lot of weird shit is happening here. My dog apparently got the my Nivea can and ate it. So he is probably dying. So now I have to stop and give him food, which I am pretty sure I already did. I think the fucking owl came for Banjo. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. And if it is me… don’t be spewing a lot of nice shit about me. Anything I have ever done that is in the least bit kind, I learned from my imaginary husband. He is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He is helpful and kind hearted and put up with all my insanity. He is the best imaginary husband EVER. Recently, he said something about me praying as if I did not do that. I pray prayers of Thanksgiving for him EVERY SINGLE DAY . I am so grateful and a little bit drunk (or a lot a bit) so let’s recap wealthy women screaming at each other…
Okay maybe I am just old,. But I don’t really care about dicks. I mean if one shows up fine. But I am no obsessed with dick like these people. I am unmoved by dick pics, Dicks are not pretty no matter how many people think they are cute.
I just need this to end,
I do not now what is happening.
I need to check out of this. I can’t do this I just can’t. And then she said horrible things and then she said horrible things. I cannot do this right now talk amongst yourselves. I do not care about this right now.
didn’t we see this episode last week? or ought i pay more attention?
They are all the same episode after awhile
Exactly. Reunion recaps are the worst. I feel like a court reporter. Then she screamed this then the other one screamed that. I haven’t even watched the whole thing yet.
I hope Banjo is okay. Thanks for the recap when you have so much going on!
I wish Ramona would have been gone this year instead of Dorinda. Ramona is so full of herself and is not a girl’s girl. She probably made her plastic surgeon sign an NDA to say she didn’t have a facelift.
Sonja looks great!
I looked up her plastic surgeon cause I live outside NYC, he did some kind of special lift that sounded interesting, it’s not quite as invasive but it’s also not that bullshit “thread face lift” Unfortunately it’s approx $50,000 and reviews say the doctor is mostly interested in celebrity clients not average people & it’s hard to get an appointment. I’ll bet he did Sonja’s surgery gratis for the free publicty. These women can be SO lucky. Oh well, $50k is TOO dear for this single Mom! My son just said he wants to apply to NYU. Yikes. $$$.
Bethenny just said that Dorinda was not asked back on WWHL
They are really good friends surely she knows Dorinda pretended she chose to leave
Considering the way Dorinda treated Bethenny in her last season or so (drunkenly arguing at dinner with the charity people, making a huge deal about who got the nutcracker, etc.) I am shocked that they are still friends.
I think Bethenny is being an opportunistic friend to Dorinda right now. Timing is everything and there’s NOTHING Bethenny likes more is to butt in & be in control or at least
“in the know”.
Bethenny is so far above these women it is laughable. No idea why she would be friends with Dorinda.
Do you know, I hate saying people are “above” or “beneath” each other.
But Bethenny is a completely different kettle of fish. That woman is a MACHINE.
If I met Bethenny I would just bow down and accept her as the Lord over the tiny nugget of human garbage that I am.
Did you see the WWH live episode with her after the reunion? She looked gorgeous and happy. Her B Strong work is so impressive! I marvel at her vision and tenacity.
Yea the RHONY reunion could’ve been done in one episode. It’s just wasted time I can’t get back. Dorinda deflected, Ramona was self-centered & clueless, and they are all hornier than a half-fucked whore in a dick factory.
Also, I watched RHOBH Hidden Secrets last night. The content in it that was left out of the season was SO much better than the season. It looked like they did have some actual fun. Production & editing on these shows SUCK!
Yes, MelG I was thinking absolutely the same thing about the RHOBH show. So much fun footage of the ladies enjoying each other and Sutton’s fabulous birthday party. We got to meet the amazing Jennifer Tilley. I was getting angry watching it when I saw all of the fun I could have been watching and all I got to watch all season was fighting and women howling at each other to be “honest”. If they don’t hear what they have already decided is the truth, well you are lying and you must “own it”.
It seems very obvious that production edits to show strife. All of the “reality” shows do this. Somewhere there must be a handbook about creating a reality show. The arc created must show fake competition where people are pitted against each other and then they rake each other over the coals. Then they film “confessionals” where they are asked questions by production so the answers can be edited in to create false impressions.
I would much rather watch them having fun and hear witty comments than watch constant rehashing of arguments (pantygate, puppygate, Denisegate).
I so agree!! Editing is wrong in their perception of what we want to see!!
I thought so too! I would watch a show like that all the time.
Finally watched the Secrets Revealed episode. So good! Loved the egg battle and the way they did the confessionals! Can we please have that show???
Hahahahaha!!!! This may be my most favorite recap EVER! It’s not on here yet but if I have something to add after I watch, I’ll come back.
