Y’all I have so much more on my mind tonight than this. My thoughts are with every single teacher who is literally risking their life to go back into a classroom. I’m not going to lie, I would have retired. If you would like to support teachers, please go to DonorsChoose. Find a school near you or any school and help teachers who are risking their own lives at this point to get what they need. As a former teacher I benefited from this site in a HUGE way. It is hard enough to teach in normal times but now it is worse than ever. You can pick a school and just buy a pack of crayons. Anything helps. Please support our teachers and parapros. Okay moving on let’s talk about something sexier.
Also, am I the only one having Kraft Parmesan cheese for dinner? I’m having trouble eating. But sawdust cheese even though I have actual cheese just tastes good tonight. I needed something kind of salty. And it pairs well with beer.
Karen & Miles
Apparently this scripted episode is going to be about trust. Karen trusts Miles. SORT OF. Which is sad. She doesn’t trust him with her heart. They are basically trying to figure out how to get closer to each other. I don’t trust Karen. Maybe it is the name. These two don’t really feel married. Or at least Karen doesn’t. Miles does. I’ve moved on to Flaming Hot Cheetos! Because, bored. These sex talks are cringey. The sexpert suggests that they take sex off the table so that they can be intimate without expectation. That kind of makes sex. Later, these two go to a workout class. Miles can’t take it! LOL!
These guys are doing a bit better this week. But Miles is a bit hurt that she makes fun of his age. Are they not similar in age? I feel like if she snagged a younger man she should be happy! Miles is totally in this for the long term. She is not so much. SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE LEFT and this would not have ever happened.
Amani & Woody
These two seem to have a chance and would be the stars if it was not for Amelia and Bennett. These two are cute and I love how Amani always calls Woody “my husband”. They talk about sexual positions. He talks about his lack of relationship with his dad. He has been to counseling and he knows he can’t have a relationship with his dad anymore. /sobs. Woody loves Amani’s two new dads. PLEASE LET THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK!
These two are cute. Woody and Amani would have been the stars until there was Amelia and Bennett. Amani wants a dog. Woody is me a million years ago before I got Banjo. Banjo was NEVER intended to live in my house. EVER. I am old school. We have YARD DOGS. With DOG HOUSES. And they just handle shit in the yard. So I put him out and then sat in the bathroom and cried the entire night while he was outside. He has ruled this house inside and out ever since. I do not allow him to sleep with me. I get Woody’s point for not really wanting a dog. Dogs are like cocaine. Don’t even get started.
Olivia & Brett
I do not understand why this is still a thing. That’s really all I have to say about these two. I almost like Brett more than Olivia. And that is saying a lot. These two are just not a match. AT ALL. Olivia is a prude and Brett is a player. This is NEVER going to work and anyone with eyes and a brain would have known that.
I am not sure why these two are even on the show. I think Brett wanted to be on TV and Olivia should have known better than to do this. Olivia says that she is not happy that Brett looks at her sarcastically. She feels like he doesn’t take any of this seriously and he looks at her like she is dumb. She doesn’t feel like he is being honest. He’s not. He just wants to be on TV. It’s obvious to all of us. She says he acts differently on and off camera. He is such a douchebag. Later, they go to some bartending thing. I don’t want to rewind to find out what the cocktail they made was. I kind of want to punch Olivia in the face. No one deserves Brett more than Olivia.
Amelia & Bennett
All I want to do is watch these two. Really. They should be the whole show. Hopefully she gets a residency in NOLA. I NEED WAY MORE OF THESE TWO! Why is nothing happening with them in the entire first hour? FUCK. Bennett tells Amelia that a barista told him that he could have whatever he wanted for free because she “put her finger back on.” I have to say I would be a bit skeptical of Amelia as my doctor. UNTIL NOW. I just want to watch these two ALL DAY EVERY DAY NO OTHER TV NEEDED.
I am going to cry over this “therapeutic shit.” If anything happens to these two there is no God. I am going to cry now. Look away. Wait! Does she have on elastic waist jeans? lol! Is she eleventy billion years old? I love this couple so much. But it feels like they are not going to give us too much because we can all so this is a perfect couple WHO NEEDS THEIR OWN SPINOFF! And Bennett struggles over leaving his deep roots and friendships in NOLA versus Amelia’s potential residency elsewhere. Please God let her get a residency in NOLA! Bennett gives Henry good advice. So clearly, Amelia is going to be sent somewhere he does not want to go. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK>
Christina & Henry
In other never should have been matched news… we have Christina and Henry. In other news, I just paused to pee because apparently when you get old you need to do that two or three times an hour. It was there, in the bathroom, I realized I am SO NOT ATTRACTIVE! I swear I was always kind of pretty and now I am morphing into that fake photo that the jealous websites and angry folks in perpetual WLS like to say is me! It’s really not pretty over here. I need to at least shower sometime in 2020. Anyway the shrink tells Henry to express his emotions. BLAH BLAH BLAH I hate these two.
This show is not quite done but I think you get the gist. Plus I can’t seem to get you to watch this with me. Oh wait it is done.
Later they have to answer questions with each other. Blindfolded. Honestly, this was a boring episode. It seems that Henry was a fat kid and he is sort of feeling like the fat kid. She basically tells him to get over it. A shrink she is not. She is awful to him. In her game she says lack of confidence as her deal breaker even though Henry said his issue was confidence.