I slept all day and just woke up a few minutes ago I was sleeping so peacefully, I could have slept until tomorrow. But, I wanted to see Big Brother. Even though this season sucks and people call it the worst season ever EVERY SEASON. I just need the stability of Big Brother in my life. And I never say this except for maybe season 15, this really is the worst season ever. I don’t know why Grodner thinks we want a mega alliance to send out everyone else. That’s so boring. And Janelle and Kaysar leaving back to back was devastating. The White alliance is extremely disturbing considering the current climate. I hope Da’Vonne RAILS on these people at the elimination tomorrow.
Let’s see how the racist handles his HOH. I never thought that I would want Day out over Kevin, but I do. I love Day. And it is ZINGBOT NIGHT! This is for me the best episode of the season. While we know some of them, I am hoping Dani gets zinged for her flirtations with Cody. This is the time that production can interject drama into the house. But will they?
David Falls For Memphis’s Double Cross
I do love that Memphis is not going to be able to take out David this week. I really hope that Christmas? or whoever it was who promised to tell Day in her goodbye message that it was Nicole who voted Ian out happens. Dani pretending that she is with Day is ridiculous. It is sad that Kevin thought the noms would be him and David. Clearly, the black folks know they are being picked off one by one. It’s disgusting game play, but it seems like everyone has just accepted it. Day knows that the plan is to backdoor David. She mistakenly feels like David is trying to sabotage her game. Day! How can you be so stupid? Don’t trust the white people! It should be obvious what is happening here!
Oh Day, she thinks they should pick fucking Nicole and Dani for POV and not David. SOFA KING CLUELESS! I loved Day so much during her first season. This is just shitty game play right here. Kevin tells Day that having her as a friend is the best thing about the game. These two love each other. At the veto ceremony, of COURSE Tyler gets picked to play. I am sure there is a secret pocket in the veto bag where Tyler’s chip resides. I think he has been picked every time expect maybe once. Day chooses Nicole in her houseguests choice, and Kevin chooses Dani with his. Again, rigged. They already said on camera who they would pick and clearly Grodner liked their answers. So they were all probably houseguests choice. Because they are dumb as fuck. I can’t even with these people.
The Veto Competition
David is hurt that neither Day nor Kevin picked him to play for veto. My heart breaks a little for David. He has been ostracized for his color BOTH TIMES he played this game. And now as he said on feeds “even the people who look like me” don’t want t play with me. That must be traumatic. The only good news in all of this is that Tyler is side eyeing Nicole and Dani now for having a side alliance (that doesn’t really exist) with Day and Kevin. Nicole and Dani do not want Day to go home and will pull her off.
Memphis tells Tyler, Nicole and Dani that his plan is to backdoor David. So one would think he would want all three of them to play to win, right? Someone has to come down for a back door. But he tells them all not to play to win? Am I the only one who is not getting this? I’m not in a good place right now so maybe my mind is not functioning properly? But don’t you need SOMEONE to come down to do a backdoor? Memphis is such a fucking racist moron. Then Memphis tells Day and Kevin that “everything is going according to his plan.” HE IS TOO STUPID FOR THIS GAME. Only Tyler seems to get that David doesn’t need to go. Everyone wants to drag Kevin to final two. Especially Cody and Tyler. Cody tells Tyler to play to win and keep noms the same. And that is exactly what happens.
Zingbot wakes everyone up for a morning full of insults and my mood suddenly improves dramatically. This is my all time favorite part of Big Brother! Suddenly, life is good again! Zingbot is in the back yard on top of I don’t even know what looking like Tiger King. WTF?
David: I can’t believe I am here on Big Brother All Stars, And frankly, I really can’t believe you are either! ZING!
Enzo: What’s more pathetic than a man in his 40s still calling himself the Meow Meow? Nothing! Zing!
Memphis: Most people think of you as Dan’s number one. But to me you are more of a giant number two. SING!
Cody: You are a perfect ten. But that’s about your IQ. ZING!
Dani: From your first season on Big Brother, you looked like an old pro. Now you just look old. ZING!
Christmas: What’s the difference between you and the holiday season? One is cold stress inducing and annoying and one is the holiday season! ZING!
Kevin: I came up with a nickname that captures you perfectly and has a great ring to it. BORING! ZING!
Tyler: What do you call someone who says the real winner gets the girl, not the $500,000? A liar. ZING
Da’Vonne: You’ve done three seasons of Big Brother and two seasons of The Challenge. So I am dying to know which reality show you plan to lose next? ZING! Fuck you Zingbot!
Nicole: I wrote a song for you. Here comes the bride… she loves to whine and cry… every time I hear her voice I want to fucking cry! Mazel TOV ZING! (YES ZINGBOT, YES!)
So apparently Zingbot is TIGER ZING this season Le fucking sigh. So off we go to veto comp.
No Really This Time I Mean It, It’s The Veto Comp!
Why is Day hosting this game when she is on the block? I guess everyone reads the card. Everyone has to find three stuffed tigers in a maze. Players play one at a time. It’s a timed game so Grodner can be sure Tyler wins. And he does. ALLEGEDLY. At least Memphis and Tyler are going after each other now. Day knows that Tyler will not play the veto and that one of them are going home. Tyler plants seed about Dani and Nicole.
It seems like Tyler used this information to send Day home. Day says that the plan has been in motion for a long time starting when Christmas was used to put Bayleigh up. She also calls out David. She knows he is not going to use the POV. Now Memphis seems to think that it is fine because he is worried about Dani and Nicole making other alliances. This of course assures them that Day is going home. Tyler is coming for Memphis. Christmas is a cunt and thinks her not having to use her power is great. Day knows she is going. But she doesn’t know that David is actually on her side.
What Big Brother Legend will return? I have not been keeping up.