Honestly, the real housewives of NY are a bunch of crude, entitled old hoes reaching for attention. The moment they go anywhere in public they all compete for attention from men that are not interested. I think it’s crazy how they act in public, especially how they fawn over any male in their general area. They seem very desperate to me.
You forgot to say “with poopy pants” after “go anywhere in public…”
I thought Sonja’s farting situation was bad, but it has been eclipsed by Ramona’s Baby Turd at Blue Stone Manor, her flirting with a married Trumper while wearing poopoo drawers, pooping on the floor in Mexico, and the revelation about “shitting during sex.” No wonder her dog dumps wherever.
And those are only the 💩 situations we know about!
And in Colombia! I think that was the first act of Ramona’s International Shit Show.
You win with Ramona’s International Shit Show! It’s so perfectly true and so so wrong of her. I can’t believe she still thinks she’s some sexy little thing despite literally pooping on television multiple times. Mind blowing.
I mean… even though I am a hot mess. I don’t shit on the floor.
So catch a dick, TT!
The dumpster fire that is our life has made my mood swing from deep thoughtful depression to nihilistic silliness.
I think that’s the ONE place we have to give them a pass…that kind of stomach bug, in a foreign country, with limited bathrooms is a “Bridesmaid” situation in the making.
I was probably already grumpy, but I was annoyed by how some of them compete for Andy’s attention. They can’t let each other get any attention. Leah would giggle and make exaggerated expressions at Andy every single time anyone said ANYTHING. I don’t know why they showed it so much. But it made her look like a huge attention whore. Which they all are. They all seem to have serious daddy issues. Ramona wasn’t paying any attention to Andy, but she is still an attention whore.
Lmaoooo! Tamara is brilliant. I haven’t seen the episode yet. I’m drunk. I had to move in with my mom after fleeing NYC. The last thing i care about is watching grown adults fight over social situations they didnt even choose to be a part of.
“This is our job, to rehash drama over and over.”
We all(mostly the “cast” and bravo) need a pause and a rethinking of priorities
Maybe not the last thing, because I am here commenting on a recap but my intention seems clear? I’m mainly self reflecting out loud forgive me.
Lukas:
#PREACH
Bummer you had to move back in with the ‘rents but glad you had somewhere to go.
I’m not being shady. Please tell me that you are Commenting and drinking from the basement.
LOFL! I see That 70s Show including the plaid pants!
Bwahahaha! Nothing more needs to be said!
Unless you count Ramona’s poop situation.
In other Bravo news, on the Bravo Southern Charm IG and on Pat Altshul’s IG, it says Southern Charm will be back Oct. 29. The OG guys, Kathrine, Austin’s on/off GF Madison, a new white guy, and a raven-haired beauty named Leva Bonaparte round out the Charmers this season.
I could live without Madison, she a snake. And then there’s the ever charmless Kathrine. This is the only job she’s ever kept. As rottin as Ravenel is he will be missed.
When you have the time and feel like it please describe Banjo.
I don’t understand Ramona’s outbursts. Are they narcissistic rage? Does anyone know why this entitled screamer is either running away as though her Depends were badly leaking or she’s red faced and accusatory? Those are her only two settings.
Banjo is a mostly Sharpet mutt mixed with something much bigger. And there was that one time that he blogged and put up his photo….https://tamaratattles.com/2014/12/29/banjo-tattles/ He is well aware of how good looking he is. Currently his head is split open he not doing well with being on lockdown with me.
Wow the comments on that post make me sad. All the old friends I had that disappeared (or fucking DIED ON ME like UF) while I was getting surgery. Hannah Rose used to post a million times a day, I hope she is well . It was a sad reminder that you guys will be over me eventually…
I’m still here! I’m not one of your og regs but, I did recap wwhl in LA for you! I remember HR too. She was great.
I didn’t actually recap I’m sorry. Mis-statement. I emailed you my take and you wrote it. I’m just saying… I’m still here! You make me laugh daily and I tell my husband how funny you are. Also, I’m the worst lentil session person ever because I drink tequila and interchange with bursts of yoga. We joked about it.
Of all the shit we are going through, I regret cancelling our Lentil Season this year. We do so much better during Lentil Season. Everything is just so fucked up.
Thank you for the Banjo picture and link! I remember you posting this but couldn’t find it. Ahhhhhhh, it’s like having Banjo nearby. I’ve been here since the early days. I do Not drink or do Facebook or date. This site is my only daily fix. So please just keep doing what you’re doing. No pressure, right?
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I feel like you have been here forever! That post is sad for me because Hannah I think left during the great Exodus and I miss her. And Urertha Franklin DIED. Like suddenly DIED IRL. Obiturary confirmed died. It was a terrible time.
