Yeah well fuck. I didn’t realize it was a fucking RHONY Recap reunion night. A lot of weird shit is happening here. My dog apparently got the my Nivea can and ate it. So he is probably dying. So now I have to stop and give him food, which I am pretty sure I already did. I think the fucking owl came for Banjo. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. And if it is me… don’t be spewing a lot of nice shit about me. Anything I have ever done that is in the least bit kind, I learned from my imaginary husband. He is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He is helpful and kind hearted and put up with all my insanity. He is the best imaginary husband EVER. Recently, he said something about me praying as if I did not do that. I pray prayers of Thanksgiving for him EVERY SINGLE DAY . I am so grateful and a little bit drunk (or a lot a bit) so let’s recap wealthy women screaming at each other…
Okay maybe I am just old,. But I don’t really care about dicks. I mean if one shows up fine. But I am no obsessed with dick like these people. I am unmoved by dick pics, Dicks are not pretty no matter how many people think they are cute.
I just need this to end,I do not now what is happening.
I need to check out of this. I can’t do this I just can’t. And then she said horrible things and then she said horrible things. I cannot do this right now talk amongst yourselves. I do not care about this right now.