“I do not drink or do Facebook or date.” Omg I seriously thought I was the only one. Even pre covid. Your comment makes me feel less alone in my choices. Thank you for sharing that.
I am more of a silent friend. If you need an ear I am here. Banjo is adorable! I had not seen him before! And this pandemic is driving me crazy…
I am glad you are here. You do not want to be my listening ear, lol. I’m horrible and basically only do drunk dials. Trust me. YOU DO NOT WANT. Not during in a pandemic. It’s bad over here.
OMG he is freakin’ gorgeous!! For some reason I have always pictured more of a bulldog but he’s a big one and I love the big breeds. You are so lucky to have him ♥ I hope he’s ok after the Nivea 🙁
Unless there is a pile of diarrhea somewhere in this house, which is eniterly possible.. There were zero ill effects from eating my most coveted German Nivea.
Don’t bet on it.
Don’t bet on us being over you TT, is what I meant.
I have always pictured Banjo about 65 lbs of “Disney dog”-grayish, fluffy, with ears that kind of stand up and out, and will smile when he wants. Weird, my interest in other people’s dogs🥴. There’s a meme on FB, about being friends with about 100 dogs and 3 or 4 people(or something to that effect!)
Hope Banjo’s feeling ok
Well! Just saw Banjo pic. Couldn’t have been more wrong!
Or, that you will run them off too, TT by alienating or doxxing them, like Hannah; Urethra’s family whom asked you to stop posting about him, within days of passing; the wrong, elder lady whom actually had parathyroid issues… among many, many others! Or, you could play victim and have your commenters do it for you, like they did during your purge, which you’d now like to apply your revisionist history to, by calling it an exodus. YOU ALWAYS WERE, ARE, AND WILL BE HILARIOUS, TT! Glad to see you haven’t changed 😉
Oh he is so cute and squishy!!
^ he bears a strong resemblance to my friend’s sharpei x great prynese.
Awwwwe! Love the pic of Banjo! I’m a dog person, but I don’t know if I want another. It hurts so bad when they leave us. I have grand dogs. Love them!!!! One of them is showing his age though and it upsets me. He is part people and so easy to talk to. It’s going to be heartbreaking, soul crushing when he’s gone.
My person is already steeling himself for the shit show I will be when it happens. I feel like he his hoping to make it through the pandemic. There is only so much he can take of me.
I truly feel for you. It’s like the pain you knows is coming comes through in your writing when you write about Banjo. I worry about you. Pets are people to us & more loyal than human people. I’ve thought about getting another dog, but I just don’t know if I could handle losing another one. The older I get the harder it gets.
OMG, I wasn’t a reader back then but that post is fantabulous (yes, I make up words)! And Banjo, so handsome.
Banjo is so cute!
For some reason, Banjo is almost exactly how I pictured. How did you choose his name?
Loving the recap & comments tonight!
I don’t believe Dirinda’s apology to Lu was sincere-just saying.
Love your kitty’s brilliant green eyes! 💚 💚
Awww thanks! His eyes aren’t usually that green but the yellow in the comforter really made them stand out.
My soulful & sweet Leo has been gone a little over two years now 🐾🐾
My vain cats have always sought out flattering backgrounds! 💗
I love the name Leo!
Somehow when you wake up still a bit drunk at 4 am…. this show is way more watchable. I like that they acknowledged Elyse’s existence. She had a LOT more going on than we ever saw, it was sad that Ramona got jealous of her and got her exiled from the show. Um, allegedly.
Also, am I the only one who wakes up crying for no reason in the middle of the night? When the fuck will this ever end?
Sometimes I cry in my dream and I’m making audible crying noises and wake myself up 🤷♂️😂
No, you are not alone there.
I wish I could send you pictures of my rescue Oliver 🐶
I am tamaratattles on the GEE mail. You can send me whatever you want. I’m currently getting a lot of hate mail, so I welcome photos of Oliver. 🙂
OMG! This episode is actually really good. Ramona brings the receipts.
Dorinda got to state her side. Then Ramona tried to state her side, but Dorinda just talked over her and declared, “I don’t want to hear it.” Why does Dorinda think she’s the boss of what gets said?
Dorinda admitted she was going through a rough patch, but instead of saying that and then saying, “So I’m sorry for the way I treated you all,” she acted like they were all in the wrong. She continued to deflect and blame them. That she doesn’t watch the show and see how awful she is is shocking.
best header ever!
Oh, Tamara– much as I miss your wit and hilarity, I’m glad you tapped out, because:
1) I pray Banjo is okay, first and foremost. And that you find peace, and sleep, and good wine on clearance (that’s when it’s getting good!), and an abundant garden, and anything you need to feel better. I want it for all of us– I’m not preaching.
B) It gave us the instant classic line of: “And then she said horrible things and then she said horrible things.” Which–
iv) Is basically a brilliant, succinct precis this season and reunion anyways. When they offer different, maybe they’ll deserve more paragraphs about it. But unless Conde Nast is paying you by the word, the less said about an interesting but toxic season, the better.
I would pay Conde Nast Travel to let me write for them. I would actually even proofread my work and try to mostly write when I was sober. DREAM JOB. Their magazine headlines for the past two episodes have been so depressing lately. It’s things like “places to dream about visiting’ and “Oh the places we’ll go… if we can ever go again. ” #SadTimes
Hi TT. Banjo is gorgeous. I hope you get some sleep today, something good to eat and drink and, Dear God – make it happen… something really good to watch on TV. Now this episode was the same thing. They all feel put upon, nobody tells the the truth, they all over-act and Andy acts like he cares. I used to be all prepared and actually sit and watch. Now? Background noise and I do something else. We need a Good News TV channel. All they show is news that is heart warming and good. Nothing negative. All the shows would be old classics, or Looney Tune cartoons and those cartoons like George of the Jungle, Milton the Monster and Rocky and Bullwinkle and the classic movies. Our minds need positivity. This entire year has been one negative shit show after another. We all need to shut down the negative stuff on TV and fill our minds with stuff that makes us laugh and feel good.
In the meantime, I will always log into this blog for a laugh because believe it or not TT, you are really fucking funny. Not when you are not doing well and being serious, but 99.9% of the time and that’s saying a lot!!
Take care of YOU!!
Back when I hung out with actual people, I would always make people laugh. I am unintentionally funny. Sometimes it seems people are laughing AT ME. I’m like,… why was that funny. I think I tend to describe even bad things in humorous ways…
I bet you are hilarious in person. You are so funny & witty in your recaps.
I remember lots of details…like from 30-40 yrs ago. Shit that pisses me off, I keep in my mental filing cabinet. I see/hear memories in my head like it just happened (it’s not good when it’s tragic stuff I’m remembering). So if I’m bitching about someone, I tend to unintentionally do their voice when I tell what they said to me. I have my mother’s voice down pat. Most people laugh. My husband bitches, “enough with the voices.” He HATES when I bitch about something he said to me. He says, “I don’t sound like that. Uh, yes he does. My kids (adult age) agree.
Awww thanks! His eyes aren’t usually that green but the yellow in the comforter really made them stand out.
My soulful & sweet Leo has been gone a little over two years now 🐾🐾
Banjo is gorgeous I love dogs mine is my absolute pet (no pun intended) I’m sure Banjo will be fine! I hope your ok TT I just love your recaps and this site it’s great
I’m reading that Ramona is returning. Noooo! !!! I wish the literal FOS bitch would go spread shit someplace other than in front of a tv camera. She’s just a repulsive ass…..LITERALLY! I agree that Dorinda was not fun to watch anymore, BUT RAMONA???? There’s nothing fun about her self-centered ass.
I’m with you, she needs to go! I watched all 3 parts and she NEVER stopped talking. The reunion could have been done in 1 part. I’d like to see Leah Luann Sonja (if she stops drinking so much). Then send me new housewives.
Prayers for Banjo!!!
Yes, I was happy Ramona brought the proof. I really hope that Dorinda gets her shit together, gets off Tinsley’s jock and we can move on from this odd rage she’s exhibiting. I know these women are expendable but I really think Ramona can do no wrong, and will never be let go. Just glad its over with, damn these newer season almost make me miss the Alex and Simon fashion shows, lol!!
I only read the recaps, because they’re ALL so awful. GROSS behavior across the bravo-sphere. Can we explain trickle down economics through bravo, andy, and all on this misogynistic excuse for tv?
The best thing about the RHONY Reunion Recap is… Banjo! What a handsome boy he is– I could look at that face all day. I think he should be fine, because there isn’t anything toxic in Nivea. It might “lube him up” a little bit, or make him throw up, but he will be fine. Make sure he has easy access to the yard!
I just can’t with the screaming drunk New York broads anymore. You hit the nail on the head, TT; “First she said something horrible, and then she said something horrible, and…” God gives you a privileged life with healthy children, and this is what you do with it. No thanks! I’ll read your recap and giggle here.
Praying for you and Banjo-boy. Please keep us posted on how he’s doing. And you, too!
Banjo is gonna be fine.🧡
Honestly, animals don’t tend to eat things bad for them.
It’s us that pour poison down our throats!